一棍鎮神州 2008-8-22 16:36
我得左啦! 終於上左件人妻熟女賣樓sales
係大家溝女, 真係只要有恆心, 小針都變大棍!
真係, 一匹布甘長, 溝左大半年, 終於係上個禮拜食左, 雖然條女床上表現令本棍不太滿意, 但係成功感蓋過一切!
話說大半年前, 由於老婆係內地人, 一時半刻未落得黎香港, 所以有意響東莞置業,期間識左一個人妻熟女賣樓sales (江西), 熱情奔放, 又識講廣東話, 又跟得貼, 所以最後都同佢買左個單位.
段奇緣就甘開始左, 由於接觸多左, 所以經常都有聯絡來往, 有時食飯飲茶.
條女廿七,八, 己婚, 有一個女. 但經常係我面前訴說婚姻生活非常不如意, 個老公有婚外情, 搞到幾乎離婚. 小棍就經常擔當心理醫生, 一直在旁開解, 結果做埋身理醫生, 連衫褲都開解埋, 真係罪過.
其實, 大家出黎遊山玩水, 漸漸地有時都會慢慢拖下手, 跟住攬下腰, 又會係架車度打下車輪, 摷下波波甘, 真係一步一步, 循序漸進, 條女防線亦越來越放鬆.
上個禮拜某日, 又同佢出去dau風, 個日好鬼熱, 中午食完飯, 上返車, 又唔知去邊, 周圍亂甘dau, 條女個飯氣攻心, 想瞓下, 我就話, 出面成三十幾度熱死人, 去邊度瞓? 就算搵個樹蔭地方, 但係tak住部車, 係個車度瞓, 都好傷車, 又晒油,
我話: 不如......去搵間酒店, 開個房歎下冷氣, 休息下, 又可以睇奧運啦!
女細細聲回應: 好呀, 你決定啦. (聲音細到差d聽唔到)
我立即加大馬力, 周圍搵酒店, 終於響路邊見到間商務酒店, 拿拿聲停車, 熄時, 登記, 上門.
上到房二話不說, 即刻攬住佢狂咀, 條女一d都無抗拒,
結果前後兩q, 腳軟.
遺憾係條女唔知係唔係唔習慣, 定太緊張, 又唔肯担, 又唔肯抬, 又無咩招式, 全程我做主動, 重要熄燈先肯做.
最大鑊係佢著住sales套裝裙, 只肯俾我除下身, 死都唔肯俾我除佢上身黎肉搏, 搞到我無咩癮.
不過唔知係唔係同佢老公好耐無做, 係甘叫我要,我要...
結論:住家菜感覺真係好特別, 雖然中熟女, 又生過細路, 除左有少肥之外, 皮膚重係非常滑, 真睇唔出.
埋單, 午飯120, 房費連套套(2次)170.
抵! 下次再搵個藉口call佢出來, 打多場友誼波.
嘻嘻...
PENMILK 2008-8-22 17:07
thanks for sharing
ivan99 2008-8-22 17:31
:verygood: :verygood: :verygood:
lx8000 2008-8-22 17:36
呢啲情況,個人看法,食過就算喇,免得搞落去有手尾要跟吖!
Denki 2008-8-22 19:52
大大, 你同她越來越熟, 怕唔怕來真的時候上屋企找你呀???
an_uu 2008-8-22 23:22
恭喜c hing foc但她 知你新居地点,小心:verygood: :L
dberg0510 2008-8-22 23:25
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hello5683 2008-8-22 23:39
Got one 人妻熟女 before. It gave the experience that I never had. It was awesome.
anthonyhaloa 2008-8-23 00:44
thanks for your sharing. :lol
Bond007 2008-8-23 00:52
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7-siu 2008-8-23 00:53
I also agree that once is enough, or max twice, you should eat and gone la. Long Hand Tail !!!!!
eddiech 2008-8-23 00:54
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係大家溝女, 真係只要有恆心, 小針都變大棍!
真係, 一匹布甘長, 溝左大半年, 終於係上個禮拜食左, 雖然條女床上表現令本棍不太滿意, 但係成功感蓋過一切!
話說大半年前, 由於老婆係內地人, 一時半刻未落得黎香港, ... [/quote]
通常初次偷食之人妻, 多數都係又唔肯担又唔肯抬, 不過最吸引係感覺到佢會面紅耳熱, 需然係被動但一般反應會非常大.
kenkan 2008-8-23 00:57
:jump: look forward to your next report. :verygood:
肥笨蛋 2008-8-23 00:57
師兄，你食完佢，要唔要幫佢做生意啊？小心上身啊
kenkan 2008-8-23 00:58
:jump: look forward to your next report. :verygood:
peter_gcru 2008-8-23 01:19
If you would take pic. then this report would be much better :loveliness:
Your report is great .
