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精誠所至、金石為開：精盟會豆腐佬、蛙蛙搖船仔速記

原來中國古老諺語「精誠所至、金石為開」係好應棍的！

話說出征日前一天，眼見天氣經連日大雨後轉好，心想天氣應該會好轉了吧！加上之前的搖船活動在軟件方面尚有改善的空間，便邀約襟兄蛙蛙出征Ａ城．蛙兄可能扎炮已久，加上時間配合，便一拍即成，約定於出發當日於關口會面，再嘗搖船仔的活動！

誰知天不做美，在約定出發之後便不斷下雨，心想希望在明天，還望出發日天色可以轉好吧！出發日早上起床，眼見天色黑暗，心下一涼，難度搖船仔計劃要泡湯？即時給蛙兄傳個短訊「風雨不改、不見不散？」，蛙兄果然不愧精盟兄弟，火裡火裡去、刀裡刀裡去，為兄弟兩脇插刀、上刀山、下油鑊都在所不辭！回覆”NIL PROBLEM　.....　SEE YOU AT XX AT NOON."　人生得一如此豪情的兄弟，夫復可求！

臨離開市區往關口前，天仍下著頗大的雨．好，既來之、則安之，就當是一種試煉吧！到達關口時蛙兄已在等候，那時天公可能真的體諒我倆的精誠，天不再下雨了，在步行往乘車的途中天色亦開始轉白了！在等待起程之時，蛙兄向小弟展示此行之秘密武器，當下心想「小喇叭，今次蛙兄的報告一定爽死了」！

到達目的地後，快手快腳地吃過午飯，再到二樓選女．蛙兄與小弟各自選上心頭好，小弟選的是一名來自湖北、８７年生的女女，身裁及樣貌中上；但一字記之曰「姣」，而這亦是小弟選此女的主要原因！好，服務開始，女女果然是姣，那種神態真的好像ＡＶ女主角，回頭伸出舌頭輕舐櫻唇，再配以一個斜望的眼神．．．！在浴室中進行服務期間，女女口含小豆腐上下套弄之同時，亦主動送上小妹妹供小弟之小手享用．噢！他媽的，她的小妹妹竟然會咬小弟的食指，幸好未有被咬斷呢！ＰＤＤ時更企圖以舌尖強行進入小弟不曾沿客掃之地，幸好仍能堅守最後防線，最後在浴室中以６９姿勢作結，完成了接近３０分的享樂！

在臥室進行下半部的服務，過程跟ＩＳＯ９００１沒有兩樣，但出奇地女女的正骨手勢也是可以的．同樣地吹奏之時亦會送上妹妹以供狎玩，服務後期由小弟反過來為女女提供服務，上下手口齊來．女女竟然主動說「我要！」，小弟真的愚笨，竟然反問「你要什麼？」；而女女亦直率地回答「我要跟你搖船！」．說時遲、那時快，女女即時反身取物，先安頓小豆腐，然後強行坐上來！可能是船身略小，小弟感覺一陣陣的壓迫感由下而上轉達過來，繼而女女表達坐得不舒服，自動提出轉換位置的要求．小弟雖然不是祖藉順德，但性格亦算隨和，便轉換位置來遷就女女．小弟在上面與女女一起搖了一陣子的船兒之後，女女竟然又自動要求小弟在後面再跟她繼續搖船的玩意！適時風浪頗大，為策安全，小弟便從後緊抱女女繼續搖船．在搖船的過程中，女女的表現著實令人興奮，小弟只略把女女面頰轉過來，女女即時好像不什喜歡似的伸出舌頭，當時我以為她像小孩般地以此表情表達不滿！那知女女伸出舌頭後再輕舐櫻唇，小弟心想我也有舌頭，而且還是不短呢！小弟於是即時伸出舌頭作出無聲的抗議，女女不愧為女中丈夫，當時不但沒有退縮，還主動迎上，作出車輪大戰！最後小豆腐亦被收音機大法收服，全身而退！搖船玩意完成後，雙方亦靜下來，緊擁著享受風雨過後的餘溫！

總結而言，如果上次電視女女的評分為７０，這次女女的評分應可超越９０！小弟認為女女表現比朱皮更上層樓，更已經取以代之，為小弟帶來北伐以來最美好的一次！！

[[i] 本帖最後由 def_lo 於 2008-7-11 17:12 編輯 [/i]]

safa loo

thanks for the geat report

"精"  "精"  "精"  "精"  "精"     !!!


比你 5 個 "精"   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks a lot for the sharing... (dam super busy.... reply with standard answer... sorry)

[quote]原帖由 [i]def_lo[/i] 於 2008-7-11 14:56 發表 [url=http://59.188.23.228/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=4869420&ptid=204927][img]http://59.188.23.228/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
原來中國古老諺語「精誠所至、金石為開」係好應棍的！
那知女女伸出舌頭後再輕舐櫻唇，小弟心想我也有舌頭，而且還是不短呢！小弟於是即時伸出舌頭作出無聲的抗議，女女不愧為女中丈夫，當時不但沒有退縮，還主動迎上，作出車輪大戰！
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You said it is a short report but I find it very detailed!! Good job..

