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[quote]原帖由 [i]ongalgal[/i] 於 2008-6-3 13:45 發表
有邊個男人唔衰....!! [/quote]
唔係呀, 有衰男人自然亦有好男人��. right??

[quote]原帖由 [i]emane88[/i] 於 2008-6-3 19:51 發表
秋兒妺妺你好!

香港仲有好多好男人架! 可能你遇到呢o   又或者看不上眼喎? [/quote]
我知, 但我未遇到��, 但遇唔到, 單身...都唔錯��...:)

[quote]原帖由 [i]秋兒[/i] 於 2008-6-4 10:44 發表



咁閣下咁講即係香港所有女人都係so call港女啦. 雖然我唔知你係邊個, 亦有d師兄知我講既�洐曮Y數衰你�]d香港男人; (咁kathy姐個未婚夫就已經唔係一個港男喇, right?? 須知我唔識佢.) 咁呢度亦有d男士都有se ... [/quote]
;P[color=Red]  [size=6][font=黑體]吾駛吾該 港女萬歲 hahaha[/font][/size][/color]

[quote]原帖由 [i]秋兒[/i] 於 2008-6-4 10:44 發表



咁閣下咁講即係香港所有女人都係so call港女啦. 雖然我唔知你係邊個, 亦有d師兄知我講既�洐曮Y數衰你�]d香港男人; (咁kathy姐個未婚夫就已經唔係一個港男喇, right?? 須知我唔識佢.) 咁呢度亦有d男士都有se ... [/quote]

老實講句, 你頭果版寫d野真係有d港女特點, 可能都係一時意氣, 申下條仔姐, 不過好易令人誤會

[quote]原帖由 [i]秋兒[/i] 於 2008-6-4 11:50 發表

唔係呀, 有衰男人自然亦有好男人��. right?? [/quote]



[color=Green][size=4]有衰男人自然亦有好男人

yes .....like us .....

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男子最高的典範[/size][/color]



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[quote]原帖由 [i]秋兒[/i] 於 2008-6-4 11:51 發表

我知, 但我未遇到��, 但遇唔到, 單身...都唔錯��...:) [/quote]




[size=4]單身...都唔錯 x 2 [/size]

[quote]原帖由 [i]dizzc[/i] 於 2008-6-4 11:21 發表


老實講句, 你頭果版寫d野真係有d港女特點, 可能都係一時意氣, 申下條仔姐, 不過好易令人誤會 [/quote]
唉! 冇計, 慣左咁講��, 如果有冒犯, 唯有say sorry.:bow:

[quote]原帖由 [i]秋兒[/i] 於 2008-6-4 17:03 發表

唉! 冇計, 慣左咁講��, 如果有冒犯, 唯有say sorry.:bow: [/quote]
[b]阿妹我睇完你段�� 覺得你好似勞氣左小小 [size=5][color=Red]港男[/color][/size]未必個個都係衰�� haha[/b]:lol

hi,秋兒,我可以入黎傾計嗎?

男人不壞 女人不愛 這句真的嗎?

Joy of Male.

I'll tell you a short poem; I'll try to make it quick.
You might think it quite harmless; You might well find it sick.
The subject is quite simple: The joy of having a dick.

Penises are super things; You ladies should be jealous.
Ever since the early days, When it was small and hairless;
I've looked upon that bit of flesh, As something very precious.

It starts to grow dramatically, When you're about thirteen.
Your testicles on either side; Your willy in between.
When erect it's quite a sight; A purple love machine.

It dangles neatly down below; Obedient and loyal.
Its seeds are hidden well within; Awaiting some fresh soil.
At the slightest hint of lust, It's ready to uncoil.

It has a mind all of its own; It's like a wild beast.
It squirms and writhes and stretches out; When you expect it least.
You can't control its energy; You must wait 'til it's ceased.

