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Laughter, the best medicine

[font=Arial]1. Girl:   Will you love me after marriage?
    Boy  :   [color=Teal][font=Book Antiqua][size=4]This depends on your husband, if he allows me to.[/size][/font][/color]


2. Doctor  : your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills
    Wife     : When must I give them to him? Doctor  : [size=4][color=Red]They are for you. [/color][/size]


3. God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
    He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi   
    He saw me in dark, he created light .
    He saw me without problems, he created [size=4][color=Maroon]YOU[/color][/size].  


4. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray "Take only one. God is watching."
    Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, [size=4][color=Blue]" Take all you want. God is watching the apples."  [/color][/size]

5. One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up  
    MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
    SON   : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
    MOM  : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
    SON   : "One, all the chilldren hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."
    MOM  : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."
    SON   : "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"
    MOM  : "One, you are [size=3][color=Green]FIFTY-TWO [/color][/size]years old and should understand your responsibilities.  Two, you are the [size=4][color=Green]PRINCIPAL[/color][/size] of the school.  


6. What are the three fastest ways of communication?
    Three fastest means of communication in the world.
    [color=LimeGreen]Tele-phone
    Tele-vision
    Tell-a-woman. [/color]   
     [color=Blue]You still want faster? Tell her not to tell anyone :-)  [/color]


7. A man is dying of Cancer.
    His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"
    Answer:"[size=4][color=Blue]So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom![/color][/size]"[/font]

Very good medicine la, funny! Thank you for your kind sharing!;P:givemefive::lol:givemefive:

Reply #1 JM168's post

all of them are funny..............:verygood: ;P