I have a question on the technicality of your da-cannon..  Is your tongue so long that you could da-cannon with her when you entered her from the back? it is quite scary. Are you a,  ghost??  :L

[quote]原帖由 [i]denny2000[/i] 於 2008-7-11 15:51 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=4870002&ptid=204927][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
You said it is a short report but I find it very detailed!! Good job..

I have a question on the technicality of your da-cannon..  Is your tongue so long that you could da-cannon with her when y ... [/quote]

Hey denny, of course our posture of "back-in" is not like this ( | - ).  If we can da-cannon in this posture, then either one of us or both is/are ghost having such a long tongue.  Our posture of "back-in" is like this ( = ).  The da-cannon in this posture is so nature and easy then!!

正呀, 我都想去呀!! :verygood:

[quote]原帖由 [i]def_lo[/i] 於 2008-7-11 16:06 發表 [url=http://59.188.23.228/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=4870139&ptid=204927][img]http://59.188.23.228/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]


Hey denny, of course our posture of "back-in" is not like this ( | - ).  If we can da-cannon in this posture, then either one of us or both is/are ghost having such a long tongue.  Our posture of  ... [/quote]

OIC..  so, you are not the old man pushing car.   Thanks for the clarification..

[quote]原帖由 [i]denny2000[/i] 於 2008-7-11 16:21 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=4870256&ptid=204927][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
OIC..  so, you are not the old man pushing car.   Thanks for the clarification.. [/quote]

That should be "the sky covers the earth" but the back of the girl was facing me instead of her front!!

[quote]原帖由 [i]alb[/i] 於 2008-7-11 16:10 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=4870187&ptid=204927][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
正呀, 我都想去呀!! :verygood: [/quote]

小，真係關人七事，你自己失咗踪，叫人點搵你呀！

甘我呢... 我都想去... 不煩x到嘔...

[quote]原帖由 [i]Retav[/i] 於 2008-7-11 16:50 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=4870577&ptid=204927][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
甘我呢... 我都想去... 不煩x到嘔... [/quote]

你仲抵ｘ，叫你去又話好多野做，到你因天氣唔使做，又唔主動報到．．．．！！　:saujai:

寫得好生動,有如置身其中 :clap:

隊長... cancel all the outdoor job means more work to do in the office ar... have to arrange the timetable again!!

You know even my body is in the office... my soul is already f..king with you guys la... I even look at the watch to think about whether you have your first shot finished yet...

[quote]原帖由 [i]hkzhou[/i] 於 2008-7-11 17:21 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=4870821&ptid=204927][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
寫得好生動,有如置身其中 :clap: [/quote]

都要多得外賣兄你之前比嘅資料，我至可以有咁嘅享受啫！今次回程去古都酒店時經過你首推嘅沐足店，原來距離酒店咁近，早知上星期第一次去時就唔使响條街度ｆｉｎｇ　ｆｉｎｇ吓唔知去邊好啦！

[quote]原帖由 [i]def_lo[/i] 於 2008-7-11 08:27 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=4870323&ptid=204927][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]


小，真係關人七事，你自己失咗踪，叫人點搵你呀！ [/quote]

我都唔想架, 出左trip, 食左個幾星期齋呀....:'(

good report ! :clap:
PDD :wondering: :o

我決定.... 下個星期去一趟.................. !

Report too long....

[quote]原帖由 [i]bloombergau[/i] 於 2008-7-11 17:54 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=4871166&ptid=204927][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
Report too long.... [/quote]



你呀 ~~!! 係到亂講野 ~~!!!
信唔信我地收拾你呀拿 !!!

各位朋友...
呢一個係我個 friend....
外號 "飛機王子" ~~~!!

想去飛機 ??
搵飛機王子 la !

Mr. Bean Curd,  Not only you guys enjoyed the trip together. You also enjoy fxxking your own friends. Ha Ha.

[quote]原帖由 [i]7-siu[/i] 於 2008-7-11 22:21 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=4873403&ptid=204927][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
Mr. Bean Curd,  Not only you guys enjoyed the trip together. You also enjoy fxxking your own friends. Ha Ha. [/quote]

Bro 7-siu, don't make joke on me please.  But honestly speaking, I enjoy fxxking the girls more!!:lol

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Luckily, you've mentioned that they guy is your friend.  Otherwise, I'll fxxk him!! :clap:

I am now in Zuhai. Just finished 1 shot with a very inexperienced girl. I shall report next monday after I returned back to HK. Of course , with photos.

Very surprisingly, the girls were introduced by Par3 brother's father. He even paid us the afternoon K cost.

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Great, there is another family function for Bro Par3 and his father.  Perhaps they can share their experience between them as well. :clap:

Par3 did not get a girl today, he has to keep his image in front of his father. His father's girl today was the same girl his father toke her virginity last year.

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I see.  A son should always behave himself as a son in front of his father!:oh:

Well, I thought " like father like son".

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Bingo! I can't imagine what it looks like if both father and son go together to have fun with girls!:funk:

His father is a very nice and easy going gentlemen. He treat the girl very nice.

