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Marketing or Joke?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.  You approach her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
>That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.  One of your friends approaches her, points at you says, "He's fantastic in bed."
>That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.  You approach her and get her telephone number.  The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
>That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.  You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink.  You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
>That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see gorgeous girl.  She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
>That's Brand Recognition.

[[i] 本帖最後由 bluedance 於 2008-3-1 15:46 編輯 [/i]]

[quote]原帖由 [i]bluedance[/i] 於 2008-3-1 15:38 發表
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.  You approach her and say, "I'm fantastic . [/quote]
Cute!:lol:D:)

[quote]Originally posted by [i]bluedance[/i] at 2008-3-1 15:38
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.  You approach her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
>That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.  ... [/quote]
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Such a practical example!
Easy to explain + remember! [/size]

[quote]原帖由 [i]mzmzmzmz999[/i] 於 2008-3-5 16:18 發表
Such a practical example!
Easy to explain + remember!  [/quote]
Yup~ always chuckle over this exposition!

係一個joke黎...:lol:lol

[quote]原帖由 [i]不平凡人[/i] 於 2008-3-5 23:20 發表
係一個joke黎...:lol:lol [/quote]
係呀﹗確實係個joke黎咖﹗:D:lol
不過同時都係marketing嘅解說喎﹗;P:P

That's a good one! And the funny thing is its so true as well =)

[quote]原帖由 [i]bluedance[/i] 於 2008-3-5 15:47 發表

係呀﹗確實係個joke黎咖﹗:D:lol
不過同時都係marketing嘅解說喎﹗;P:P [/quote]
所以我冇移去笑話版囉..:victory:
就算移左去..都唔會好多人睇得明...:givemefive:

[quote]原帖由 [i]不平凡人[/i] 於 2008-3-7 10:59 發表

所以我冇移去笑話版囉..:victory:
就算移左去..都唔會好多人睇得明...:givemefive: [/quote]
如果之前的"joke"可以找到該廣告短片同時貼上就唔使比你"郁"，可惜找不到，唯有難逃劫數﹗:afraid::'(

[quote]原帖由 [i]bluedance[/i] 於 2008-3-7 09:56 發表

如果之前的"joke"可以找到該廣告短片同時貼上就唔使比你"郁"，可惜找不到，唯有難逃劫數﹗:afraid::'( [/quote]
鬼叫你搵唔到咩~~~~:P

[quote]原帖由 [i]不平凡人[/i] 於 2008-3-7 22:13 發表

鬼叫你搵唔到咩~~~~:P [/quote]
鬼叫你係版主咩~~~~(無得抗議):P

[quote]原帖由 [i]samble[/i] 於 2008-3-6 18:15 發表
That's a good one! And the funny thing is its so true as well =) [/quote]
Yes, funny but so true.  Nice to sharing this with your guys!

[quote]原帖由 [i]bluedance[/i] 於 2008-3-7 15:27 發表

鬼叫你係版主咩~~~~(無得抗議):P [/quote]
你鍾意..可以比你做....
e度做版主都冇咩..又唔多人post野...唉...........
仲要日日上黎將d廣告掉走......幾煩....:Q

[quote]原帖由 [i]不平凡人[/i] 於 2008-3-8 00:15 發表

你鍾意..可以比你做....
e度做版主都冇咩..又唔多人post野...唉...........
仲要日日上黎將d廣告掉走......幾煩....:Q [/quote]

唔喇﹗多謝哂﹗
d咁煩嘅野就有勞你呢位"煩人"繼續煩下去，唔該晒﹗:applause:

[[i] 本帖最後由 bluedance 於 2008-3-8 00:53 編輯 [/i]]

[quote]原帖由 [i]bluedance[/i] 於 2008-3-7 16:45 發表


唔喇﹗多謝哂﹗
d咁煩嘅野就有勞你呢位"煩人"繼續煩下去，唔該晒﹗:applause: [/quote]
改錯名:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(

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THANKS.... It's funny...but it should be classified as JOKE ;P

[[i] 本帖最後由 Orange+Fai 於 2008-3-13 01:27 編輯 [/i]]