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“精” 英同盟會 與 “英國佬地方” 報告

事發現場:

“驃騎將軍, 虎威將軍向你報到, 現正和一名牙門校尉, 領兵三萬, 殺奔黃崗, 請告知合兵何處 ! ”
“虎威將軍 請放心, 我已抵達黃崗, 大開城門, 擺定酒宴, 等候多時啦 !”

就係咁, 我地三個開始左呢次既 “精” 途 !

一段時間之後, 抵達我地既目的地… “英國佬地方”.

各位… 唔洗問我邊到係 “英國佬地方”…
(我地同盟會 member 除外… 可pm 我 !)
因為聽到… 呢到竟然有人 “print 個 report / 相中人 出來”,
然後去到個場到問人… 話要搵呢條女… !!!

好難相信呢個世界有咁 x 7 既人… 不過既然有… 我地都係小心些啦…
以後 report 都係唔好開地方名… 費事一去到比人圍…
打一身事小… 有咩事… 證件唔 x 見埋, 番唔到來, 家破人亡事大…. !
你估我地真係 劉關張, 趙子龍 ?? 長板坡 7 進 7 出… 單人匹馬守得住長板橋呀 ??
自身安全緊要呀… 師兄們… 係咪 ?
希望師兄唔好怪我地唔分享, 怪就只怪呢個世界點解有人咁 x 7 …


去到二話不說擇女 !!
驃騎將軍 果然有大將之風 !!! 比 牙門校尉 擇左佢條女…
佢都竟然面不改容… 輕描淡寫… 話: 哦… 再睇囉… 無所謂… 驚咩 jei … 唔急…!
不過果條女又真係幾好… !! 我記低左個 no. 啦… 下次去試下佢既功力 !!!
牙門校尉 話佢好 professional manner !!!  “一滴不漏”  “乾乾淨淨” wor !!!!   
仲要睇唔出… 密密實實…. 34C wor… (我就真係睇唔到有冇咁大對…)

但係驃騎將軍事後竟然有投訴:  我果個打假波 ......
澳門就多 jei… 呢到竟然都有 ?? 仲要係好好手工果隻… 摸落去唔覺…
但都比驃騎將軍發現…  驃騎將軍既九陰白骨抓… 利害…!!
服務仲要 slightly below 水平以下… 部長問服務好唔好…
驃騎將軍以一句: ok … 啦 ~~~  !!!    來作回應… 我都知出事…
搞到事後牙門校尉內疚之餘… 又有少少慶幸 wor !  心情非常矛盾 !!!!
係呢一到同驃騎將軍講聲唔好意思… !
因為呢個牙門校尉係我帶來既…  sorry … sorry… !!

至於我都 ok… 出 3 次 !! 未至於 一滴不漏 … 但都 7 7 8 8… !
不過因為 5.1 假期關係… 女女少左… 話放左假 wor…
可能我地去到時間尚早… 不過算啦… 講下個過程先:

女女身穿空姐服飾… 身材標青… 套制服包唔哂 !! 頭髮長長… 又係我杯茶 !!
一入到房… 女女非常識做… 話想同我先來一場埋身肉搏 !
既然咁講… 我就當然立即上下其手… 大肆搜撂一番 !!!!  
突然之間有個諗頭… 我同佢講… 我未試過同穿住空姐制服既女女做…
女女話: 是嗎 ? 來… 跟我進去厠所開始做… 一邊做… 一邊出來… 感覺實在一些 !!
係 wor !!! 點解我諗唔到架呢 !!! 立即除左佢條底… 拿個私家套… 拖佢入厠所… !!!
佢就係咁… 穿住套制服… 扶住牆… 比我係後面係咁 un… !!!
一路 un, 當然唔會就咁放過佢啦…. 一路係後面係咁搓佢對波波…  
我又唔除哂佢制服… 做左 5 分鐘到… 就好似玩 “二人三足” 咁…
我係後面… 佢係前邊… 唔抽出來… 慢慢咁行出房… !!
先比佢係上面 un 我一陣… 然後我就壓住佢… 快速狂轟完事 !!!!!
各位兄弟留意, 佢仲穿住套制服 !!!
個 bra 比我除左一半… 夠我隻手伸入去搓佢波波 !!
哈哈 !! 好鬼淫 !!!