Sorry that I still have not get my part of report ready right now......... but I have to prepare for another action tomorrow.........! WHAT A LIFE!

[quote]原帖由 [i]icheng609[/i] 於 2008-7-14 09:02 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=4898013&ptid=204927][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
Sorry that I still have not get my part of report ready right now......... but I have to prepare for another action tomorrow.........! WHAT A LIFE! [/quote]

大哥．．．．你嘅辦事效率真係．．．．！唔好ｄｕｍ雞好噃！！　有冇留意蜘蛛ｐｍ？

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有你嘅精采 "速記" 交差， 足夠有餘啦！請 PM 船夫領班的連絡給我備用. Thanks.

我已回 PM 俾蜘蛛仔， 但仍然未知佢嘅意圖！

[quote]原帖由 [i]icheng609[/i] 於 2008-7-14 09:14 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=4898077&ptid=204927][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
有你嘅精采 "速記" 交差， 足夠有餘啦！請 PM 船夫領班的連絡給我備用. Thanks.

我已回 PM 俾蜘蛛仔， 但仍然未知佢嘅意圖！ [/quote]

我自己都唔會淨係滿足於文字版啦？５Ｄ　５Ｄ　５Ｄ啦！唔好等我日日走去總部幾次都係得個桔！！　:saujai:

[quote]原帖由 [i]icheng609[/i] 於 2008-7-14 09:02 發表 [url=http://59.188.23.228/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=4898013&ptid=204927][img]http://59.188.23.228/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
Sorry that I still have not get my part of report ready right now......... but I have to prepare for another action tomorrow.........! WHAT A LIFE! [/quote]

So, I may bump into you but may be when you are leaving and I arrive!!:wave:

[quote]原帖由 [i]denny2000[/i] 於 2008-7-14 09:47 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=4898314&ptid=204927][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]

So, I may bump into you but may be when you are leaving and I arrive!!:wave: [/quote]
Yes, he's a Cinderella but has to leave by 16:00!! Otherwise................................. :'(

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Where will you go..........? Maybe we can have a relay game!

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資料在整理中................ 效果不太理想， 所以想聽日去補飛！

[quote]原帖由 [i]icheng609[/i] 於 2008-7-14 09:55 發表 [url=http://59.188.23.228/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=4898368&ptid=204927][img]http://59.188.23.228/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
Where will you go..........? Maybe we can have a relay game! [/quote]

no definite plan about where and when but the sight of sexy girls on the street in HK last weekend had urged my little devil inside to take action again...  

Relay game.. how to play? I prefer the swimming relay rather than the 4x100 relay.. I do not want any sight/touch of the relay rod...  :jaw:

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Maybe you can have a Gondola ride in A City or visiting Hang Seng financial planner at P City..............

I'll go there at noon and ready to leave at about 4 - 5 pm. I pass the information to you and you continue with the hard work. That's what I mean "relay game"...........

那天在 SZ station 有考慮到 Gondola ride by bus, but 無把握返回 in four hours. So take CRH to CP.....:)

froggie... I PMed you...
any suggestion ?

[quote]原帖由 [i]麥迪文[/i] 於 2008-7-14 10:19 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=4898537&ptid=204927][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
那天在 SZ station 有考慮到 Gondola ride by bus, but 無把握返回 in four hours. So take CRH to CP.....:) [/quote]

You're right! Reserving 5 hours should be better unless you utilize the door-to-door pick up services!!

[quote]原帖由 [i]icheng609[/i] 於 2008-7-14 10:04 發表 [url=http://59.188.23.228/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=4898434&ptid=204927][img]http://59.188.23.228/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
Maybe you can have a Gondola ride in A City or visiting Hang Seng financial planner at P City..............

I'll go there at noon and ready to leave at about 4 - 5 pm. I pass the information to you ... [/quote]


Oh, I am relieved.  I think you are suggesting relaying the same girl!!:Q

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In fact, 4 hour for a Gondola ride is really too tight........... Make it 5 hours will be much better and realistic!

[quote]原帖由 [i]denny2000[/i] 於 2008-7-14 10:28 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=4898599&ptid=204927][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
Oh, I am relieved.  I think you are suggesting relaying the same girl!!:Q [/quote]
但係佢心目中應該係有咁嘅想法！！

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Relaying the same girl would be an excellent idea --- if we have the same dreamt target!

[quote]原帖由 [i]icheng609[/i] 於 2008-7-14 10:43 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=4898682&ptid=204927][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
Relaying the same girl would be an excellent idea --- if we have the same dreamt target! [/quote]

XXX, 咁得閒回文，不如整份圖文並茂嘅報告啦，我條頸又長咗一吋呀！:bow:

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文思便秘， 打唔到報告呀！

[quote]原帖由 [i]icheng609[/i] 於 2008-7-14 10:49 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=4898724&ptid=204927][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
文思便秘， 打唔到報告呀！ [/quote]

咁不如突破啲，出份只有圖、沒有字的私密報告吖！況且我真係好想睇吓啲質素如何！！