肥笨蛋 2008-6-7 15:00
東莞雄 X 卡啦 OK
上個星期，小弟約咗大陸個高級銷售經理去東莞，小弟唔熟地方，就一於比經理話事去邊間場玩，經理話佢去開雄 X 唱 K ，小弟六點幾在上水收工，去羅湖過關，坐七點三的火車去常平，經理就六點幾到咗，我去到時，經理已經叫定十條囡等小弟睇，一共有十組，睇晒十組囡囡，真係動物多過人，好在仲有一條囡睇得吓，囡囡又話今日先新出來做，算把啦，個個都話係新做啦，新就唔洗做啊，唔知條囡真係新做定扮傻，竟然唔識玩 "大話色" ，結果佢自己飲咗五支青島，啊高級經理同佢玩得幾次，就火都滾晒，話佢的 "大話色" 仲衰過小弟，令佢十分無癮，真係唔知對條囡笑好，定係對經理火好，就係咁飲吓酒／唱吓歌就成十二點，比錢走人，兩個人成晚飲咗一打青島（買一送一），連皮加肉，六百五十兩，再加每人一百兩比 DJ ，這間同長安的唔同，無得唔要 DJ ．
比咗錢，四個人就落一樓茶樓，食消夜點心，都係香港飲茶食開的幾樣啦，食到飽都只係幾十兩，之後就各有各上房 "開炮" ，一入到房，囡囡就問咗條，佢唔應該問，小弟唔應該答，但令人真心相信，佢真係第一晚出來做，這條本世紀最 "攞你命三千" 的問題就係：我今晚可以收幾錢啊？
小弟差點就比佢搞到兩眼反白，死於未嫖之前，唔係啊，你連自己收幾多錢都唔知，就跟個客上房，公司無同你講過啊？？？？
一下子，小弟要從嫖客身份抽離，變成一個 "小姐維權份子" ，話佢知 "一炮" 幾多錢， "過夜" 又幾多錢，真係問你死未．
終於補完習，咁就開工啦，點知去到上床又出事，佢好主動同小弟吹，點知吹唔夠三幾次，佢就成個人含住小弟支炮，三百六十度係咁轉咗三個圈（即係共一千零八千度），小弟睇得出佢係好落力，但可惜唔舒服唔過癮呢，到佢轉咗三個圈，之後就坐起身話好頭暈，小弟忍唔到口，就問佢：你搞甚麼鬼，含住支炮轉三個圈啊？啊囡話，朋友教佢不停轉住吹，男人會好舒服的，所以就照做．小弟就串佢啦：你想不停轉住吹，都唔洗真係成個人轉啊，你有條頸，可以條頸三百六十度轉，唔洗自己攞苦來辛啦，如果轉圈時你隻腳踢到小弟點算啊．
結果就係咁樣的搞笑情況下，小弟男上女下推到出精，之後就比五百兩佢走人．
佢咁搞法，想唔想真係第一晚出來做，都真係好難
[[i] 本帖最後由 肥笨蛋 於 2008-6-7 15:13 編輯 [/i]]
ericyip1889 2008-6-7 15:26
Fun Fun Fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!
肥笨蛋 2008-6-7 15:36
無癮就真啦，都係做開的好玩
Kingcwk 2008-6-7 15:57
如果條囡聽話, 有求必應,
新囡可以好好玩架!!!!
Fastener 2008-6-7 17:43
搞野都有奇遇,睇完感覺係好過癮!:lol
pkhkg 2008-6-7 18:07
咁你同條囡做時,佢嘅反應係點家？
stephen9898 2008-6-7 18:18
過癮 過癮
肥笨蛋 2008-6-7 20:00
[quote]原帖由 [i]pkhkg[/i] 於 7/6/2008 18:07 發表
咁你同條囡做時,佢嘅反應係點家？ [/quote]
好似 "試鐘男" 咁，又要自己有 Free ，又怕整痛佢，總之就麻煩啦
Haidada 2008-6-7 20:39
尼条女都算肯学肯做了师兄。。
我遇到一个也是新做的。。叫她吹她说不是在SAUNA干才要吹的吗。？我就是不想吹才在K上班的啊。。:wondering:
什么都不懂就躺在那里让你搞。。你插她就一动不动。。把头转到一边。。等你出野。。
我就曾说过跟干C一样的。。:L
doubleOO 2008-6-8 01:05
To the writer, you should be glad that she is fresh and willing to learn, give her a break:lol
Hey, Daihoi,
I thought you are in India, did you try any Indian MM???? I tried once but the body smell is really strong, may be they eat so much spic in their food.