休息左一陣… 大家就沖涼… 無咩驚喜… 但又唔算失望…
出到去… 上到床… 我就摸佢小妹妹… 摸下摸下... 女女問我回完氣未 ?
我話… 唔洗急… 慢慢來… 點知佢話: 你不急… 但是我要…!

彩你都傻真係… 有理無理玩多陣先 !!
係咁摸佢小妹妹… 摸到我自己頂唔順為止… !!!
想入未入果一刻… 佢比左一個好期待既眼神我…….
我通常開始會慢慢來…… 試下位先……..
見到佢咁期待既眼神, 我突然之間好想整古佢…
我入少少… 磨下磨下… 然後慢慢抬高佢隻腳…
失驚無神一下到底 !!!!!
佢就比 突如其來 既進入好明顯殺個措手不及….!!
好大聲叫左出來… 仲瞪大雙眼望住我 !!!
哈哈哈哈 !! 我即刻笑左出來 !!! 女女就係咁打我…  !!!
我同佢講: 打我有咩用… 好好享受下啦….!
佢先至合埋雙眼… 好好咁 “享受”…….
大家好配合咁完成左第二次……!!

我本來都無諗住第三既… 但係比女女一個動作挑引起我既意欲…..
女女爬去床既另一邊…唔知拿咩…… 佢用個 pat pat 對住我….
我就睇到佢成個小妹妹… 向住我…… 睇得好清楚 ….. !!
佢拿野又拿來拿去都拿唔到…….睇左成 10 幾秒…
小弟弟立即硬起來… 呢個時候女女都發覺左呢個情況…
就問我: 又硬起來啦… 還有時間呀… 你…
唔洗佢講下一句… 我以經有所行動 … 再來一次 !!!!
完事後差唔多夠鐘… 起身沖涼… 派彩… 走人.  

希望有機會同各位同盟會會員再次出 “精” !!!!!!

[[i] 本帖最後由 jetspermman 於 2008-5-5 19:23 編輯 [/i]]

[quote]原帖由 [i]jetspermman[/i] 於 2008-5-5 19:01 發表
事發現場: ... [/quote]
So exciting! Great report.:lol:verygood::)

回復 #1 jetspermman 的帖子

Great! Is that the old place that we visited together. It is a pity that I can't join you guys.  I'll be back in one month's time!!

where is it ar?

回復 #1 jetspermman 的帖子

希望有機會同各位同盟會會員再次出 “精” !!!!!!forum.timway

出條焦咩, 上個月用哂D quota. 今個月忙到PK, 自己打飛機都唔得閒. 而家係屋企重趕緊個report. 明天一早交, 交完重有大把野做. 睇怕要養住D精先.遲下一次過出返補數.

[quote]原帖由 [i]jetspermman[/i] 於 2008-5-5 19:01 發表
事發現場:

“驃騎將軍, 虎威將軍向你報到, 現正和一名牙門校尉, 領兵三萬, 殺奔黃崗, 請告知合兵何處 ! ”
“虎威將軍 請放心, 我已抵達黃崗, 大開城門, 擺定酒宴, 等候多時啦 !”

就係咁, 我地三個開始左 ... [/quote]


蜘蛛仔:

蛙蛙亦甚愛空姐， 請火速 PM 詳情 (地点、 人物、 号碼、 联絡.........等！) 謝謝！

[quote]原帖由 [i]jetspermman[/i] 於 2008-5-5 19:01 發表
事發現場:
[/quote]
至於我都 ok… 出 3 次 !! 未至於 一滴不漏 … 但都 7 7 8 8… !
Xocat II Forum

wa, another great picnic and performance.   Only 70/80% after 3 rounds?! Unbelievable.. Sometimes, I have problems getting the 2nd rounds completed and you still have something left after 3 rounds:applause:

Uniform sxx: Ya, it is seductive, I tried once in Shanghai..not air stewardness but nurse.. The only problem is that the nurse uniform is in white and i saw some stains on hte uniform, my fire was off a bit..  However, the scene of ML with a nurse is still erotic...:dizzy:

Thank you for report.
I cannot join until the end of May la.
haha....

