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“精”盟會 蜘蛛俠之 – 恆記精子銀行 雙妹: 溫柔 調皮  拍住上 !

人物: 我 蜘蛛俠 同 溫柔  調皮  兩名恆記精子銀行女職員

溫柔 女職員  負責我既財務… 唔係… 我既精子管理 !
調皮 女職員  係我既精子投資顧問


各位兄弟, 有冇去過銀行做普通交易既時候, 比人 sell 你呢樣, sell 你果樣呢 ?
“先生, 買唔買保險呀?”     “先生, 有冇興趣買基金呀?”   “先生, 考慮下申請我地既信用卡呀 ?”

我去左常仔恆記精子銀行…… 準備存入大批現鈔精子既時候… 比一個溫柔女職員  sell 我:

溫柔: “先生, 有無有興趣雙飛 ? 你想要可愛一點, 還是野性一點的? 一定讓你滿意的 !”
我: “你叫她過來看看先啦, 不漂亮我不要的…(等陣你叫件扒入來我仲要”丙”你!)”
溫柔: “當然, 先生請坐一會, 我叫她進來給你看一下…”

2 分鐘不到, 有人拍門啦… 溫柔女職員一打開門, 一個女女入左來…
呢個女女… 長頭髮… cutie 型… 有少少 baby fat…
先來一招挺胸收腹, 再來一招三七面, 斜斜地望住我…
比左一個陽光式, 但又有幾分挑逗性既笑容比我…
嘴角微微向上, 眼仔碌碌果隻…  好一副戰鬥格 !!!!


既然眼仔碌碌… 就叫你今晚食我碌竹 !!!


我真係搵唔到理由拒絕… 條件咁吸引… 只係投資 RMB300 人民幣…
可以有優厚既潛在回報, 我覺得呢個投資機會非常值博 !

我就話: 唔, 美女請進來… !

女女開心到彈左一下, 話: 謝謝老闆 !   
咁鬼馬既… 抵你有機會係我面前做個 full detail 既 investment presentation… !!!!


兩位女職員既 resume 係咁既:




溫柔 女職員  

年齡: 20 歲 (自稱… 應該都係 20 – 22 左右)
身材: 33B - 24 - 33      160CM 高
外表: 鄰家少女溫柔型
架生: 波波唔錯, 好滑…  下邊就一般, 但識 收音機  !!!
反應: 叫得好溫柔, 就住就住咁… 會耐唔耐一路叫一路望住你…
騎功: 普通騎師 LEVEL……
服務: 用心既小鳥依人式服務


調皮 女職員  

年齡: 19 歲 (自稱… 應該都係 19 – 20左右)
身材: 34C - 25 - 34      160CM 高
外表: 長頭髮cutie 型, 有少少 BABY FAT, 好調皮果隻
架生: 波波堅挺 !!! 好正, 都好滑… 下邊都幾緊, 戰鬥格 !
反應: 普通咁叫, 但唔做作, 會講野挑逗你…
騎功: 普通騎師 LEVEL……
服務: 鬼馬搞笑, 會令到你開心既


2 個女女一入到來, 就嘻嘻哈哈咁笑過不停, 問我:

- 你以前試過雙飛沒有呀 ?
- 等一下你見識一下我們的利害 … !
- 為什麼你老是偷看人家 ?
- 你呀, 為什麼你老是看她不看我 ? 我不好看嗎 ?  
- 我們跳舞你看呀 ! 好嗎 ?
- 調皮女職員問: 你知道我今天進來會幹麼 ? (不知道…) 她說: 我是來 “抓姦” 的 … 把你抓起來, 再強姦 ! 嘻嘻嘻 ~~~!!

…… 間房就係咁… 變左呢 2 個女女既遊樂場…..
係佢地跳完舞之後, 我就比佢地除哂衣服…
話要係存入任何精子之前, 要做詳細檢查… 同埋要我睇下佢地做既 presentation 先  !

入到去沖涼… 兩個女女前後夾攻我… 我就係到諗: 一陣出到去搞邊個先 ?





