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[quote]原帖由 [i]jetspermman[/i] 於 2008-4-14 07:30 發表
各位兄弟, 睇完 李連英 師兄既告白之後...
大家真係要提高警覺... 小心些......
唔好同 MM 講有呢一類既 website...

基本上而家上邊既經理都會教女女唔好比客影相 (特別係香港客 !!)
佢地會同女女講: 你睇下 ... [/quote]

係呀,個日主任問我係邊度知道佢電話,我話朋友俾.
跟住話係咪網上有講佢地間場,我話我唔知呀,好少上網睇呢d野....:quiet:

[quote]原帖由 [i]jetspermman[/i] 於 2008-4-14 17:12 發表
calling matt matt...
好主意呀....!!
比多些 information 我地呀.... ^_^

做 gym 一個月平均消費幾多 ?
有冇 locker ???
lokcer 係唔係更衣室入邊 ??? [/quote]

我老虎 join California (特登 paid 18 months locking her) 我特登 join 另外一間做 gym!
我老虎 學潛水; 我特登學攀石!:lol

[[i] 本帖最後由 麥迪文 於 2008-4-14 18:11 編輯 [/i]]

[quote]原帖由 [i]麥迪文[/i] 於 2008-4-14 18:09 發表


我老虎 join California (特登 paid 18 months locking her) 我特登 join 另外一間做 gym!
我老虎 學潛水; 我特登學攀石!:lol [/quote]

老婆去潛水... 你又可以去玩...
你自己去做 gym... 而可以去玩...

一箭雙鵰... 一石二鳥 呀 ~~!!

[quote]原帖由 [i]def_lo[/i] 於 2008-4-14 17:16 發表
我上個禮拜報咗郭富成嗰間野啦!! 但做gym都係2-3個鐘, 去成5-6個鐘一轉cp都係有啲難度呀!! [/quote]


唉 ~~!!
你可以話做 gym 前後同o的兄弟食飯 !!!

咁咪又多 2, 3 個鐘囉.......!!!   :slap:


創意 ~~ ok ???   :hamsup:

回復 #104 jetspermman 的帖子

唉 ~~!! 我老虎熟悉我所有的朋友同學同事, 係唔係好勁? :Q我一年和朋友食飯 less than 5次!:oh:她通常主動車我去車我走 tim!

[[i] 本帖最後由 麥迪文 於 2008-4-14 19:39 編輯 [/i]]

[quote]原帖由 [i]麥迪文[/i] 於 2008-4-14 19:32 發表
唉 ~~!! 我老虎熟悉我所有的朋友同學同事, 係唔係好勁? :Q我一年和朋友食飯 less than 5次!:oh: [/quote]


你... 係呢到... 唔係有一班新朋友咩 ??  :hamsup:

你老虎唔識我地架 ?
就算識...
你又估下我地企係邊個果邊...??
  :hamsup:

if his tiger have some beautiful non-married friend, I will stand on his tiger side... haha... (kidding, kidding)

回復 #107 Retav 的帖子

And I'll definitely stand on your side, master!!

Ha?? You stand on my side? You should stand on the non-married friend's mouth side...

回復 #109 Retav 的帖子

I stand on your side because you stand on your tiger's non-married friends' side ma.  That's the first step.  Don't be so hurry to stand your dxxk on their mouth side when you first meet them!! :lol

Oh... sorry... i mess up with FastFood in LWEST...

But Matt... will you stand on your wife's non-married friend's side?

Ok... seriously... Matt... even your tiger know all your friends, but how about if you teach your friend to play with you as well... haha... it is like drug... once you try, you never give up...

算 la! Let's be 一位積極的偷食專家!

嚟緊想試 CP, 認真 plan 偷食方案~~~

如果從廣州天河東站 12:00 正午出發 ~~

Q1 如何去 CP? By train? By taxi? or By bus? 時間 need多久? 我 heard 廣州計程車老兄 said there are taxi in 廣州 going to CP.
Q2 假定 CP 停留 3.5 hours? 如何回 HK

限制: 需要 7:00 pm 回 MK 地區!:reading:

[[i] 本帖最後由 麥迪文 於 2008-4-15 11:18 編輯 [/i]]

回復 #112 麥迪文 的帖子

麥兄, 如果計你由SN離開計. 當你玩到五點. 返到深圳都係六點. 七點一定返到MK. 我上次成七點先走, 返到港島區都未到十點.

e....直通車廣州東開 12:33, 到東莞(常平) 01:00, 如果 take開 19:48開 20:53 到紅磡. 紅磡 taxi 回 home 5 mins.

遲 DD 回 home 可以考慮下!

[[i] 本帖最後由 麥迪文 於 2008-4-15 11:39 編輯 [/i]]

你唔係想一點玩到六點先走呀. 三個鐘我都夠啦, 留番下次嗎.

回復 #114 麥迪文 的帖子

A計劃
1. 搭和諧號由 GZ to CP, D761 約12:00開, 20分鐘到, 即12:20; 另買一張T819直通車票作交差 (18:43預定到HK時間)
2. 打的到任何一間SN, 10分鐘內到
3. 用30分鐘食飯
4. 13:00到SN選女
5. 15:30 HAPPY完打的到CP火車站
6. 搭D707 (15:53) 或 D797(16:23) 返SZ; 16:17或16:58到SZ
7. 成個幾鐘比你過關, 再搭火車去紅磡, 大Q把時間啦!!

[[i] 本帖最後由 def_lo 於 2008-4-15 11:47 編輯 [/i]]

[quote]原帖由 [i]mac_don_lo[/i] 於 2008-4-15 11:33 發表
麥兄, 如果計你由SN離開計. 當你玩到五點. 返到深圳 都係六點. 七點一定返到MK. 我上次成七點先走, 返到港島區都未到十點. [/quote]

麥當當 ~~ Don't call me 麥兄 ~~ Call me Matt Matt!

深圳車 station 在哪裡? 我真係大鄉里出城! 怕到深圳 transit!:slap:

有冇 CP MK 直通 bus?:oh:

[[i] 本帖最後由 麥迪文 於 2008-4-15 11:50 編輯 [/i]]

[quote]原帖由 [i]麥迪文[/i] 於 2008-4-15 11:49 發表


麥當當 ~~

深圳車 station 在哪裡? 我真係大鄉里出城! 怕到深圳 transit!:slap:

有冇 CP MK 直通 bus?:oh: [/quote]

深圳車 station 係連住地鐵同羅湖關架. 有牌睇, 唔洗驚搵唔到. 一陣間我又.....hehehe....

回復 #117 麥迪文 的帖子

喂, 你睇吓我A計劃先啦, 我認為係PERFECT呀, 甚至HAPPY完約你老虎喺紅磡車站接你都冇問題呀!! 只要你18:43前到, 望住架直通車到, 然後至上去大堂, 絕對平安!

搭直通巴, 又耐又難掌握交通狀況, 仲要喺MK咁旺嘅地方落車, 撞到熟人都唔知點解釋, 咪制呀!!

Right... it is more than enough for you la...

Actually... I am around the same situation as you... but my time schedule is different...

Sat
1300 Leave office in Tsuen Wan
1330 Arrive Shatin Station by Car
1400 Arrive LW

1448 Train to CP
1515 Arrive CP
1530 Arrive SN and pick the girl (that is the best part to be regular customer, no need to wait for the room)
1600 Start the action
1730 Should finish the action within 90 mins (My last trip was different finished at 1815)
1800 Already in the CP station waiting for the train
1900 Definitely in SZ

And since my deadline is 2030 arrive home, it is more than enough time for me...

回復 #118 mac_don_lo 的帖子

小喇叭吖, 又偷食, 細佬我又冇份, 爆你大鑊呀!! :lol

我今個禮拜都冇去過. 今個月最後今次啦.

回復 #116 def_lo 的帖子

Works wor! Draft schelue 稍加修改 and hereby present to 同盟會 final approval!

1. 搭和諧號由 GZ to CP, D761 約12:00開, 20分鐘到, 即12:20;
2. 打的到任何一間SN, 10分鐘內到
4. 13:00到SN選女
5. 15:30 HAPPY完打的到CP火車站
6. Before 4:00 到CP火車站, 搭 T823 (九廣通常平)開16:18 到紅磡17:25
7. 大把時間回家食飯!

[[i] 本帖最後由 麥迪文 於 2008-4-15 12:07 編輯 [/i]]

Def_lo... 你想靠害? he will be dead if his tiger pick him up...

Don't ask your tiger to pick you up in the Hunghom station... your body should be full of the smell from SN...

You better walk back home... as the weather is hot, you own smell should come out to cover the SN smell...

Matt...also... reserve at least one train schedule time is better... as any incident may cause you miss the train and have to take the next one...

One small tips... the train will close for gate within 5 mins of the train departure... but I sneak in on the left handside of the gate when no one notice... that gate on the left hand side is open for staff to go to toilet or get water to drink... i just enter and run to the train...

我比較好一點, 打個電話話OT,就可以夜小小返. 總之唔過十一點都OK. 不過我想過夜..

回復 #123 麥迪文 的帖子

Matt Matt,

一定work, 我之前兩次的行程都係咁, 不過係由sz出發, 整體時間差不多! item 4-6直頭一模一樣! 去馬啦, 如果可以慳番$190來交差, 仲大把錢食午飯&加多個青衣添!! 但你唔洗食午餐呀?

[quote]原帖由 [i]Retav[/i] 於 2008-4-15 12:07 發表
Def_lo... 你想靠害? he will be dead if his tiger pick him up...

Don't ask your tiger to pick you up in the Hunghom station... your body should be full of the smell from SN...

You better walk ... [/quote]

Thanks 英英! :bow:

Last time in 廣州 East Station, the gate closed 10 minutes before. I was 3 minutes late so needed to take the next one ~~~~~:'(

回復 #124 Retav 的帖子

Just a suggestion indeed, and it all depends on whether his tiger's nose is sensitive or not.  If his tiger's noseis as sensitive as your tiger's, then of course don't take any risk to do it.  But for my tiger, that will be pretty OK to do it!  You know, sometimes I even go to ma lam after work and go back home for dinner without having my tiger to notice any trace!!

回復 #127 麥迪文 的帖子

Sure, the control for through-train is even more stringent!

[quote]原帖由 [i]def_lo[/i] 於 2008-4-15 12:08 發表
Matt Matt,

一定work, 我之前兩次的行程都係咁, 不過係由sz出發, 整體時間差不多! item 4-6直頭一模一樣! 去馬啦, 如果可以慳番$190來交差, 仲大把錢食午飯&加多個青衣添!! 但你唔洗食午餐呀? [/quote]

午餐係廣州 before 12:00 Starbuck 食, save more time in CP!:rose:

應該可以慳番$190 purchasing one ticket. But should destory all ticket recipts when arriving Hung hom!:fire:

[[i] 本帖最後由 麥迪文 於 2008-4-15 12:15 編輯 [/i]]

我同意公公既說法, 做完成日野個身冇理由會香既, 同埋小心囡囡D頭髮, 千其唔好帶埋番屋企. 死硬架. 所以係SN穿好衫就唔會再摸囡囡, 返到屋企Lift度都整亂個頭同衫, 好似好Tried咁.

Retav,

Good Plan~~~

回復 #130 麥迪文 的帖子

Matt, you should destroy them every time right after you leave the train station in CP or SZ.  You can just leave it in the bin right in front of the exit gate.  Don't leave the tickets in your pocket till you arrive at Hunghom as you may forget to dispose them after leaving them in your pocket for a period of time!!

[[i] 本帖最後由 def_lo 於 2008-4-15 12:18 編輯 [/i]]

我聽日首戰cp，去邊間好呢？

有無團友有contact可以比我~~~~

[quote]原帖由 [i]mac_don_lo[/i] 於 2008-4-15 12:15 發表
我同意公公既說法, 做完成日野個身冇理由會香既, 同埋小心囡囡D頭髮, 千其唔好帶埋番屋企. 死硬架. 所以係SN穿好衫就唔會再摸囡囡, 返到屋企Lift度都整亂個頭同衫, 好似好Tried咁. [/quote]

I always "steal jump" then 歸家停在 home 大門外面仔細檢查 ~~~;P

seems that many brothers need to take care tiger.

for my last trip, take bus to Sheung Shui at 10:45am and arrive at Lowu around 11:45.  Take the train at 12:11 and arrive at CP at 12:35.  Get in the van provided by sn and arrive before 1pm.  Finish everything at 3:15pm.  Take the car to trainin station and leave CP at 3:55.  Arrive at SZ at 4:20.
Arrive at home around 5:30 pm.

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Bros, you see.  That schedule works very well indeed!! Matt, go and have your first and second shot in CP!!

[quote]原帖由 [i]def_lo[/i] 於 2008-4-15 12:17 發表
Matt, you should destroy them every time right after you leave the train station in CP or SZ.  You can just leave it in the bin right in front of the exit gate.  Don't leave the tickets in your poc ... [/quote]

Yes ~~~ especially still 回想 d wonderful experience just had!:lol

[quote]原帖由 [i]def_lo[/i] 於 2008-4-15 12:19 發表
Bros, you see.  That schedule works very well indeed!! Matt, go and have your first and second shot in CP!! [/quote]

Yes. :victory:首戰cp，去邊間好? Anyone has good recommendation, PM me the address and name please!:bow:

"Don't scare of ten thousand but scare of ten thousand one"

Ma Lam won't wash your body head to toe... SN does... It is lucky my main field change to a lighter smell... the SN in Muilam instead use a pretty strong smell one... (which I actual buy it and use it in my home afterward)...

But the strongest one is in D1 in Macau... you really feel that you are a star in the advertisement... the smell is all over you body...
My male friend who like to gamble instead of SN could smell it out when we meet in Mr. Ho's casino after 30 mins

回復 #140 Retav 的帖子

Agreed.  Those measures work me to handle my tiger do not necessarily work for others!! Play safe and be more careful, pals!!

matt matt,

最緊要係要記得"跑下出下汗"，如果唔係好易比人發現"洗頭水/沐浴露"d味？

[quote]原帖由 [i]yuppy[/i] 於 2008-4-15 12:38 發表
matt matt,

最緊要係要記得"跑下出下汗"，如果唔係好易比人發現"洗頭水/沐浴露"d味？ [/quote]

Good idea! 回家 taxi 到山腳, 自己跑上去 or 跑樓梯上去 instead of taking lift!:boxing:

matt matt而家轉戰四方:boxing:
唔再响天文台道喎!!:givemefive:

兄弟們 !!! 定o的來 !!
唔好慌 !!!
來 !! 我地理性o的再去整理下要注意既事項:

1) 最主要係睇個時間, 時間一定要安排得好. 預留一, 二 班車既時間.
同埋一定要有 plan B:
Question: 如果火車有事... 無限期晚點... 咁點搞 ?
Ans: 唔緊要.. 2 百蚊人仔 ~ 的士常平去深圳囉 ! 不過時間要差不多一個小時.

2) 氣味問題, 一定要小心 ! 我都試過 ! 去到屋企樓下, 我自己都覺得仲有陣味... 好簡單 jei... 搵間大煙機舖, 坐 15 分鐘, 或者搵個地方 跑圈, 10 分鐘... 出身汗... 咩都搞掂啦 !! 不過冬天要留意 ! 氣味係比較難散... 同埋你會比較難出汗...

3) 仲有一樣野 ! 女女個面上有化妝. 有時佢地面上有眼影, 同埋有些金, 銀, 粉之類既野... 好容易會 stick 係你塊面上 !!!!!!
做完之後... 記得記得 !! 洗面洗面 !!!!!!!!!!!

4) 人民幣呀... coupon 呀...火車票呀... 卡片呀... 電話記錄呀...
唔洗我講... 你地都知點做啦 !!!!  全部無得留低 !!!!!!!!

[[i] 本帖最後由 jetspermman 於 2008-4-15 13:28 編輯 [/i]]

老麥 ~!
比個 email add. 我啦 ! (pm me)
我 mail 個 list 比你...
有常平-深圳火車時間表 同 常平各大 sn booking no.  :lol

[[i] 本帖最後由 jetspermman 於 2008-4-15 13:34 編輯 [/i]]

[quote]原帖由 [i]jetspermman[/i] 於 2008-4-15 13:25 發表
兄弟們 !!! 定o的來 !!
唔好慌 !!!
來 !! 我地理性o的再去整理下要注意既事項:

人民幣呀... coupon 呀...火車票呀... 卡片呀... 電話記錄呀唔洗我講... 你地都知點做啦 !!!!  全部無得留低 !!!!!!!!香港討論區[/quote]

just in case if you are not aware,

1) the ring tone is different when you are in China.  For those who have not subsribed the "HK" ring tone, pls take care.
2) the voicebox is not functioning. if you are in china and someone calls you and you do not pick up the phone, the call will not be forwarded to your voicebox.  You have to pay extra for this service.
3) if your outgoing call has not been disabled with "no display", then your receiver will know that you are calling from China or overseas.
4) if you apply for annual leave to steal eat, remember that your tiger may call to your office.   Remember to tell your assistant/secretary what should be said instead...  

Ladies' 6th sense is strong.   Always take extra caution. In fact, many brothers would have 200% preparation in their 1st 2-3 steal eat, but get a bit relaxed afterwards.  Always treat every "eat" with care..  Accidents happen when you are not careful...  ENJOY....

Brother Denny2000... you want to join our organisation ?
As you are always constructive and creative !
This is my sincere invitaiton !
If you join us, we are 11 in total !
and we can be a team of "winning eleven" !
And I will set a formation of our team !  (4-4-2)

How many brother here play that game in PS3/PSP ?
We can also have a friendly match during the trip in the train from SZ to CP !
hahahahahahha !  

I agree that we need to treat every "steal jump" like your first one...
and prepare back up for yourself before taking any action !

[[i] 本帖最後由 jetspermman 於 2008-4-15 13:50 編輯 [/i]]

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咁嘅好料, 冇理由我冇呀嗎! 你上次淨係得時間表咋!!

Based on the above information, we can compile a SOP --- "Standard Operation Procedure" for the Steal Jump..............!