kathywonder 2008-3-26 13:59
死就死啦!!
[b][size=4][color=Red]
To: Ms 38
其實唔駛成日顧慮太多, 試吓踏出一步.....你會眼界大開的.[/color][/size][/b]:P:P
COO 2008-3-26 14:12
急急咁食就唔知味道，偷偷咁食唔會好知味，重唔會梗死添！:lol
leicalover 2008-3-26 14:44
If every wedding move is thoroughly analysised before saying "Yes", the marriage may not last. Because sooner or later, one will find that one or more elements are under/over estimated and so, a feeling of imbalance would be felt and there would be more arguments or more games would be played.
I believe a spoonful of passion and a slice of spontaneity is needed for a successful and colorful marriage.
My 2 cents.
大冒險家 2008-3-26 14:48
[color=Blue][size=6]女人就係o甘....死就死...[/size][/color]
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish..............................49
Adventurous.....................Slept with all your friends
Athletic............................No boobs
Average looking.................Ugly
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure..............On medication
Feminist............................Fat
Free spirit..........................Junkie
Friendship first...................Former slut
Fun..................................Annoying
Gentle..............................Dull
New Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded.....................Desperate
Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate........................Sloppy drunk
Poet.................................Depressive
Professional.......................Bitch
Romantic...........................Frigid
Voluptuous........................Very Fat
Large frame.......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate................Stalker
Widow..............................Murderer
WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
And finally.....
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
NOW SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND A WOMAN WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR!!!
COO 2008-3-26 14:53
[quote]原帖由 [i]大冒險家[/i] 於 2008-3-26 14:48 發表
女人就係o甘....死就死...
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish..............................49
Adventurous.....................Slept with all your friends
Athletic....................... ... [/quote]
Very funny in many ways ......true !:lol
leicalover 2008-3-26 14:58
[quote]原帖由 [i]大冒險家[/i] 於 2008-3-26 14:48 發表
女人就係o甘....死就死...
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish..............................49
Adventurous.....................Slept with all your friends
Athletic....................... ... [/quote]
真係好好笑 :lol:lol:lol
9NgDap8 2008-3-26 21:19
really interesting... but tends to agree ....
kathywonder 2008-3-26 22:19
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish..............................49
Adventurous.....................Slept with all your friends
Athletic............................No boobs
Average looking.................Ugly
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure..............On medication
Feminist............................Fat
Free spirit..........................Junkie
Friendship first...................Former slut
Fun..................................Annoying
Gentle..............................Dull
New Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded.....................Desperate
Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate........................Sloppy drunk
Poet.................................Depressive
Professional.......................Bitch
Romantic...........................Frigid
Voluptuous........................Very Fat
Large frame.......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate................Stalker
Widow..............................Murderer
WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
[b][size=4][color=Red]It seems pathetical but you said mostly right, at least I'm kinda 30-ish, and goes to 35. As a friend say, dun you wanna have a fun woman like....just curious, no need gimme answer anyway. Oh!! Passionate in that u want ur woman love u more, is that right?? Adventurous, well......she's the one you rely on, so, it's not quite suited on her, I mean ur wife. ^^ But you gotta keep alert cos may got flirt by hot chicks around. absolutely not me....^^ "I'm not upset..........but tired." That's what I always said and those words covered all my lie......
By the way, dun you say "I love you." to your sweetie all the times? if not, it's lucky you. But 羊咩 just said love me alot before he left yesterday, but I'm only person at hm now, and found no substitude........poor me!![/color] [/size][/b]:P:P
ngstan 2008-3-27 00:22
[quote]原帖由 [i]大冒險家[/i] 於 2008-3-26 06:48 發表
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish..............................49
Adventurous.....................Slept with all your friends
Athletic....................... ... [/quote]
:lol:lol:lol :applause::applause:
亞波羅 2008-3-28 08:45
[quote]原帖由 [i]COO[/i] 於 2008-3-26 14:53 發表
Very funny in many ways ......true !:lol [/quote]
agreed too, haha
pentree21 2008-3-28 10:54
I can agreed no more on the list.
For Kat, it's good to hear your soul talking.
38 2008-3-29 04:55
[quote]原帖由 [i]kathywonder[/i] 於 2008-3-26 13:59 發表
To: Ms 38
其實唔駛成日顧慮太多, 試吓踏出一步.....你會眼界大開的.:P:P [/quote]
哈, 點解to我既, 咩事, 好彩八卦, 入黎裝下姐, 你係咪話我呀, 我踏出左啦, 眼界放開左, 不過如果有機會, 再識到內地猛男, 我都會再去玩, 起碼多一樣野, 就係, 約香港男人, 就齊左d, 不過去外地, 起碼可以去吃喝玩樂喔...下一站可能去台灣~~~不過無甘快, 我睇下佢會吾會黎搵我再算.....
成熟溫柔男士 2008-3-30 21:54
[quote]原帖由 [i]38[/i] 於 2008-3-28 20:55 發表
哈, 點解to我既, 咩事, 好彩八卦, 入黎裝下姐, 你係咪話我呀, 我踏出左啦, 眼界放開左, 不過如果有機會, 再識到內地猛男, 我都會再去玩, 起碼多一樣野, 就係, 約香港男人, 就齊左d, 不過去外地, 起碼可以去吃 ... [/quote]
[color=Blue][size=4]咦~ 睇嚟 38 姐都好多異地網上情人喎 ! 真係欽敬佩服 ![/size][/color] :bow: :bow: :bow: :verygood: :P
38 2008-3-31 14:41
[quote]原帖由 [i]成熟溫柔男士[/i] 於 2008-3-30 21:54 發表
咦~ 睇嚟 38 姐都好多異地網上情人喎 ! 真係欽敬佩服 ! :bow: :bow: :bow: :verygood: :P [/quote]
咩姐, 都吾係架, 都要有閒錢至得架....你估去搵人地, 吾使用錢既咩
adidas_hands_up 2008-3-31 15:15
Well, things will not always happen the way u wanted nor expected and the one & only solution is to take it or leave it or else like somebody said that find urself a substitution. Or in the worse case, deal with it the rest of ur life.:oh::oh::oh:
COO 2008-3-31 17:05
[quote]原帖由 [i]38[/i] 於 2008-3-31 14:41 發表
咩姐, 都吾係架, 都要有閒錢至得架....你估去搵人地, 吾使用錢既咩 [/quote]
38姐：如果唔知妳係女性，都都認同呢番話既。
Anyways，都係要講句「佩服」妳既風流事跡！:verygood:
w9990o 2008-3-31 21:01
真係好好笑.........................
38 2008-4-3 20:21
[quote]原帖由 [i]COO[/i] 於 2008-3-31 17:05 發表
38姐：如果唔知妳係女性，都都認同呢番話既。
Anyways，都係要講句「佩服」妳既風流事跡！:verygood: [/quote]
甘機票都要錢架嗎~~~去到包食包住, 使得佢幾多錢呀...只係買機要係最貴架啦, 買下手信都要錢架...套都要買定架啦..
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