溫柔女職員 係我點鐘既… 但係調皮女職員 比較係我杯茶, 況且一副戰鬥格既樣子…
好 ! 就調皮女職員先啦 ! 但係又唔好意思講出口… 怕冷落溫柔女職員…
我就唯有幫調皮女職員塗下皂液沖… 又幫佢沖下水… 等佢可以快些出來 …
最後佢同我一齊出來… 我就同佢去左床到先…
一上床佢就騎住我, 質左我個頭去佢胸前, 我當然唔客氣大吃特吃啦…
佢仲問我: 好食嗎 ? 你好急噢…  
小弟弟有反應啦… (小弟弟比佢隻手上下套弄緊)…
我就忍唔住要同佢即刻來料 !!! 先來女上… 佢入邊都好緊…
佢好主動… 係咁騎我… 仲叫我一路騎… 一路鍚佢個胸… !!
騎左一陣, 我就放佢落來我係上邊… 佢合埋雙眼享受緊我既 “服務” !!
大戰期間, 我奇怪點解個 溫柔女職員 咁耐都仲未出來 serve 我 ?
原來佢一早出左來, 我無為意, 佢訓係 sofa 到, 搵毛巾蓋住個頭…
我問佢做緊咩 ? 佢話: 我係你老婆… 你而家竟然係到同人偷情… 我要扮唔知道… 所以搵毛巾蓋住個頭 !

調皮女職員 就話啦: 你快點來… 他…很…利…害… 幹得很爽… !!
我一摸佢下邊… 嘩… 原來比我搞到水浸… 浸到出來 !!
溫柔女職員  立即加入戰團… !! 係我側邊挑逗我, 同我講話點解我要同佢朋友偷情唔理佢…
口到就咁講… 但手就一路就係咁推我個 pat pat… 驚死我唔夠力咁…
佢個 friend 就真係多得佢唔少… 因為有人幫我… 我只需要用半力, 佢就比我推到叫救命…
而呢個時候, 溫柔女職員就係後邊… 用波波掃我後邊… 跟住用手抓我個袋… 好痕…
我一分神… 就比人沒收大批精子………!!

出左… 休息一陣…溫柔女職員不斷係到話點解我要同佢朋友做先… 唔理佢…
我話唔緊要, 一陣同你做, 由頭做到尾囉… 做到你頂唔順為止… !!
調皮女職員就話: 你很利害… 幹得人家很爽… 我們 2 個人… 每人都起碼要跟你爽 2 次 !!
我說: 好呀 ! 我可以的 !! 你們怕不怕 ?
調皮女職員: 還裝強 ?? 等一下把你抓到鐘房去… 八十多個女孩… 每人強姦你一分鐘… 恐怕我們要抬你回香港去啊 !  你不要怪我們呀 !  

嘩… 咁撚恐怖既 ? 有八十幾條女… 一人一分鐘呀 ? 咁正 ??
呢個時候… 小弟弟又硬起上來… 我同溫柔女職員講: 來, 我們做…
溫柔女職員: 才10 分鐘… 你又要來 ? 你這個色狼…
調皮女職員已經整左套比我, 叫我快些搞佢… 等佢都爽下…



溫柔女職員真係好溫柔, 叫都就住就住…
調皮女職員叫佢唔好怕醜, 爽就叫出來… 但係佢死都唔肯…
調皮女職員叫我一路做… 一路鍚佢… 一路又摸下佢… 等佢唔好咁孤獨…
佢又一路擺下性感 post… 自己搓自己對波… 眼仔碌碌用好飢渴既眼神咁望住我…
而我下邊既溫柔女職員… 又係到好肉緊咁捉住我… 仲用 2隻腳係咁夾住我… 唔比我走咁… 我都真係唔知應付邊個好…

一時左…一時右… 一時上… 又一時下咁大約 15 分鐘到… 溫柔女女突然叫我唔好郁…
用四肢摟到我實一實… 我真係郁唔到… 唔知發生咩事… 真高潮定假高潮 ??
喂…唔比我郁… 我唔爽 wor… 我唔理佢… 抽番出來… 一野按住調皮女職員….
調皮女職員知道將會發生咩事… 佢幫我換左套先… (差些唔記得…)
佢仲話: 她累… 我來….!! 我來滿足你這個色狼… !!!

滿足我這個色狼你估咁易 ? 比我係咁抽插… 佢就係咁叫…
呢個時候… 溫柔女職員原來有點累… 頂唔順… (真係唔好意思… 搞成你咁…)
佢一路望住我… 話會幫我吶喊助威… 老公加油咁話…
仲話佢個朋友挑逗我, 叫我將佢搞到飛上天… 抵佢受罰….
(搞到飛上天… 咁都叫受罰??)