[quote]原帖由 [i]icheng609[/i] 於 2008-5-6 08:32 發表
蜘蛛仔:

蛙蛙亦甚愛空姐， 請火速 PM 詳情 (地点、 人物、 号碼、 联絡.........等！) 謝謝！ [/quote]

I think they went to the same place as we did last time.  You've got the contact already la!!

回復 #5 mac_don_lo 的帖子

Oh! That's why I sent you an invitation SMS and you didn't reply! If you had read my SMS last time, you should have been there already!!!

回復 #8 alb 的帖子

Dear alb,

That's great.  Mine is similar to yours.  I choose to be grounded in HK till then!!

回復 #11 def_lo 的帖子

yes, 而家唯有粗粗地, 食住先....

蜘蛛兄
可否PM“英國佬地方"資料比我!
射射

[quote]原帖由 [i]def_lo[/i] 於 2008-5-6 10:09 發表
Oh! That's why I sent you an invitation SMS and you didn't reply! If you had read my SMS last time, you should have been there already!!! [/quote]


你有SM    s 我咩. 我都冇開機. 收到都去唔到啦. 唉~得個睇字.

回復 #14 mac_don_lo 的帖子

Of course, I did! May be next time la!!

[quote]原帖由 [i]def_lo[/i] 於 2008-5-6 13:29 發表
Of course, I did! May be next time la!! [/quote]

下次我一定準時...Keke...同埋食欠你地一餐飯.

回復 #16 mac_don_lo 的帖子

下次餵飽你細佬先講啦!!!!

一個好精彩既報告:applause::applause::applause:

[quote]原帖由 [i]mac_don_lo[/i] 於 2008-5-5 23:01 發表
出條焦咩, 上個月用哂D quota. 今個月忙到PK, 自己打飛機都唔得閒. 而家係屋企重趕緊個report. 明天一早交, 交完重有大把野做. 睇怕要養住D精先. ... [/quote]
Really so bad?:oh::wondering::afraid:

[quote]原帖由 [i]def_lo[/i] 於 2008-5-5 22:34 發表
Great! Is that the old place that we visited together. It is a pity that I can't join you guys.  I'll be back in one month's time!! [/quote]
I may need to be grounded longer!:'(

Great report~thx

I can't share this "royal experience" until mid May............. Poor Froggie!

回復 #22 icheng609 的帖子

Me neither!! Target: late May, poor bean curb man!!!!!

[quote]原帖由 [i]def_lo[/i] 於 2008-5-7 10:53 發表
Me neither!! Target: late May, poor bean curb man!!!!! [/quote]


Haha......... your situation seems worse than mine..... Possible to shift it forward?

回復 #24 icheng609 的帖子

No way la , man!!!!!

[quote]原帖由 [i]def_lo[/i] 於 2008-5-7 11:42 發表
No way la , man!!!!! [/quote]


By the way, how would you compare these two places --- the "royal place" and KY?

Hardware:
KY better than royal place

Software:
Royal place - So far, our group should have tried 8-10 girls and all comments are above average!
KY - start to have some bad comments on the quality

Cost:
Royal place better if you choose A or B; KY better if you choose model in royal place

Transportation:
KY better than royal place

[quote]原帖由 [i]def_lo[/i] 於 2008-5-7 12:16 發表
Hardware:
KY better than royal place

Software:
Royal place - So far, our group should have tried 8-10 girls and all comments are above average!
KY - start to have some bad comments on the q ... [/quote]


Thanks for your prompt reply........... then the royal place should be the choice if software is the priority.

回復 #28 icheng609 的帖子

YES, agreed without any doubt!!!!!!!!

[quote]原帖由 [i]def_lo[/i] 於 2008-5-7 12:20 發表
YES, agreed without any doubt!!!!!!!! [/quote]


But transportation is really something worths consideration bor!

回復 #30 icheng609 的帖子

Even if you go alone by the white label: $320 (round-trip) + nui's tips ($400 or $500) = $720 or $820

But for train: $90 (round-trip) + $20 (taxi round trip) + nui's tips ($300) + room charge ($278) = $688

The difference is only $40 to 140! If you have one more c-hing to go with you, then the charge will be the same!!!!

Time for transportation:

HG to royal place: 45 to 50 mins
SZ to CP: 30 mins by train plus waiting time, may be another 30 mins if you just miss one train!!

