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回復 #148 jetspermman 的帖子

Bro Denny2000 should be our leader as he's shared a lot with us.  icheng shot his first cum in DL is due to denny2000's inspiration!!

回復 #150 icheng609 的帖子

Oh, you've finally shown your head la.  Where have you been?  We're having a thorough discussion here this morning!

[quote]原帖由 [i]def_lo[/i] 於 2008-4-15 13:59 發表
Oh, you've finally shown your head la.  Where have you been?  We're having a thorough discussion here this morning! [/quote]


I have been away for a fully computerized Karaoke system............... with a 600 GB hard-disk!

3) 仲有一樣野 ! 女女個面上有化妝. 有時佢地面上有眼影, 同埋有些金, 銀, 粉之類既野... 好容易會 stick 係你塊面上 !!!!!!


This point is dam right... I once forgot this point... and found out after I go home... I quickly rush to toilet and wash face...

[quote]原帖由 [i]Retav[/i] 於 2008-4-15 14:11 發表
3) 仲有一樣野 ! 女女個面上有化妝. 有時佢地面上有眼影, 同埋有些金, 銀, 粉之類既野... 好容易會 stick 係你塊面上 !!!!!!


This point is dam right... I once forgot this point... and found out afte ... [/quote]


Please prepare the checklist in a more systematic and comprehensive manner for all brothers here as reminder.

I can do that but maybe it will release only tonight...
As I have something to handle now... can not write a long text...
I will try my best to do so... and other brothers please add some comments so that we can make our list perfect !

Every brother has board experience in "steal eat"....haha...
I do not need now but may be later....

[quote]原帖由 [i]jetspermman[/i] 於 2008-4-15 14:43 發表
I can do that but maybe it will release only tonight...
As I have something to handle now... can not write a long text...
I will try my best to do so... and other brothers please add some comment ... [/quote]


Then that will be your job to compile the SOP......... thanks.

[quote]原帖由 [i]jetspermman[/i] 於 2008-4-15 06:43 發表
I can do that but maybe it will release only tonight...
As I have something to handle now... can not write a long text...
I will try my best to do so... and other brothers please add some comment ... [/quote]

Thank you, brother!
We need ur info.

回復 #156 jetspermman 的帖子

Let me start with some points first:-

Preparation before the Trip:
1. Prepare to take leave from work, either Annual Leave or Sick Leave.  If you need a sick leave certificate, then you need to search a doctor who will give you one very loosely.
2. Prepare your tiger that you'll be out of office for a whole day, either attending a very important business meeting with clients or retreat, to make sure that she will not call you at your office.
3. Do some research on your target SN, obtain the contact before leaving.
4. Countercheck the latest train schedule. Now the train should depart from SZ station around once every 30 minutes.
5. If you have the habit of spraying cologne, remember to bring a small bottle of it with you on the day of SN.
6. If you want to have similar smell as the bathing gel that you're using at home, you may bring your own gel and ask the girl to bath you with that.
7. Don't wear any upper garment in light color as the color stick used by the girl may easily be appeared if you've got it on the cloth accidentally when you have any contact with her.

If possible, use another mobile phone different from the one being used by you every day, to call the SN.  Leave that mobile phone in your office, but not your home.

During SN
8. Don't hug the girl before taking off your cloths as this may sting your clothes with the smell of the girl.
9. Happy, have fun, do whatever you want to do, and fxxk as much as you'd.

Finish Happying with the girl
10. Remember to spray the cologne that you've brought with you, if any.
11. Never ever attempt to hug the girl after you've got dressed with similar reason above.
12. Return as scheduled, AND remember to throw away all the train tickets after being used.  NEVER EVER take home with you the name card of the SN!

Before going back home
13. Try to wash away the smell by either doing something that make you sweat or going to somewhere you can be stinged with some stronger smell than bathing gel.
14. Before entering your home, make sure you have nothing from the girl left on your body.

Hey brothers, please see if you have any points to add!

[[i] 本帖最後由 def_lo 於 2008-4-16 10:04 編輯 [/i]]

Do you think we can bring along with the bathing lotion to the SN that we use at home............. so though with some remaining smell, the tigress won't be able to detect it.

回復 #161 icheng609 的帖子

Well, if you can bring and use your own condom in SN, why can't we bring and use our own gel!!

[quote]原帖由 [i]def_lo[/i] 於 2008-4-15 15:26 發表
Well, if you can bring and use your own condom in SN, why can't we bring and use our own gel!! [/quote]


So this is vulnerable to be in-corporated in the SOP.

回復 #163 icheng609 的帖子

But that would be better if you cannot wash away the smell of bathing gel provided by SN after doing all the suggested activities.  If your tiger sense the smell of your own bathing gel at home, at least you can explain by saying that there is not much sweating during the day of a whole-day indoor meeting in an air-conditioned room!!!

[quote]原帖由 [i]def_lo[/i] 於 2008-4-15 13:54 發表
Bro Denny2000 should be our leader as he's shared a lot with us.  icheng shot his first cum in DL is due to denny2000's inspiration!! [/quote]

thanks but I have semi-retired, only steal eat once in a while.  There are many experts here that are more advanced than me, like hkzhou, sigma, etc..  I am only a primary school kid compared to them!!

I want to share with brothers on safety to ensure that they play safe. No one want to get hurt by being discovered.....

Enjoy your trip to CP and other places and the formation of 同盟會!!

[quote]原帖由 [i]土方歲三[/i] 於 2008-4-15 13:17 發表
matt matt而家轉戰四方:boxing:
唔再响天文台道喎!!:givemefive: [/quote]

土方 san ~ Really 已經好久好久沒有在天文台道出擊 la!:$

個list晤係晤好,但係有d未必做到.走既時候女女一定Q住你,主任都一樣,Q住送你出門口,正話都做哂.太過開心都晤記得哂!

回復 #167 mac_don_lo 的帖子

我嘅提議係最高設防, 為求消除所有風險! 當然各人有各人不同的背景及考慮, 最少一兩樣都唔一定"乃"嘢! 例如英英怕老虎聞到陣味, 但我就冇呢個憂慮!!

[quote]原帖由 [i]def_lo[/i] 於 2008-4-16 09:21 發表
我嘅提議係最高設防, 為求消除所有風險! 當然各人有各人不同的背景及考慮, 最少一兩樣都唔一定"乃"嘢! 例如英英怕老虎聞到陣味, 但我就冇呢個憂慮!! [/quote]

內容的採用因人而異， 可加可減！

[quote]原帖由 [i]def_lo[/i] 於 2008-4-15 03:21 PM 發表
Let me start with some points first:-

Preparation before the Trip:
1. Prepare to take leave from work, either Annual Leave or Sick Leave.  If you need a sick leave certificate, then you need to ... [/quote]


May I suggest to throw away the train ticket and name cards etc. which are evidence of where you have been before return.

Have Fun.:D

回復 #170 aaboy 的帖子

Yes, I missed that point while I was writing.  I've added one more point as well.  Use a mobile different from the one you are using every day to call the SN for booking.  Leave that phone at your office and never ever bring that phone back home!!

One more point to suggest ----

Don't disappoint your tigress when making love with her...........

回復 #172 icheng609 的帖子

呢家嘢有少少難度噃, 尤其是喺sn已經轟咗兩炮!! 你話"don't disappoint your tigress when she wants to make love with you"可能會好啲! :lol

打個招呼又要 going to SZ today~~ Good bye class! See U tomorrow!

回復 #174 麥迪文 的帖子

咁又順便可以打個炮至返來, hurray!!

icheng... that's the hardest part...

My friend had an experience... after a trip in SN... be requested to do the homework with the tiger... he could still handle... but afterward... his tiger challenge him the density of the liquid is so low (it mean... very clear not that white)

My friend just claims that he is so tired (but dam... tired will decrease the hardest but won't reduce the density... poor lie) his tiger just black face until my friend buy her a ring 5 days later

It is my suggestion to ask him to buy some gift... but it is not a good suggestion as it is similar to admit that he really go to steal eat... haha


One more point - clear all the SMS in your phone, especially those advertising SMS after roaming... it will expose where you have been...

回復 #176 Retav 的帖子

That's why I said, use another mobile phone for having fun in China, and never ever bring this phone back home!

回復 #176 Retav 的帖子

Well, I have another suggestion to icheng's point.  Once you've went home, take some Panadol (no harm if you have nothing wrong), say that you have severe headache after a busy day and immediate go inside your room and take nap!  Then you can be excused from entertaining your tigress!

[quote]原帖由 [i]def_lo[/i] 於 2008-4-16 11:02 發表
That's why I said, use another mobile phone for having fun in China, and never ever bring this phone back home! [/quote]

........and if the same phone is used, remember to delete all SN related massage/call history before leaving China.

[quote]原帖由 [i]def_lo[/i] 於 2008-4-16 11:04 發表
Well, I have another suggestion to icheng's point.  Once you've went home, take some Panadol (no harm if you have nothing wrong), say that you have severe headache after a busy day and immediate go ... [/quote]

That is what I usually do...............

[quote]原帖由 [i]icheng609[/i] 於 2008-4-16 11:06 發表
........and if the same phone is used, remember to delete all SN related massage/call history before leaving China. [/quote]

I do use different phones, i always carry four phones .:lol..and actually I need five and I need to switch one card..

Hi Buddy ~~!!
Morning to everyone !

Wish Matt Matt good luck today for his trip !
Thanks def_lo for the great list (he did my job...thanks... I am really busy...)

As mentioned by 老太監...this is really really a good point !!!
the density of the liquid (sperm), is really a problem...
I suggest those having a tigress at home... after "steal jump", just pretend to be sick...(or feel tired...uncomfortable...whatever you like...just escape from ML ...)
and sleep earlier on that night...
because even an idiot knows what happen with such a low density liquid...
and it is really hard to get off of it... how to explain ?? hit aeroplane alone in the office ???
not possible la..... right ?

For me... I use some other method to store those number... and with password locked...

And in order to reduce the chance of homework... I actually will ask to go for an outdoor sport with my tiger... yes... definitely really super exhausted... but then... really no homework la... haha

[quote]原帖由 [i]Retav[/i] 於 2008-4-16 11:09 發表
For me... I use some other method to store those number... and with password locked...

And in order to reduce the chance of homework... I actually will ask to go for an outdoor sport with my ti ... [/quote]


Excellent..........! Invite her for some gym exercise in the club house! If she refuses, then you go alone. Then you can be excused from not doing homework!

This is really a good place here to share our experience ...

Brothers and everyone ~~~!!!
It is my honour to discuss with all of you !
As you guys are so creative and helpful !!
Most important... you are willing to share !

[quote]原帖由 [i]icheng609[/i] 於 2008-4-16 11:12 發表



Excellent..........! Invite her for some gym exercise in the club house! If she refuses, then you go alone. Then you can be excused from not doing homework! [/quote]


Gym is also a good training to improve your overall ability... !!!
so that you can breath better ~~~ and of course... hold longer !!
yeah !!

[quote]原帖由 [i]jetspermman[/i] 於 2008-4-16 11:14 發表
This is really a good place here to share our experience ...

Brothers and everyone ~~~!!!
It is my honour to discuss with all of you !
As you guys are so creative and helpful !!
Most importan ... [/quote]

What about the number of your 小妖精？！:P

[quote]原帖由 [i]icheng609[/i] 於 2008-4-16 11:16 發表


What about the number of your 小妖精？！:P [/quote]




[size=-3]terms and conditions:[/size]
[size=-3](小妖精 no. 除外...)[/size]

回復 #181 Haidada 的帖子

大海哥, you look like a mobile sales more than a guy seeking fun in China!!

回復 #188 jetspermman 的帖子

超, 你有本事就叫菲菲唔好爆比我地聽, 到時我地嚴刑逼供睇佢講唔講!! :lol

回復 #183 Retav 的帖子

But you must be very strong! Doing exercise in SN in day time and doing another exercise with your tigress in the evening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quote]原帖由 [i]icheng609[/i] 於 2008-4-16 11:06 發表


........and if the same phone is used, remember to delete all SN related massage/call history before leaving China. [/quote]

Depends on the brand of mobile. Like Moto, will lost everything and remove the battery. SE will keep with SIM, (I'm using SE, so I use difference SIM) Nokia will keep everything even change SIM or battery. You must familiar your mobile's function much that your tiger. That 's my point.

Another point about homework, my opinon is: don't use dum dum with tiger, then she's hard to check how many you shoot.

[quote]原帖由 [i]Haidada[/i] 於 2008-4-16 11:08 發表


I do use different phones, i always carry four phones .:lol..and actually I need five and I need to switch one card.. [/quote]

there is now the dual card phone by Samsung, 888 sold at 2,500!   Check it out.. you could reduce your phone to 2!!

[quote]原帖由 [i]denny2000[/i] 於 2008-4-16 12:16 發表


there is now the dual card phone by Samsung, 888 sold at 2,500!   Check it out.. you could reduce your phone to 2!! [/quote]

The mobile phone I am using..........! It is really convenient and user friendly.

I just teach the SN girl to use the SE 550 yesterday. They just know SMS & listen to music. Many other functions that they don't know, I taught her how to edit picture with the DJ program bundle with SE. She love it very much and sent her photo to me.

[quote]原帖由 [i]mac_don_lo[/i] 於 2008-4-16 14:36 發表
I just teach the SN girl to use the SE 550 yesterday. They just know SMS & listen to music. Many other functions that they don't know, I taught her how to edit picture with the DJ program bundl ... [/quote]


Will you share her photos with us?

[quote]原帖由 [i]麥迪文[/i] 於 2008-4-16 10:49 發表
打個招呼又要 going to SZ today~~ Good bye class! See U tomorrow! [/quote]

Matt Matt有心有力又有水:lol:boxing:

回復 #196 icheng609 的帖子

咪玩啲咁嘢啦, 呢度咁多無間道!! 當面見到嘅時間再分享啦!!

[quote]原帖由 [i]def_lo[/i] 於 2008-4-16 14:48 發表
咪玩啲咁嘢啦, 呢度咁多無間道!! 當面見到嘅時間再分享啦!! [/quote]


有道理！ 一於咁話！

今日無人吹水既 ??
def_lo 真係上左去呀 ??