終於我出既時候… 溫柔女職員從後抱我…. 我就抱住調皮女職員……
打左十幾下冷震…. 溫柔女職員話要感受下我地既幸福… 所以要摟住我地…… !

原來…點解溫柔女職員會 sell 我雙飛 ? 佢昨晚訓得唔好… 驚我唔滿意佢狀態…
所以搵佢好姊妹入來… 幫佢分擔下… 點知搵個係我杯茶 !!!

期間, 酒店竟然停電 !! 無哂燈… 出邊又嘈… 唔知發生咩事…
嚇到我地死… (以為比人查… 心諗… 恆記都好大間架啦 wor… 咁都有事…)
好在最後唔係…

休息左一陣… 見仲有 20 分鐘又捉住佢地來第三次… !!!!
兩個女職員都怕左我… 我就足足搞左佢地 20 分鐘都未出… 個人都好累…
始終應付 2 個人唔係咁易… 所以插到最後 call 鐘都未出…
沖身走人… 穿番衣服… 都仲係到嘻嘻哈哈… 互相調情一番…
我都係鐘意調皮女職員多些 !

呢次既雙飛經驗比上次好 !
因為 2 個好合拍, 而且佢地好玩得…
佢地話我存左好多精係佢地到, 仲話下次比番利息我…  
出門口既時候… 個調皮女職員係咁用心口頂住我… 偷偷地同我打眼色…
年紀細細… 佢真係好風騷… 騷到入骨…………!
下次會搵佢多一次… 單對單我諗仲正 !!!


後記:

恆記精子銀行係我第一次光顧… 整體來講… 女職員既質素都 ok…
但欠缺高頭大馬, model 身型一類… 比較多鄰家少女溫柔 & cutie 型…
服務來講都唔錯, 我係大堂所見, 大部份係房到出來既男性都一面滿足…
房間比較細… 有些舊… 玩玩下仲停電都有既… 酒店來架嗎… 邊有可能發生架…
呢樣野真係要彈…

[[i] 本帖最後由 jetspermman 於 2008-7-2 14:08 編輯 [/i]]

[quote]原帖由 [i]jetspermman[/i] 於 2008-7-2 13:57 發表
“精”盟會 蜘蛛俠之 – 恆記精子銀行 雙妹: 溫柔 調皮  拍住上 !

人物: 我 蜘蛛俠 同 溫柔  調皮  兩名恆記精子銀行女職員

溫柔 女職員  負責我既財務… 唔係… 我既精子管理 !
調皮 女職員  係我既精子 ... [/quote]

wa, what a wonderful report. I am in hte office now and my didi rises so high that it hits the bottom of my table!  

I only had one nice experience for 3P with Chinese (other experiences with Thai/Vietnam/Malaysian are great as they are less shy) in HM years ago.  They did 90% what you experienced!!  :butwiggle:

One question. the 2nd girl was YCOT. Why hadn;t you selected her in your selection process?  :wondering:

cool report~~

P.S. I still havent try my double fly...hope can go this sat ~

阿蛛 ~~ 係你呀! National 地震儀錄得的地震信號, 震源都在恆記精子銀行, 很可能阿蛛雙飛發生震動, 產生地震波, 地震波超過恆記所能承受的限度, 並以波動的震盪形式向四方八面傅播出去,破壞恆記發電系統!

[img]http://ihouse.hkedcity.net/~hm1203/hazard/quake-structure-s.jpg[/img]

[color=Red]古時有關雲長全神灌注捉象棋括骨療毒，今日有精盟阿蛛雙飛震停電。[/color]

;P

[[i] 本帖最後由 麥迪文 於 2008-7-2 14:58 編輯 [/i]]

Very detail and humourous report. I can feel you are struggling between 2 nice and co-operative girls.

thanks for the great reports

Double fly again?  You are just so hungry and so much energy...

I just who is 溫柔女職員... who is the other one?

I am also a cute and funny lover... may be the other one is also my cup of tea... :P

Good observation Brother Denny.

The 1st one is a girl recommended by our brothers and I have never seen her before.

Therefore, I booked her in advance with the captain...and I believe that she won't disappoint me. That's why i didn't make any selection...

and the second one... is the 1st girl call her to enter into the room...and let me check whether I can accept her to do 3P service...

result... wonderful experience !!