It is not curry but some spic and onion they used in cooking.
lmxj 2008-6-8 15:19
哈哈哈哈！你这次嫖的好有特色！看开点，生活中总是有一点意外，你碰到的这个意外很有趣，不是吗？我很羡慕。
Haidada 2008-6-8 18:36
[quote]原帖由 [i]doubleOO[/i] 於 2008-6-8 01:05 發表
To the writer, you should be glad that she is fresh and willing to learn, give her a break:lol
Hey, Daihoi,
I thought you are in India, did you try any Indian MM???? I tried once but the body s ... [/quote]
Yes, I am now in India...
Actually have no interest at all trying the MM here...as you said.. couldn't stand the smell...
Hv to stay here for a few days more...:L
jjchan218 2008-6-8 21:47
師兄，呢條女真喺好搞笑！
Anvil 2008-6-9 12:03
Funny story...
coke818 2008-6-9 22:17
樓主應該做試鐘男，盡力調教囡囡，做盡各種體位，一晚搞佢七鑊，成晚培訓囡囡嘛！
7-siu 2008-6-10 01:24
[quote]原帖由 [i]Haidada[/i] 於 2008-6-7 20:39 發表
尼条女都算肯学肯做了师兄。。
我遇到一个也是新做的。。叫她吹她说不是在SAUNA干才要吹的吗。？我就是不想吹才在K上班的啊。。:wondering:
什么都不懂就躺在那里让 ... [/quote]
Like raping a dead body ? then , why you still assisting her living ? Ha Ha.;P
7-siu 2008-6-10 01:26
[quote]原帖由 [i]doubleOO[/i] 於 2008-6-8 01:05 發表
To the writer, you should be glad that she is fresh and willing to learn, give her a break:lol
Hey, Daihoi,
I thought you are in India, did you try any Indian MM???? I tried once but the body s ... [/quote]
I did tried an Indian girl while I was still in University. The coconut smell is really very strong. She told me that they have to put on this sort of oil otherwise their shin would be too dry. However, their body is very silky.:lol
Haidada 2008-6-10 04:22
[quote]原帖由 [i]7-siu[/i] 於 2008-6-10 01:24 發表
Like raping a dead body ? then , why you still assisting her living ? Ha Ha.;P [/quote]
那是故事的前半部嘛。。。这个MM是太嫩了。。未懂性。。做起来没大性趣。。像GAN C。。:L
其实几个月来也只是找了她三次。。但她倒是时常发信息给我的。。说喜欢我。。但我也没什么表示的。。有时回有时都不回她信息。。。
后来她生病了不能上班（不能出台），告诉我了。。我也只是安慰她一下。。也没给她钱。。那时候有点怀疑她是想跟我要钱。。但她一直都没跟我提过钱。。我知道她是真的生病了
又一个月了。。她还是不停的跟我联系。。说想看我。。我看她太可怜了就去看了她一次。。给她几百块钱。。。那天刚好老毛也去了。。一起吃饭的。。
看这女孩是真的喜欢我的。。老毛也看出的。。更说有个这么喜欢我的女孩应该马上收起来呢。。老毛说跟她说话还会脸红的。。多好。。我也觉得是的。。这次出差前就多看了她一次。。再给了她几百块。。就是这样了。
Haidada 2008-6-10 04:34
[quote]原帖由 [i]7-siu[/i] 於 2008-6-10 01:26 發表
I did tried an Indian girl while I was still in University. The coconut smell is really very strong. She told me that they have to put on this sort of oil otherwise their shin would be too dr ... [/quote]
Actually I did try an Indian girl, not in India but in Durban, South Africa ...a lot of Indian girls there...
She was with fair skin and quite nice. ..she stayed with me about a week..24 hours day...some coconut oil smell but not too bad...
Do not know if any good girls here now, I am now in Chennai....not much interest here..do not know why...
simonkok 2008-6-10 19:01
[quote]原帖由 [i]Haidada[/i] 於 2008-6-10 04:34 發表
Actually I did try an Indian girl, not in India but in Durban, South Africa ...a lot of Indian girls there...
She was with fair skin and quite nice. ..she stayed with me about a week..24 hour ... [/quote]
C兄..你幾時回魂啊?
simonkok 2008-6-10 19:02
回復 #2 ericyip1889 的帖子
太搞笑喇...甘樣轉住吹..我真係未見過...
應該叫佢轉條脷....
JM168 2008-6-11 14:39
Very good report, thx!!!!!!
其實雄X真係幾多囡吓，上次我去都有2佰幾個比我揀，唔錯！
pgod25 2008-6-11 23:11
Very good report, thank you!
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