DrTea 2008-8-23 01:30
[quote]原帖由 [i]lx8000[/i] 於 2008-8-22 17:36 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5154712&ptid=212160][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
呢啲情況,個人看法,食過就算喇,免得搞落去有手尾要跟吖! [/quote]
It's this Point ! No more la !
hongkongmember 2008-8-23 01:40
如果你講既係真既，唔係作故仔，咁你就真係好on 9，因為一有乜衣yuk，佢一定會殺上你屋企，同你愛人講數:saujai: :saujai:
mobydick 2008-8-23 04:25
thanks for sharing..your affair:clap: but be careful fatal attraction is coming:saujai:
makmakboy 2008-8-23 08:42
老兄如食過返尋味。小心有突發事件。做好朋友算喇。免費餐不易哽！:P :P :P
lafite 2008-8-23 09:57
Good report!!
異骨邪神 2008-8-23 10:38
小心沉船:funk: :funk: 我都同樣玩過:lol :lol
差d小棍不保:L :L
kenkan 2008-8-23 11:11
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:reading: 邪神兄有咩store 可同 brothers share 吓, 等各brothers開心吓又可提示 :handshake
一棍鎮神州 2008-8-23 15:12
多謝各位師兄點醒, 小棍自當小心為上, 保持距離. :L
不過, 男人有時真係會由支棍控制思想, 尻痕導致心痕. :lol
異骨邪神 2008-8-23 16:42
[quote]原帖由 [i]kenkan[/i] 於 2008-8-23 11:11 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5159132&ptid=212160][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
:reading: 邪神兄有咩store 可同 brothers share 吓, 等各brothers開心吓又可提示 :handshake [/quote]
我小小地講下差點沉船事件!
話說因工作需要認識咗個(黑龍江)採購妹,身材有1米8高:lol :lol
kenkan 2008-8-23 21:41
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邪神兄好吊人引邪神兄 ,再多少少啦 :bow: 好想睇你個special report (我諗其他Brothers 都想, right~):victory:
tomboy1647 2008-8-23 21:59
條囡都切埋你條賓州同春袋
Haidada 2008-8-24 18:11
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係大家溝女, 真係只要有恆心, 小針都變大棍!
真係, 一匹布甘長, 溝左大半年, 終於係上個禮拜食左, 雖然條女床上表現令本棍不太滿意, 但係成功感蓋過一切!
話說大半年前, 由於老婆係內地人, 一時半刻未落得黎香港, ... [/quote]
先恭喜师兄吃了住家菜。。
能让你上了第一次以后就没问题啦。。。
Bond007 2008-8-24 19:48
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天使之施 2008-8-25 04:14
我上星期扑咗位正骨人妻,冇生過仔,小妹妹又粉又緊又多水,爽到爆,啱啱呢個星期想再約佢開房,佢至話我知佢老公係出嚟混嘅,係食大荼飯嘅大圈仔,佢想報復佢老公成日花天走地,而佢又對我有好感所以至願意同我上床,我係佢生命中除咗初戀情人同老公之外上床嘅人,我嘅心又喜、我嘅心又驚,我上星期重大搖大擺同佢去酒店開房,如果畀佢老公或者佢老公啲兄弟見到報串,我重有命咩,我暫時吾敢再約佢開房,怕怕!:funk:
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Retav 2008-8-25 11:03
Just a word, be careful, brother!!
icheng609 2008-8-25 11:04
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Just a word, be careful, brother!! [/quote]
有食唔食， 罪大惡極呀！
Retav 2008-8-25 11:11
Becareful lah... still someone else's wife... and I really don't buy that...
Sorry... not to any person... just I have my draw my line...
icheng609 2008-8-25 11:24
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Becareful lah... still someone else's wife... and I really don't buy that...
Sorry... not to any person... just I have my draw my line... [/quote]
Don't pretend to be so innocent and tell me you have not tried this kind of relationship with local insurance agent b4!
Retav 2008-8-25 11:47
No lah... I never eat other's wife... (but I admited that I am happy to eat other's gf)
This is where my line is...
icheng609 2008-8-25 11:53
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No lah... I never eat other's wife... (but I admited that I am happy to eat other's gf)
This is where my line is... [/quote]
Hard to understand the difference between one's wife and gf................
Retav 2008-8-25 12:20
Haha... I won't treat my wife as a gf... and I won't cheat my gf as a wife... coz if she is a gf... I won't call it cheat or steal eat...
The fact... once you sign the paper... then it is legal... so... I don't wanna damage other's relationship only if they are official divorce....
But for a gf... no one sign and no one agree... i could do anything and nothing is illegal...
But it is just all about me and my theory... :byebye:
getalife 2008-8-27 11:03
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icheng609 2008-8-27 11:22
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dun play fire la....life is precious......cut the chase la:jaw: [/quote]
啱................! 大陸嘅大圈惹唔過， 太危險啦！
eys 2008-8-27 11:59
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。。。。。。。。。。。。。埋單, 午飯120, 房費連套套(2次)170.
抵! 下次再搵個藉口call佢出來, 打多場友誼波.