Handle it with love and care; For it can give great pleasure.
Has it grown since last weekend? And when did you last measure?
Still, no matter what its length; It's something you should treasure.

Sometimes, yes, it misbehaves; Erecting when it shouldn't.
A bumpy train ride sets it off; Just when you wish it wouldn't.
Did that lady notice it? You blush and hope she couldn't.

Some people fret about its size; They give it lots of thought.
Is seven inches long enough? It makes blokes quite distraught.
They peek across in public loose, And try not to get caught.

Masturbating is a sin; That's what some folk believe.
But those are just old wives' tales; Outdated and naive.
And if you're feeling tense or stressed, A quick wank does relieve.

Without this fabulous device, No shag would be complete.
Lesbians will try their best; But must admit defeat.
And what a handy tool it is, When one needs to excrete.

The penis is quite marvelous; It has so many uses.
For women it is special too; Excitement it induces.
And babies can be procreated, From its sperm-filled juices.

And always it remains with you; Until you're old and frail.
Don't take it out in public though, Or you'll be thrown in jail.
Just look at it and feel proud; And thank the lord you're male.

阿妹我睇完你段�� 覺得你好似勞氣左小小 港男未必個個都係衰�� haha

忙到嘔.  anyway, 我唔係想話你�], 最初只係見到話香港女人係港女, 一時忍唔到口��. 其實都係一句, 你尊重我, 我尊重你��.

[quote]原帖由 [i]秋兒[/i] 於 2008-6-5 17:34 發表
阿妹我睇完你段�� 覺得你好似勞氣左小小 港男未必個個都係衰�� haha

忙到嘔.  anyway, 我唔係想話你�], 最初只係見到話香港女人係港女, 一時忍唔到口��. 其實都係一句, 你尊重我, 我尊重你��. [/quote]
阿妹 你覺得你係度得吾到尊重咩 !:)

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[quote]原帖由 [i]秋兒[/i] 於 2008-6-4 10:51 發表

我知, 但我未遇到��, 但遇唔到, 單身...都唔錯��...:) [/quote]


[size=4][color=Red]When you find someone you love, thought change what you said before.  [/color][/size]:P:P:givemefive::givemefive:

let bygones be bygones, he doesn't deserve your love

Never give up

Let's come back to the original title:-

Dick Dick

樓主都算係心直囗快、直腸直肚既女仔, 好! 最緊要係有嗰句, 講嗰句! 以前既, 咪當上咗一課囉!

[quote]原帖由 [i]Ang489[/i] 於 2008-6-6 22:19 發表
樓主都算係心直囗快、直腸直肚既女仔, 好! 最緊要係有嗰句, 講嗰句! 以前既, 咪當上咗一課囉! [/quote]


收到, 學到好多�炾�, 仲蝕左好多�w.:Q:L

尋晚�趯ST飲��, 真吹脹, 我唔介有d麻甩請女女飲��, (尋晚我仲有另外3個女仔朋友一齊.) 條4眼西裝友想媾我其中一個friend, ok, 你想媾...咪比chance囉, 不過家陣我�]d女仔唔係蠢��...我個friend問佢:"咦, 你結左婚��? 見你隻左手手指有一環白色印..." 條友即刻唔知點答.....哦....well...冇而家分緊居, 唉, 性格不合, 冇辦法(屎橋).......如是者條友hair左成3個字, 仲請埋我�]飲jack daniel.  最後, 佢仲想車我個friend返屋企. 呵.......佢開左�薉MW,(得2個位.)  諗住車我個friend, 點知我�]一齊話:"哥仔, 你架車阻住我地架車wor..." 佢好糯咁駛開架車...就咁走左. 哈...四眼仔...真失敗.:lol

[quote]原帖由 [i]秋兒[/i] 於 2008-6-11 11:18 發表
尋晚�趯ST飲��, 真吹脹, 我唔介有d麻甩請女女飲��, (尋晚我仲有另外3個女仔朋友一齊.) 條4眼西裝友想媾我其中一個friend, ok, 你想媾...咪比chance囉, 不過家陣我�]d女仔唔係蠢��...我個friend問佢:"咦, 你結 ... [/quote]


