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第231次出擊- 深圳 Music City 第8擊

第8次去沒有打算寫,  但 Red Alert Red Alert ………

話說深圳公幹完跳去 Music City. 要成熟  A牌, 男經理帶服務小姐, 樣貌 OK 真的有 d 中女 feel, 服務滿意可以番食. 最特別練”江門真經” 時, 女女一路 BJ 一路用溫熱 冰糖葫蘆探肛.

食完發覺老虎曾經打電話給我, 突然記得忘了通知她我去深圳公幹, 回到 MK 覆電話, 她電話鈴聲早已經知道我在深圳, 中她圈套我講剛剛離開公司, 回家她花了五個小時完成盤問工作。其實她擔心有冇女秘書 g 類靜靜雞陪我反而多過我去 roll! 天哪！我從來都沒有試過偷食女秘書.

戒嚴 ~~ 短期不會到主場 la! 想番食 ar :'(

[[i] 本帖最後由 麥迪文 於 2008-8-7 17:21 編輯 [/i]]

[quote]原帖由 [i]newkid[/i] 於 2008-8-7 18:21 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5059511&ptid=209734][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
花了五個小時完成盤問工作 :funk: :funk: :funk: [/quote]

今次失策呀! 一放監就老豆姓乜都唔記得!:oh:

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Matt matt, didn't you know there is one card two numbers which offers you HK ringtone no matter where you're?

You really dropped the face of our JM brothers!! :saujai:

How come matt matt ???

Anything that we can help ?
You can PM us... so that we can think a lot of excuse for you...

In worst case... we can even help you to be the "證人"...
to prove that you are innocent !

JM association provide adequate cover fire...

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Hey man, do you think you're really an expert in it?  :saujai: I witnessed how you behaved when your tiger called your mobile!! ;P

[quote]原帖由 [i]newkid[/i] 於 2008-8-7 18:21 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5059511&ptid=209734][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
花了五個小時完成盤問工作 :funk: :funk: :funk: [/quote]

唔知有冇皮鞭，滴蠟同頂痰罐呢？？ :lol

[quote]原帖由 [i]newkid[/i] 於 2008-8-7 18:21 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5059511&ptid=209734][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
花了五個小時完成盤問工作 :funk: :funk: :funk: [/quote]

可能驗埋身 :lol :lol :lol

[quote]原帖由 [i]def_lo[/i] 於 2008-8-7 22:27 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5060876&ptid=209734][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
Hey man, do you think you're really an expert in it?  :saujai: I witnessed how you behaved when your tiger called your mobile!! ;P [/quote]


Hey !!
Don't talk about this !!!!!
This is a shame on me ... !!!

香港的女秘书给都唔食啦，担心都多余

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[quote]原帖由 [i]jetspermman[/i] 於 2008-8-7 23:58 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5061657&ptid=209734][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
Hey !!
Don't talk about this !!!!!
This is a shame on me ... !!! [/quote]

Hey man, never mind.  The main point is that you have to learn something from it, and better equip yourself accordingly!! :verygood:

Matt Matt... let us go to a place with full of OL... then you could fk anyone you want... haha

1. I know 每個月加錢將鈴聲更改為本地，但係會響張單 Show 出黎，老虎 check phone 單 already 成為她例行公事.
2. 出張一卡兩號，袋埋張卡 let 她找到 die hard.
3. 聽說就算有HK铃声,在轉線時手機都有"嘟"声同顯示'轉接中.

其實假如我beforehand 通知她去深圳公幹, 可以安全上壘的! 最安全 is 備案. 撒謊從來不是最好的辦法!

