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[color=Green]De-stress and have a laugh.
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Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."
Husband: "I was looking for the expiration date."
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Wife: "Do you want dinner?"
Husband: "Sure! What are my choices?"
Wife: "Yes and no."
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Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"
Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."
Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."
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Son: "Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."
Son: "But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap."
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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!!"
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Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."
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AND NOW THE BEST ONE!
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor."[/color]

[b][color=Orange]開心婚姻得來不易[/color][/b]

last one so good..
thanks for sharing...

[color=clearred]good ones.....

but wouldnt it be more appropriate to post them on Jokes......??[/color]

[quote]原帖由 [i]~@chrissie@~[/i] 於 2007-12-26 22:55 發表
good ones.....

but wouldnt it be more appropriate to post them on Jokes......?? [/quote]
I do agree with you ;P

[quote]原帖由 [i]水仙[/i] 於 2007-12-1 19:14 發表
De-stress and have a laugh.
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Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certific ... [/quote]
Funny but sorrow~ :lol :applause: :verygood: :oh: :( :Q :dizzy: :afraid: :burst:

[quote]原帖由 [i]~@chrissie@~[/i] 於 2007-12-26 22:55 發表
good ones.....

but wouldnt it be more appropriate to post them on Jokes......?? [/quote]
Just because they are not jokes~ :oh: :'( :dizzy: :Q :L