To Matt Matt...
you know ... make me afraid at the beginning...
because once the electicity supply has been stopped...
there is a lot of noise outside... and someone shouting also...
and I don't know what happen actually....

scary... my little brother hide ar..

[quote]原帖由 [i]Retav[/i] 於 2008-7-2 15:37 發表
Double fly again?  You are just so hungry and so much energy...

I just who is 溫柔女職員... who is the other one?

I am also a cute and funny lover... may be the other one is also my cup of te ... [/quote]



the other one is one of the best friend of the 溫柔女職員 in the bank...  so... she asked me to have a look first.... she call her to door...and open the door a half...and asked me: 老闆, 怎麼辦 ?

[quote]原帖由 [i]jetspermman[/i] 於 2008-7-2 15:55 發表
To Matt Matt...
you know ... make me afraid at the beginning...
because once the electicity supply has been stopped...
there is a lot of noise outside... and someone shouting also...
and I don' ... [/quote]

I had similar experience in Australia-CA as well. It was even worse as I was inside the sauna.  It was complete darkness and if there is a fire, i  will.....  if the GA comes, I have nowhere to hide.  However, I was not scared since the girl told me to stay calm since it happens quite frequently (like factory) .  A big minus to Australia which Iforget to mention in my previous report.

[quote]原帖由 [i]jetspermman[/i] 於 2008-7-2 16:01 發表




the other one is one of the best friend of the 溫柔女職員 in the bank...  so... she asked me to have a look first.... she call her to door...and open the door a half...and asked me: 老闆, 怎 ... [/quote]

正確! 假如做 double fly, 我認為第一個自己挑選, 第二選手最好讓第一選手介紹, 重要的是她們樂意合作 and 溝通!:verygood:

Can't believe to have such wonderful report here. Many many thanks for your report.

Exactly... one old bird teach me the same... if you wanna have the best excellent for double fly... the first is pick a twins... if no... then a pair of real sister... but the most possible... is pick one girl first... ask her who is her best friend in the SN, and you could guarantee the service...

再睇多幾次蜘蛛兄的報告,真係急不及待要去救國.

[quote]原帖由 [i]alb[/i] 於 2008-7-2 19:07 發表
再睇多幾次蜘蛛兄的報告,真係急不及待要去救國. [/quote]

你仲好講.... 去左豪門啦....
好唔好玩呀 ?

[quote]原帖由 [i]alb[/i] 於 2008-7-2 19:07 發表
再睇多幾次蜘蛛兄的報告,真係急不及待要去救國. [/quote]
我都係咁話

[quote]原帖由 [i]jetspermman[/i] 於 2008-7-2 13:57 發表
“精”盟會 蜘蛛俠之 – 恆記精子銀行 雙妹: 溫柔 調皮  拍住上 !  ... [/quote]
Keep it up and write more exciting report!:lol:applause::verygood::butwiggle:

" 恆記精子銀行 "
今次真係估吾到係邊間:wondering:

jetspermman 的REPORT真係次次睇完弟弟高高掛:verygood:

巴打,真係听到硬晒,但真係吾知邊度係恆記銀行喎,請指引一下!!

[quote]原帖由 [i]jetspermman[/i] 於 2008-7-2 15:51 發表
Good observation Brother Denny.

The 1st one is a girl recommended by our brothers and I have never seen her before.

Therefore, I booked her in advance with the captain...and I believe that sh ... [/quote]
Yes, I'm the one who introduced the first girl to spider! Spider, did you tell her anything about my introduction? When I sms with her on Monday, I thought she was thinking if I was the one who call her to report duty in early afternoon!

節目預告: 密切留意, "精盟會豆腐佬單棍闖A城"將於日內公映!!

[[i] 本帖最後由 def_lo 於 2008-7-2 23:17 編輯 [/i]]

嘩 ~~ 好多 report !! 正 !!!!

def_lo... quick !!!

A城... english army club again ar ???

Very erotic report..............

But being to Hang Seng, why didn't you give SQ a chance..........?

回復 23# 的帖子

Hey man, he did it already! If you read carefully his posts and my reply, you may see that!

Haha... Froggie... who is the girl you think Def introduced to Spider...

[quote]原帖由 [i]jetspermman[/i] 於 2008-7-3 00:40 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=4793027&ptid=202802][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
嘩 ~~ 好多 report !! 正 !!!!

def_lo... quick !!!

A城... english army club again ar ??? [/quote]

Of course not English Army Club la.  Otherwise how it could be an adventure report!