最緊要 系你個 FRIEND 覺得開心咪得囉

男女交往  冇話邊個雀數  邊個蝕底   一齊開心就 OK 啦

[quote]原帖由 [i]ming123[/i] 於 2008-6-11 11:40 發表



最緊要 系你個 FRIEND 覺得開心咪得囉

男女交往  冇話邊個雀數  邊個蝕底   一齊開心就 OK 啦 [/quote]


冇����, 大家做個friend, 不過結左婚最好唔好又話離婚, 分居啦, 好老土.  就算係結左婚, 冇話唔玩得��, 我曾經都有個結左婚�髽riend媾我��, 但我唔想渣嘛, 但我同佢都仲係friend�w. 一字寄之若'坦白'

[quote]原帖由 [i]秋兒[/i] 於 2008-6-11 11:46 發表



冇����, 大家做個friend, 不過結左婚最好唔好又話離婚, 分居啦, 好老土.  就算係結左婚, 冇話唔玩得��, 我曾經都有個結左婚�髽riend媾我��, 但我唔想渣嘛, 但我同佢都仲係friend�w. 一字寄之若'坦白' [/quote]


[size=4][color=Red]Hi!! Sis, good morning!![/color][/size]:givemefive::givemefive:

[quote]原帖由 [i]kathywonder[/i] 於 2008-6-11 11:52 發表



Hi!! Sis, good morning!!:givemefive::givemefive: [/quote]
早晨呀, 收到你P.M.唔該哂.:givemefive:

[quote]原帖由 [i]秋兒[/i] 於 2008-6-11 11:18 發表
尋晚鰠TST飲№, 真吹脹, 我唔介有d麻甩請女女飲№, (尋晚我仲有另外3個女仔朋友一齊.) 條4眼西裝友想媾我其中一個friend, ok, 你想媾...咪比chance囉, 不過家陣我懐d女仔唔係蠢鮁...我個friend問佢:"咦, 你結 ... [/quote]

有時都唔知點話你地Ｄ女仔點攪，人家近視著得企理Ｄ，尊重個約會好或o岩o岩放工又好，又有得你話咩條4眼西裝友，大方Ｄ有男士風度請你飲，又話咩唔介有麻甩請女女飲，好啦，好傾Ｄ又話咩想媾其中一個friend，講真，條友你接觸開，大家係度唔知物頭物路，係唔應該覺得你有問題，但係如果條友著得求其，ＡＡ制，自己走先，你有會點講leh？係咪話“佢著到成個水喉佬甘就話想同阿姐飲o野，埋單時仲話ＡＡ，甘小氣無出黎溝女啦，渣住部爛鬼前七就話想車我地返“講真，你心目中o既人辦係點o架？

佢結過婚，或分居，或鹹濕，又或扮o野都好，個問題係咪真係係條友身上先？每人都有權選擇自己的生活方式交朋友或溝女，大部份人在初次約會都會披上外皮，當中人數，都包括女，不僅僅是男o既問題，唔o岩傾o既就笑笑下算數，無必要踩到甘盡，你篇文最大問題係，你接受佐人地o既請客，但就係o甘抬高自己，踩踏人地，港女精神，表現得淋漓盡致，係咪提到“港女“，又覺得好慶？

本人純屬９uo，唔o岩聽o既，多多見諒！

9 up 有理!!!! :lol

[quote]原帖由 [i]ChickenFloss[/i] 於 2008-6-11 12:24 發表


有時都唔知點話你地Ｄ女仔點攪，人家近視著得企理Ｄ，尊重個約會好或o岩o岩放工又好，又有得你話咩條4眼西裝友，大方Ｄ有男士風度請你飲，又話咩唔介有麻甩請女女飲，好啦，好傾Ｄ又話咩想媾其中一個friend， ... [/quote]