還好我我去維X納通常一 shoot, 專門保留實力 on demand 備用! 我當晚 of course 第一時間交功課 la!:loveliness:

老虎捉錯用神仲好，你無偷食女秘書，可以理直氣壯甘解釋，義正詞嚴．:P

[quote]原帖由 [i]Anvil[/i] 於 2008-8-8 11:33 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5064547&ptid=209734][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
老虎捉錯用神仲好，你無偷食女秘書，可以理直氣壯甘解釋，義正詞嚴．:P [/quote]

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[quote]原帖由 [i]newkid[/i] 於 2008-8-8 12:39 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5064846&ptid=209734][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]

:verygood::lol:lol:lol:lol

佢有冇煮D筍比你食呀 [/quote]

三嫂點只煮好野比三哥食呀，你睇三哥所寫，就知三嫂當晚同三哥．．．．！:clap:

[quote]原帖由 [i]newkid[/i] 於 2008-8-8 12:41 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5064857&ptid=209734][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
其實佢有冇機會睇到你個二百幾個REPORT呢?
你係咪就咁SAVE係computer度? [/quote]

係 SAVE 公司 computer 度....with password protected.:lol

[quote]原帖由 [i]newkid[/i] 於 2008-8-8 13:46 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5065108&ptid=209734][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
好左三哥識留力, 我都要學習, 唔好去到咁盡先:lol [/quote]

Yes. 唔好去到咁盡! More importnat, homework 唔好交行貨先減少疑心!:loveliness:

[quote]原帖由 [i]麥迪文[/i] 於 2008-8-8 14:18 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5065251&ptid=209734][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
Yes. 唔好去到咁盡! More importnat, homework 唔好交行貨先減少疑心!:loveliness: [/quote]

三哥，我有一招係扮病，一返屋企即刻問老虎攞頭痛藥！拍兩粒，然後食飯，沖涼，訓覺，萬試萬靈！不過以三哥嘅出征密度，又唔可以成日用呢招！如果唔係，隻老虎實捉你做詳細體檢！！

matt matt今次真係old cat 燒鬚:jaw:

[quote]原帖由 [i]def_lo[/i] 於 2008-8-8 14:22 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5065272&ptid=209734][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]


三哥，我有一招係扮病，一返屋企即刻問老虎攞頭痛藥！拍兩粒，然後食飯，沖涼，訓覺，萬試萬靈！不過以三哥嘅出征密度，又唔可以成日用呢招！如果唔係，隻老虎實捉你做詳細體檢！！ [/quote]

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[quote]原帖由 [i]麥迪文[/i] 於 2008-8-8 18:28 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5066557&ptid=209734][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]


沒有錯！這招我都有用!:verygood:
先發制人, 到家先大嗌扮凍親頭痛唔交功課. 出必理痛, 必理痛實在是 ........................居家旅行......偷食偷情......必備良藥！:clap:  [/quote]
三哥, 呢句口號好似係保濟丸...!:lol

你 d 女秘書 一定唔正 :lol

[quote]原帖由 [i]diu2006diu[/i] 於 2008-8-8 00:36 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5062073&ptid=209734][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
香港的女秘书给都唔食啦，担心都多余 [/quote]

It's because your Secretary isn't good enough at all !  You'd ask her the defferent between CAR vs GIRL; VACCUM JAR vs GIRL; FREEZER vs GIRL frist !

[quote]原帖由 [i]麥迪文[/i] 於 2008-8-8 11:10 發表 [url=http://59.188.23.228/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5064466&ptid=209734][img]http://59.188.23.228/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
1. I know 每個月加錢將鈴聲更改為本地，但係會響張單 Show 出黎，老虎 check phone 單 already 成為她例行公事.
2. 出張一卡兩號，袋埋張卡 let 她找到 die hard.
3. 聽說就算有HK铃声,在轉線時手機都 ... [/quote]

I am glad that I do not have such a smart tiger at home...  

Mat Mat, although  you should reduce your activity level, do not drop it too drastically as your tiger will detect it as well, unless you want to be "9 Gor" from now on.

[quote]原帖由 [i]denny2000[/i] 於 2008-8-11 08:34 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5082647&ptid=209734][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]


I am glad that I do not have such a smart tiger at home...  

Mat Mat, although  you should reduce your activity level, do not drop it too drastically as your tiger will detect it as well, unles ... [/quote]

像 Joker 所講: This city deserves a better class of criminal.
Matt 講: 這城市需要更高級的大丈夫!

[[i] 本帖最後由 麥迪文 於 2008-8-11 12:57 編輯 [/i]]

這城市需要更高級的大丈夫!

精盟會需要更高級的........麥迪文....... !!!!!!!!!!