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Receptionist in mainland China

Receptionist：“Hello.”  
Foreigner：“Hi.”
Receptionist：“You have what thing？”
Foreigner：“Can you speak English？”
Receptionist：“If I not speak English, I am speaking what？”
Foreigner：“Can anybody else speak English？”
Receptionist：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have  time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
Foreigner：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”
Receptionist：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ？”
Foreigner：“I want to speak to your head.”
Receptionist：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！

:jaw:哇,咁都得:soldier:

;P;P;P she really speaks  English.

:Q:Q:Q:saujai:

THANKS!!!!!!!