Btw...Def... gotta be quick... I will dispatch myself to somewhere this afternoon... place not decide yet...

It may be affected by your report

回復 24# 的帖子

My apology....................

The lavatorization of SQ has moved another step forward la........... what about the rest of JM bros...........? Go! Go! Go!

[quote]原帖由 [i]jetspermman[/i] 於 2008-7-3 00:40 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=4793027&ptid=202802][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
嘩 ~~ 好多 report !! 正 !!!!

def_lo... quick !!!

A城... english army club again ar ??? [/quote]

佢咁有藝術修養， 梗係去埋 D 歐洲名城啦........!

Def, 你噚日冇在水鄉浸親咩？ 空中飛人是你邁還是她呀？

各位大哥, 正在埋首出緊份詳細報告! 精盟兄弟仲可得一份圖文並茂的旅遊指南, 請耐心等候!! :bow:

No need to rush... but gotta be quick... haha...

I will leave real soon...

[quote]原帖由 [i]Retav[/i] 於 2008-7-3 09:31 發表 [url=http://59.188.23.228/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=4794023&ptid=202802][img]http://59.188.23.228/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
No need to rush... but gotta be quick... haha...

I will leave real soon... [/quote]

so early...  The chicken (I mean the real chicken running on the ground) have not waken up yet...

Hehe... but the chicken worm is already up and high... all gear up and ready to hit the chicken...

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BTW, where is your destination today...............?

Not confirm yet... City P... City A... City M... City L...

I have arranged a time windows from 1230 till 2100 tonite... I have reported to the Palace about my late return... and my queen approved...

So... choose are wide open... I am waiting for Def's report to see if I could confirm a City A trip

[quote]原帖由 [i]denny2000[/i] 於 2008-7-3 09:35 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=4794036&ptid=202802][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]


so early...  The chicken (I mean the real chicken running on the ground) have not waken up yet... [/quote]

Not only the chicken but also the manager hasn't woke up.  The one that I'd called her first yesterday didn't reply because she's still sleeping!!

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That is why I prefer goin gto P City more............. as Wawa is an early bird by 100%

Anyone know of some good "irregular foot massage" in City P... I wanna try try...

Just know the 達達片場 and 金x利 have such service...

[quote]原帖由 [i]icheng609[/i] 於 2008-7-3 10:46 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=4794354&ptid=202802][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
That is why I prefer goin gto P City more............. as Wawa is an early bird by 100% [/quote]

In fact, the schedule is pretty much the same as for City P.  Take into consideration of our usual departure time, i.e. 12:00 at SZ, it takes around 50 mins to reach City A, then take a quick lunch and finish at around 13:30.  Start action at around 13:45 and finish by 15:45.  Take the 16:15 bus back to SZ, and arrive in 60-75 mins, i.e. back to SZ at around 17:30!!

But how about the choice of MM... the number of MM should be limit for the time, right?

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The manager told me that the best time for more choices is around 16:00.  I'd say, even though I had a look on only 7 4xx girls, their quality is acceptable.  Of course, if you go at a later time, you definitely has more choices!

恆記精子銀行  :L :L :L :L

估吾到係邊間:'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

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It will even be more convenient if we go there as a group with our own car!

[quote]原帖由 [i]imhotep[/i] 於 2008-7-3 11:22 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=4794580&ptid=202802][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
恆記精子銀行  :L :L :L :L

估吾到係邊間:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( [/quote]

阿埃及巫師兄, 你比啲耐性睇吓我地個會嘅文章就合會估到喇!!

[quote]原帖由 [i]icheng609[/i] 於 2008-7-3 11:24 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=4794590&ptid=202802][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
It will even be more convenient if we go there as a group with our own car! [/quote]

You may say so if we can have a group of 4 or more persons!!

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There should be at least four participants in our MP Project, right?

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Not really, the magic number of 4 is only for better cost-effectiveness of utilizing the 7-seater

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What about your "bible" version................? Already posted?

阿埃及巫師兄, in one of the 精英盟會report... I have expressed the physical location of the main fun place around City P...

Sorry to be such confusing, but it is some sort of protection required after some brothers (like me) or 長老 (such as 7-siu) have some sort of bad experience... as some sinking c hing so urge to dislose the information from the forum to their boat...

Def... thanks for the bible...

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You're welcome! Isn't it better than the Discovery Travel?? :lol