[[i] 本帖最後由 def_lo 於 2008-5-7 12:30 編輯 [/i]]

頂又唔PM我一齊去....-_-

回復 #32 yuppy 的帖子

小, 我今次都冇得去呀! 我分享之前嘅經驗啫!!

[quote]原帖由 [i]yuppy[/i] 於 2008-5-7 12:29 發表
頂又唔PM我一齊去....-_- [/quote]


chk PM........

[quote]原帖由 [i]def_lo[/i] 於 2008-5-7 12:31 發表
小, 我今次都冇得去呀! 我分享之前嘅經驗啫!! [/quote]

等我代替你出佂古都吧！

回復 #35 icheng609 的帖子

好, 征就你代我出, 但精就留番我自己出啦!! :lol

[quote]原帖由 [i]def_lo[/i] 於 2008-5-7 12:46 發表
好, 征就你代我出, 但精就留番我自己出啦!! :lol [/quote]
看來閣下已儲精太多以至谷精上腦！

回復 #37 icheng609 的帖子

咁又唔係.....! 雖然暫時冇得北上尋歡, 但細佬都有繼續留港消費嘅!!

[quote]原帖由 [i]def_lo[/i] 於 2008-5-7 12:51 發表
咁又唔係.....! 雖然暫時冇得北上尋歡, 但細佬都有繼續留港消費嘅!! [/quote]


還替你担心， 準備 PM 一些好料比你！

[quote]原帖由 [i]icheng609[/i] 於 2008-5-7 12:54 發表



還替你担心， 準備 PM 一些好料比你！ [/quote]

有乜好料,我又要.

To 蛙蛙:

重要情報...
英國佬地方下午少左好多選擇...
部長話係因為 5.1 ... 放哂假......
要到下個星期先好番些......

def_lo... I like your cost analysis very much...!!
I did the same and find out that if we have 3 or more ching to go together...
it is better than CP... at least the transportation can wait you right at the hotel on time !

but if you go alone... well... CP is obviously your choice...

回復 #40 mac_don_lo 的帖子

超, 比咗你, 你去得呀!!??

回復 #42 jetspermman 的帖子

Two to go for white label is already better than taking train to CP!!

$160 (round trip white label) + $400/$500 (nui's tips) = $660 at most!!
$90 (round trip train) + $278 (KY's room charge) + $20 (round trip taxi) + $300 (nui's tips) = $688

Of course, for your home ground= $90 (round trip train) + $168 (room charge) + $300 (nui's tips) = $558; it's cheaper for your home ground, but I'll prefer spending $102 more for better software quality!!!!!

[[i] 本帖最後由 def_lo 於 2008-5-7 14:12 編輯 [/i]]

[quote]原帖由 [i]def_lo[/i] 於 2008-5-7 06:06 發表
Two to go for white label is already better than taking train to CP!!

$160 (round trip white label) + $400/$500 (nui's tips) = $660 at most!!
$90 (round trip train) + $278 (KY's room charge) +  ... [/quote]

yes yes, software quality is much more important.
but KY can arrange car at train station to transfer to their place, it is quite good for one ppl going there.

回復 #45 alb 的帖子

Car for KY? I thought it should be KL!! Right??!!

[quote]原帖由 [i]def_lo[/i] 於 2008-5-7 14:06 發表
Two to go for white label is already better than taking train to CP!!

$160 (round trip white label) + $400/$500 (nui's tips) = $660 at most!!
$90 (round trip train) + $278 (KY's room charge)  + $300 (nui's tips) = $668 ... [/quote]

Brother, you have to add the room charge for the 1st one since only 1-2 sna are providing free room charge promotion in city A..  

Wa, the room charge in City P is so expensive? I think it is 218 for HM.... I have not visited for a long time...

[quote]原帖由 [i]def_lo[/i] 於 2008-5-7 14:01 發表
超, 比咗你, 你去得呀!!?? [/quote]


你唔好大我, 我會病架.....

回復 #47 denny2000 的帖子

Yes, you're right. Our union members are recently talking about the same place in City A that has no room charge!

I think room charge of $278 in KY is the most expensive one in City P.  I've been to KL with room charge of $168, but the software is really so and so!!

回復 #48 mac_don_lo 的帖子

小.... 你mug嘢病呀? 嚴重急性性饑渴症候群呀! 絕症冇得醫gar!!