都唔係9 up呀, 又唔係所有男人都好似尋晚條友咁, 咁at least你唔係咪得囉. 各位, 正如K姐成日講...言論自由嘛!;P

[[i] 本帖最後由 秋兒 於 2008-6-11 12:47 編輯 [/i]]

[quote]原帖由 [i]秋兒[/i] 於 2008-6-11 12:46 發表



都唔係9 up呀, 又唔係所有男人都好似尋晚條友咁, 咁at least你唔係咪得囉. ;P [/quote]


Thank You :L:L:applause::applause:

[quote]原帖由 [i]ChickenFloss[/i] 於 2008-6-11 12:48 發表



Thank You :L:L:applause::applause: [/quote]
You welcome啦!! 你都冇講d乜......我同我d女仔朋友都覺得..玩還玩, 都要知道自己身分, 我有個女仔朋友, 同佢bf拍o左成年拖......估唔到佢原來結o左婚仲有個女�w. 呀仲有...佢原來只當我個friend係sex partner, 一d都唔愛佢, 最後...咪分開囉. 冇辦法, 佢都係一個silly woman, 但o個個男人真係掩飾得好好......

[quote]原帖由 [i]秋兒[/i] 於 2008-6-11 04:57 發表

You welcome啦!! 你都冇講d乜......我同我d女仔朋友都覺得..玩還玩, 都要知道自己身分, 我有個女仔朋友, 同佢bf拍o左成年拖......估唔到佢原來結o左婚仲有個女�w. 呀仲有...佢原來只當我個friend係sex partner, ... [/quote]




[color=Blue][size=4][font=Times New Roman]冇理由妳個女性朋友 feel 唔到個男仔一 D 都唔愛佢，而重中個頭入去嫁 ???

因女仔的感覺好敏銳喎 !!!! 唔通佢已經迷咗落去 ???[/font][/size][/color]

:wondering::wondering::wondering::(:(:(

[quote]原帖由 [i]秋兒[/i] 於 2008-6-11 04:57 發表

You welcome啦!! 你都冇講d乜......我同我d女仔朋友都覺得..玩還玩, 都要知道自己身分, 我有個女仔朋友, 同佢bf拍o左成年拖......估唔到佢原來結o左婚仲有個女�w. 呀仲有...佢原來只當我個friend係sex partner, ... [/quote]



[color=Red][size=4][font=Times New Roman]唔記同妳打聲招呼先 !!! ~~~ 午安 ~~~~ 妳好嗎 ??[/font][/size][/color]
:verygood::verygood::verygood:

[quote]原帖由 [i]單屌一西[/i] 於 2008-6-11 13:28 發表





冇理由妳個女性朋友 feel 唔到個男仔一 D 都唔愛佢，而重中個頭入去嫁 ???

因女仔的感覺好敏銳喎 !!!! 唔通佢已經迷咗落去 ???

:wondering::wondering::wondering::(:(:( [/quote]


我個friend係 flight attendent, 成日唔�鰣輕�, 而佢x bf有check佢個roster. 佢都算掩飾得十分切底. 將自己個仔話係自己姪仔, 如果唔係有一日�鷁騧疏鴠興ㄜ曭��w.:fire:

[quote]原帖由 [i]單屌一西[/i] 於 2008-6-11 13:34 發表




唔記同妳打聲招呼先 !!! ~~~~~~~ 妳好嗎 ??
:verygood::verygood::verygood: [/quote]
OK啦. 大家咁話!:)

[color=Orange][size=4]秋兒妹妹您好[/size][/color] :D

[quote]原帖由 [i]飛哥[/i] 於 2008-6-12 01:34 發表
秋兒妹妹您好 :D [/quote]

ok啦! 你好嘛?收工, bye bye.

[quote]原帖由 [i]秋兒[/i] 於 2008-6-12 10:02 發表


ok啦! 你好嘛?收工, bye bye. [/quote]


[color=Blue][size=4][font=Times New Roman]咁快就走 ......... ???[/font][/size][/color]



:wondering::wondering::(:(

好...開鋪先!;P:P:P

尋日放工喺CWB同friend食飯, 竟然比我撞到隻       小     矮     人, 見到佢真係想嘔,人仔細細著住對成3吋high heel, 因住仆死呀...

[[i] 本帖最後由 秋兒 於 2008-6-13 10:11 編輯 [/i]]

Good Morning !!!!!!!!! 秋兒

[quote]原帖由 [i]ringoykh[/i] 於 2008-6-13 10:28 發表
Good Morning !!!!!!!!! 秋兒 [/quote]
Morning!咁早呀!

[quote]原帖由 [i]秋兒[/i] 於 2008-6-13 10:10 發表
尋日放工喺CWB同friend食飯, 竟然比我撞到隻       小     矮     人, 見到佢真係想嘔,人仔細細著住對成3吋high heel, 因住仆死呀... [/quote]

3寸唔係算正常咩

[quote]原帖由 [i]秋兒[/i] 於 2008-6-11 12:57 發表
You welcome啦!! 你都冇講d乜......我同我d女仔朋友都覺得..玩還玩, 都要知道自己身分, 我有個女仔朋友, 同佢bf拍o左成年拖......估唔到佢原來結o左婚仲有個女銏. 呀仲有...佢原來只當我個friend係sex partner, ... [/quote]

其實佢跟本唔介意佢有小朋友 ?

咁小人到��??????:o

[quote]原帖由 [i]秋兒[/i] 於 2008-6-18 15:01 發表
咁小人到鮋??????:o [/quote]


hello   :P

[quote]原帖由 [i]dove[/i] 於 2008-6-18 15:11 發表



hello   :P [/quote]
唉,忙到嘔.....hello.:L

hello~~~~忙緊乜呀?

秋兒妹妹, 一口氣睇完咩你地的留言, 有d真係笑死的啦, 我都有d同意你個話題, 男人成日都口講天下無敵, 要做就有心無力, 我都有遇過, 而家想返起都好笑, 不過睇完哂, 了解左, 你的x-bf都應該hurt得你好深啦, 其實吾好想太多, 好男人, 我估你會再遇上, 恨一個人真係會令自己好吾開心架, 以為我都有遇到過令我傷心的男人, 不過, 而家想返起, 我已經吾再嬲啦, 亦無咩感覺啦, 原來, 不去恨一個曾經hurt過自由的男人, 是件好事, 心平氣和, 輕鬆自在, 面對將來~~~~~~

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[quote]原帖由 [i]38[/i] 於 2008-6-19 03:58 發表
秋兒妹妹, 一口氣睇完咩你地的留言, 有d真係笑死的啦, 我都有d同意你個話題, 男人成日都口講天下無敵, 要做就有心無力, 我都有遇過, 而家想返起都好笑, 不過睇完哂, 了解左, 你的x-bf都應該hurt得你好深啦, 其實吾 ... [/quote]



唔該哂, 其實我已經冇嘢囉.  冇錯! 佢真係hurt得我好深, 幾乎令到自己起唔番身, 但而家諗起, 唔遇到佢, 我又唔會學到嘢啫. 多謝38姐姐你俾意見我......thk you very much.:givemefive:

[quote]原帖由 [i]秋兒[/i] 於 2008-6-24 01:00 發表




唔該哂, 其實我已經冇嘢囉.  冇錯! 佢真係hurt得我好深, 幾乎令到自己起唔番身, 但而家諗起, 唔遇到佢, 我又唔會學到嘢啫. 多謝38姐姐你俾意見我......thk you very much.:givemefive: [/quote]

真係慘 :'(:'(:'(