嘻嘻...
C兄！恭喜你食左好o野，但後面寫埋成本清單就。。。。。。。。。。。。。。:L
kk@kk 2008-8-28 16:36
:verygood: :clap: :verygood: :clap:
snicker 2008-8-31 19:52
个条女甘过引既 衫都吾除 凉都吾冲 有无甘怕羞啊
eddiech 2008-9-1 09:49
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有食唔食， 罪大惡極呀！ [/quote]
不過都係要小心啲好, 如果有手尾跟就倒不如食少餐.
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remedyzhao 2008-9-2 11:19
good report. other's wife is very tempting but be careful. I usually won't do that.
Thank you for sharing. You are a lucky guy.
sammy20072007 2008-9-2 15:37
小弟一直响呢個版都只係觀眾，睇到呢版就諗起一件真人真事想同大家分享吓，單嘢係咁嘅：我有個由細玩到大嘅朋友(係好好嘅朋友嗰隻)，大概六年前，佢因為北上去蒲嘅關係蒲吓蒲吓溝咗條女，跟着無耐佢同條女結埋婚仲生咗個仔，仲响東莞買埋樓，睇佢本來都好幸福，但係唔知絛友仔係咪真係劣性難改，個仔未
夠1歲佢就已經開始去沙沙滾，作為朋友只有力勸佢要大局為重，結果當然又係嗰Ｄ招牌答案啦，咩：條女痂埋嚟之嗎！我都唔想架，你明咩吖！諸如此類嘅港燦廢話啦，咁我唯有收聲！故事發展落去，佢居然薑到响佢東莞屋企嗰頭佢老婆成同幫襯開嗰間美容院溝咗個美容院老闆娘，個老闆娘原來係當地公安局高官嘅二奶(佢仲串到明知都要食咗先算，仲响人哋屋企度搞)，人哋做得高官人面耳目梗有番咁上下啦，你今晚上完佢條女佢朝早已經收到風啦，但係人哋唔聲唔聲起晒佢個底，跟著就揾人偷影佢同條女搞嘢嘅影片之後送咗隻DVD去俾佢老婆，佢老婆睇完之後同佢吵咗一鑊好勁嘅，跟著抱埋個仔去美容院炒大鑊，佢老婆同仲個老闆娘開拖，係呢個時候原來呀公安局高官已經响對面街拖行馬等睇戲，等佢地打到咁上下先過去拉人，話佢地搞事全部拉晒返公安局，唔使我講大家都知入到去公安局我個朋友肯定唔會好過，公安無難為佢，只係將佢放咗响囚室同其他囚犯一齊等過夜啫，但係同佢一齊嘅“囚犯”一見佢入到去當住Ｄ公安面前已經開拖，打到手軟就抖抖，抖完又再打，好不容易先捱完一晚，第2日放佢走嘅時
候佢立即打的過關返香港响羅湖香港入境處已經要call白車去醫院，跟著入咗去北區醫院，醫生話佢下體俾人打得太勁傷得太利害，只能保着佢條嘢完整但係蛋蛋就爛咗就算好得番都肯定永遠都硬唔到，即係無Q用，我睇着佢好後悔嗰個痛苦樣真係唔知講乜好！跟著先知原來個公安局高官當日已經放咗佢老婆，仲同佢老婆講佢老公有幾仆街，但係禍不及妻兒，所以唔會難為佢，而佢條女俾佢打咗鑊勁嘅之後已經被佢趕咗返鄉下，跟著嗰幾年佢老婆都係响東莞度同個仔自已生活但就唔肯再見佢老公，條友仔明知自己衰成咁只有個個月家用俾但係就自己响香港住，過咗幾年佢老婆攞埋香港身份證之後同一個月內透過律師行用佢通姦嗰條片做証據通知佢正式離婚，跟著一直到而家佢都揾唔到同未曾見過佢老婆同個仔，滾成咁，自已又變埋太監，為乜呢！呢Ｄ就係所謂港式風流嘅代價！:Q
Oldman 2008-9-2 16:32
what a good story to those 自命風流之仕 !
Haidada 2008-9-3 23:04
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小弟一直响呢個版都只係觀眾，睇到呢版就諗起一件真人真事想同大家分享吓，單嘢係咁嘅：我有個由細玩到大嘅朋友(係好好嘅朋友嗰隻)，大概六年前，佢因為北上去蒲嘅關係蒲吓蒲吓溝咗條女，跟着無耐佢同條女結埋婚仲生 ... [/quote]
类似故事真的很多。。在港也有沟了有钱佬或大佬D情妇给人斩的，塞吃屎的。。明知高官的女仲去搞就是找死啦。。仲有命已偷笑了。。
阿寬 2008-9-3 23:34
早知今日何必當初，出嚟行遲早還。
Bond007 2008-9-3 23:48
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tompoonpoon 2008-9-4 22:53
:P :P :P :victory: :victory: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: