leewag 2008-9-6 00:09
港燦........................
[color=#ff00ff]我呢Ｄ典型香港人，平時返工做生做死做奴隸，又樣衰又溝唔到女，放工返屋企例牌上下夜遊版搵人寸下，舉報下，出下氣，對住個電腦唔駛見到面唔驚比人打，就梗係威係勢啦！咁難得又捱到周未，就梗係北上做大爺啦！雖然廿幾歲既我已經冇咩頭髮，不過我都係要ＳＥＴ番個靚頭先，然後再著件”飲衫”（９９蚊特價時買），再加對陳年ＡＤＩＤＡＳ鞋玩復古ＦＥＥＬ，咁先夠威架嘛！上到去搵個場搥骨，先洗腳啦，個洗腳妹真係靚女，猛咁聊我傾計，可能係見我係香港人掛，我每次返到上去都會好自豪同好自信，一改常態，廷直條腰，舉高個頭，行步路都八字腳大大步！因為我係香港人，所以梗係巴幣Ｄ啦！洗腳妹話我好靚仔，然後佢仲話第一次咁樣讚人，我聽到梗係好開心啦！係香港從來都無女人會話我靚仔，所以話香港Ｄ女人幾冇眼光！我估呢個洗腳妹肯定係對我一見鐘情，短短幾分鐘就話我靚仔！後來佢又問我做咩工，有冇車，有冇樓，睇來佢真係好關心我！我感到愛情既火花就係短短既一個小時裡面產生左！後來傾下傾下，佢話叫我等佢放工，想約我出街！睇來佢真係好鐘意我！香港女人個個都係盲，唔識欣賞我！我咁型仔，有羅家英既髮型，鄭則士既身材，所以証明好野自然會有人欣賞！後來係外面等個洗腳妹放工，同佢去食野，食左１００蚊，之後同佢去行街買衫，仲叫我買隻金戒指比佢，睇來佢真係愛上左我！如果唔係唔會咁做！雖然同佢短短既一日相處，但係佢既說話，令我覺得佢真係好鐘意我，佢不斷咁話我靚仔，話我有型，話我高大威猛，証明佢愛上左我啦！所以我覺得好感動，豪宅３０００蚊買左二隻情侶金戒指，本來打算一人一隻，不過佢話果二隻戒指係一對既，唔可以分開，所以佢二隻要晒！一隻幫我保管！我知道佢咁做係出於愛我既表現，佢唔捨得同我分開，但我又一定要走，所以先要留住我既戒指，令到佢可以係我走左之後好好咁想念我，睹物思人！佢成２５歲啦，佢話佢都仲未拍過拖，估唔到我即將可以得到佢既初戀，我真係感動得唔知講咩好！同佢道別後，返到香港返到公司老細又將我省獲甘，不過唔緊要，我知道大陸有一個暗戀我既女人在背後支持我，咁就夠了[/color][size=6][/size]
billylam 2008-9-6 10:26
甘似我嘅情況 ?
ssp4ca 2008-9-6 11:11
哈哈哈，呢一帖真係。。。。。。。好似D大陸網友嘅用語------意淫帖，又叫YY帖！我不禁要問，真係仲有呢啲人？有啲感嘆
大懶虫 2008-9-6 13:44
精彩, 大部份人的寫照!!!!!!!!!!!
Rayjeam 2008-9-6 14:01
泥个帖是你自己寫啊...定系抄人啊....做人要自強不息....吾好怨天尤人....成日自我幻想.辛苦只是自己.....
天使之施 2008-9-6 15:03
所以咁多香港男人喺上面沉船囉,好多人畀人呃咗都重以為自己好受歡迎。
giovanni 2008-9-6 15:03
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G4teamate 2008-9-6 15:27
[quote]原帖由 [i]leewag[/i] 於 2008-9-6 00:09 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5221930&ptid=214713][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
我呢Ｄ典型香港人，平時返工做生做死做奴隸，又樣衰又溝唔到女，放工返屋企例牌上下夜遊版搵人寸下，舉報下，出下氣，對住個電腦唔駛見到面唔驚比人打，就梗係威係勢啦！咁難得又捱到周未，就梗係北上做大爺啦！雖然 ... [/quote]
This article is downgrading HK citizen, should be BANNED!!
heehee0128 2008-9-6 15:28
出黎蒲，一忌以為自己 "靑見"仔，二忌以為自己風趣，三忌以為自己香港人巴之閉。
johnii 2008-9-6 16:18
:victory: :victory: :victory:
colorbhk 2008-9-6 19:31
同早排 [b]約會qq女出街報告 [/b][url=http://forum.timway.com/f/thread-213359-1-3.html]http://forum.timway.com/f/thread-213359-1-3.html[/url] 一樣精彩 :clap::clap::clap:
strange 2008-9-6 23:01
[quote]原帖由 [i]leewag[/i] 於 2008-9-6 00:09 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5221930&ptid=214713][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
我呢Ｄ典型香港人，平時返工做生做死做奴隸，又樣衰又溝唔到女，放工返屋企例牌上下夜遊版搵人寸下，舉報下，出下氣，對住個電腦唔駛見到面唔驚比人打，就梗係威係勢啦！咁難得又捱到周未，就梗係北上做大爺啦！雖然 ... [/quote]
[size=5][color=navy]各位吾好笑, 我就是其中一個這樣的大傻瓜.[img=20,20]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/smilies/default/cry.gif[/img][/color][/size]
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[size=5][color=navy]我去年給羅湖關口交通樓 海X 華 桑拿中心, 一個洗腳妹欺騙我會做她男朋友,[/color][/size]
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[size=5][color=navy]給她買了好多衣服, 皮靴, 大褸, 去超市買她日用品, 連她的衛生用品也要我給她買,前後給她買了共差不多兩萬元的東西.[/color][/size]
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[size=5][color=navy]後來我要她開房上床, 她就不肯, 還責罵我是神經病, 變態佬. [/color][/size]
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[size=5][color=navy]最後還找條狼狗出來, 說要對我不利. 我才罷手追回我應得的[img=20,20]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/smilies/default/mad.gif[/img][/color][/size]
紅武士 2008-9-6 23:13
[quote]原帖由 [i]strange[/i] 於 2008-9-6 23:01 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5226895&ptid=214713][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
各位吾好笑, 我就是其中一個這樣的大傻瓜.[img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/smilies/default/cry.gif[/img]
我去年給羅湖關口交通樓 海X 華 桑拿中心, 一個洗腳妹欺騙我會做她男朋友,
給她買了好多衣服, 皮靴 ... [/quote]
你的遭遇每天都在發生;P
strange 2008-9-6 23:26
[quote]原帖由 [i]紅武士[/i] 於 2008-9-6 23:13 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5226954&ptid=214713][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
你的遭遇每天都在發生;P [/quote]
[size=5]所以我現在學精了, 一定是先上床, 才買東西, 而且買的東西要買得有價值,[/size]
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[size=5]約$500 一Q, 多過這數我就不買了[img=19,20]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/smilies/default/nono.gif[/img][/size]
紅武士 2008-9-6 23:35
[quote]原帖由 [i]strange[/i] 於 2008-9-6 23:26 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5227040&ptid=214713][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
所以我現在學精了, 一定是先上床, 才買東西, 而且買的東西要買得有價值,
約$500 一Q, 多過這數我就不買了[img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/smilies/default/nono.gif[/img] [/quote]試过上床後嗲你去行商場掃化妝品未？唔貴唔買:L
strange 2008-9-6 23:51
[quote]原帖由 [i]紅武士[/i] 於 2008-9-6 23:35 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5227097&ptid=214713][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
試过上床後嗲你去行商場掃化妝品未？唔貴唔買:L [/quote]
買化妝品就沒有.
[size=5][color=navy]但我試過, 上個月在東莞長安, 完事後, 給她帶去買波鞋, 運動服, 買了一仟元, 之前已經買了四百元一天的鐘和她出街, 所以那天消費共$1400, 還沒有計酒店房租[img=20,20]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/smilies/default/afraid.gif[/img][/color][/size]
BBjai 2008-9-7 00:18
所以話我地香港人:'( 去救國,總之各取所雖,付出小小金錢,得到自己在港得不到的東西,但求一時心理和生理平衡咪算囉:lol ,無謂找事煩:oh: ,沉船呢家嘢:afraid: ,唔係個個人玩得起咖:o
strange 2008-9-7 00:24
[quote]原帖由 [i]BBjai[/i] 於 2008-9-7 00:18 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5227385&ptid=214713][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
所以話我地香港人:'( 去救國,總之各取所雖,付出小小金錢,得到自己在港得不到的東西,但求一時心理和生理平衡咪算囉:lol ,無謂找事煩:oh:h:" /> ,沉船呢家嘢:afraid: ,唔係個個人玩得起咖:o [/quote]
[size=5][color=navy]師兄, 我絕對同意你的看法,[img=20,20]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/smilies/default/handshake.gif[/img][/color][/size]
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[size=5][color=navy]最好做到你的簽名上的: 留精不留情[img=20,20]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/smilies/default/titter.gif[/img].[/color][/size]
BBjai 2008-9-7 01:01
[quote]原帖由 [i]strange[/i] 於 2008-9-7 00:24 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5227420&ptid=214713][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
師兄, 我絕對同意你的看法,[img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/smilies/default/handshake.gif[/img]
最好做到你的簽名上的: 留精不留情[img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/smilies/default/titter.gif[/img]. [/quote]
C-Hing, 就算留情:$ ,也千萬不要留種呀:nono: ,如果唔係就大煲啦:burst:
紅武士 2008-9-7 02:48
[quote]原帖由 [i]strange[/i] 於 2008-9-6 23:51 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5227195&ptid=214713][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
買化妝品就沒有.
但我試過, 上個月在東莞長安, 完事後, 給她帶去買波鞋, 運動服, 買了一仟元, 之前已經買了四百元一天的鐘和她出街, 所以那天消費共$1400, 還沒有計酒店房租[url=http://forum.timway.com/f/images]http://forum.timway.com/f/images[/url] ... [/quote]
大陸女人十个有八点五個都是睇$$:dizzy: 份上才應酬你!
所以我玩明賣明買、無謂人財兩空:)
hkman713 2008-9-7 14:54
[quote]原帖由 [i]leewag[/i] 於 2008-9-5 16:09 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5221930&ptid=214713][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
我呢Ｄ典型香港人，平時返工做生做死做奴隸，又樣衰又溝唔到女，放工返屋企例牌上下夜遊版搵人寸下，舉報下，出下氣，對住個電腦唔駛見到面唔驚比人打，就梗係威係勢啦！咁難得又捱到周未，就梗係北上做大爺啦！雖然 ... [/quote]
呢個post係隔離台一早睇過，呢D野無謂轉來轉去！
魚魚 2008-9-7 18:48
男人寫照:funk: :funk:
strange 2008-9-7 19:17
[quote]原帖由 [i]BBjai[/i] 於 2008-9-7 01:01 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5227744&ptid=214713][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
C-Hing, 就算留情:$ ,也千萬不要留種呀:nono: ,如果唔係就大煲啦:burst: [/quote]
哈哈, 因為我怕D 囡不乾淨, 所以每次都用套, 安全第一, 吾會留種的.[img=20,20]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/smilies/default/titter.gif[/img]
G4teamate 2008-9-7 21:57
[quote]原帖由 [i]leewag[/i] 於 2008-9-6 00:09 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5221930&ptid=214713][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
我呢Ｄ典型香港人，平時返工做生做死做奴隸，又樣衰又溝唔到女，放工返屋企例牌上下夜遊版搵人寸下，舉報下，出下氣，對住個電腦唔駛見到面唔驚比人打，就梗係威係勢啦！咁難得又捱到周未，就梗係北上做大爺啦！雖然 ... [/quote]
你必定是非典型深燦:saujai:
寫衰港人！:oh:
井底蛙 2008-9-8 10:22
我的策畧是明碼实价， 貨銀兩訖， 互不虧欠...............
Retav 2008-9-8 11:11
Since my ppls still think that they are very suprior as a Hong Kong citizen... or they are still so dump to think that they are as handsome as Andy Lau... that's why so many brothers will sink in such way...
See my wording "Sink in such way"... I am not against any brother sink... but please sink in a smart way instead of such a stupid way...
Hey... spending 20K even didn't fk once? I won't say you are silly... I will say you are pretty stupid and deserved for such result...
對講機 2008-9-8 11:16
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Jeanne 2008-9-8 16:38
wahahahahahahaha~~~~~
好似我呀~~~~;P :lol
我又係成日比人暗戀~~~~~;P :lol
井底蛙 2008-9-8 16:41
[quote]原帖由 [i]Jeanne[/i] 於 2008-9-8 16:38 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5236919&ptid=214713][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
wahahahahahahaha~~~~~
好似我呀~~~~;P :lol
我又係成日比人暗戀~~~~~;P :lol [/quote]
無論点 "戀" 都唔会吼佢哋......................;P ;P
aduck1 2008-9-8 20:57
甘有d港燥c hing又唔係好o岩,一心想住同人上床,你只係諗住同人地造普通朋友就唔會甘啦,你會唔會成日同普通朋友上床o架???呢d叫造SP喎!所以咪係囉,如果你一開始講明係SP,就唔會有類似情況出現啦:wave: 又或者你想人造你女朋友,就未必在乎個d錢.......這裡說明要目的鮮明,不要混淆,把SP和GF混在一起就最麻煩了:saujai:
Anvil 2008-9-9 17:40
interesting article:lol :lol
sammy20072007 2008-9-17 17:34
[quote]原帖由 [i]leewag[/i] 於 2008-9-6 00:09 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5221930&ptid=214713][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
我呢Ｄ典型香港人，平時返工做生做死做奴隸，又樣衰又溝唔到女，放工返屋企例牌上下夜遊版搵人寸下，舉報下，出下氣，對住個電腦唔駛見到面唔驚比人打，就梗係威係勢啦！咁難得又捱到周未，就梗係北上做大爺啦！雖然 ... [/quote]
師兄你都好底死吓渦:lol ，嗰種嘲弄程度真係寫實得嚟又搞笑，支持:givemefive:
7-siu 2008-9-17 17:52
回復 5# 的帖子
我覺得樓主是用一個自嘲的角度去寫這個帖子！也是很多所謂"港爃"的寫照！
simonkok 2008-9-17 18:07
[quote]原帖由 [i]7-siu[/i] 於 2008-9-17 17:52 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5285343&ptid=214713][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
我覺得樓主是用一個自嘲的角度去寫這個帖子！也是很多所謂"港爃"的寫照！ [/quote]
其實內容都唔係完全虚構。。。祗不過將一些陪份，非常誇張地放大。。。
COO 2008-9-17 18:30
C Hing：你既艷遇，實在令我地呢 d 香港型男既追求目標。
試過有大陸囡囡對我都有咁愛慕同關懷架。每次出街都係話唔好去一般食店，怕我唔習慣地方，反而好用心花時間搵 d 5星級酒店西餐廳、中菜部同我食喎，佢話咁先至會安心，唔會因為同佢一齊食而出事，又唔會失禮我身份喎~
有時怕我悶，於是帶埋佢 d 姐妹一齊出黎陪我食飯添，等我可以多 d 了解佢身邊既朋友咁話喎。試過有次帶埋佢個姪仔出黎去郊野公園玩。當然，去得公園就唔少得要買部數碼相機；去完公園，就唔少得要去酒店食雪糕啦。
有時一齊去市中心步行街，總會帶我去揀衫，幫我配唔同外衣。佢話，我成日見客，一定要多 d 款換。鬼死咁好，重花幾佰蚊買俾我。後來臨走時話唔夠錢坐的士返屋企，於是我咪好大方咁俾低¥200佢。過左兩日，同佢去 shopping時，佢睇中幾件衫，話同我出街一定要著到配對我，否則我既朋友/客戶會睇低我喎。就係咁，我就好大方咁找左條數。
Rayjeam 2008-9-18 10:35
我永遠吾相信会有什么艷遇,桃花运同桃花劫只是一線之差.到最后毛主席就会同各位ching 講誰对誰錯.....所以不好发什么foc夢了
popo123123 2008-9-18 12:24
[quote]原帖由 [i]leewag[/i] 於 2008-9-6 00:09 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5221930&ptid=214713][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
我呢Ｄ典型香港人，平時返工做生做死做奴隸，又樣衰又溝唔到女，放工返屋企例牌上下夜遊版搵人寸下，舉報下，出下氣，對住個電腦唔駛見到面唔驚比人打，就梗係威係勢啦！咁難得又捱到周未，就梗係北上做大爺啦！雖然 ... [/quote]不知說你傻還是聰明,,太天貞了
COO 2008-9-18 15:18
之前影既相，都曬左幾張合照，過埋膠俾我收藏添。真係好 girl friend feel。
同條女攪咁多野，究竟有冇得 FOC？
答案係：有既。放工得閒咪過黎我酒店房，有時會買埋外賣一齊食，一齊睇電視。鐘意既，咪齊齊沖涼，互相刷背，幫我洗頭…
跟住上床…做乜就唔駛多講，費事浪費 brothers 時間。
總結就係：雖然大家都相處不長不短既時間，我都冇認真花很多錢係佢身上。佢亦從來都冇話借藉口問我要錢 (例如：家人病、要錢做生意、家裡裝修要錢…)。大家都幾開心！
井底蛙 2008-9-18 16:25
It si not really FOC............. she has been paid in another way only!
jjchan218 2008-9-18 17:10
[quote]原帖由 [i]井底蛙[/i] 於 2008-9-18 16:25 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5289584&ptid=214713][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
It si not really FOC............. she has been paid in another way only! [/quote]
Agree.
It is no free lunch.
The cost actually to be charged indirectly. e.g. food, clothes, moblize phone, DC, etc.
COO 2008-9-18 18:11
[quote]原帖由 [i]jjchan218[/i] 於 2008-9-18 17:10 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5289784&ptid=214713][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
Agree.
It is no free lunch.
The cost actually to be charged indirectly. e.g. food, clothes, moblize phone, DC, etc. [/quote]
I don't know how you treat your girl friend. For me, I think it is really ok to buy small gifts and nice meals to your loved ones, isn't it?:loveliness:
7-siu 2008-9-18 18:16
回復 41# 的帖子
He might think she is his GF, however, the girl does not treat him as Boy Friend !!!!!!
colorbhk 2008-9-18 18:25
[quote]原帖由 [i]7-siu[/i] 於 2008-9-18 18:16 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5290121&ptid=214713][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
He might think she is his GF, however, the girl does not treat him as Boy Friend !!!!!! [/quote]
does it matter? if the "HE" thinks that way, and "HE" enjoys it, what else pedestrian A & B like us can say :wondering: :wondering:
7-siu 2008-9-18 18:26
回復 43# 的帖子
This is the meaning of this forun for "pedestrian" like us to "Blow water" !!!;P ;P ;P ;P
colorbhk 2008-9-18 18:37
[quote]原帖由 [i]7-siu[/i] 於 2008-9-18 18:26 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5290179&ptid=214713][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
This is the meaning of this forun for "pedestrian" like us to "Blow water" !!!;P ;P ;P ;P [/quote]
we blow water and the mm blow the others:lol :lol :lol
simonkok 2008-9-18 19:17
[quote]原帖由 [i]colorbhk[/i] 於 2008-9-18 18:37 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5290232&ptid=214713][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
we blow water and the mm blow the others:lol :lol :lol [/quote]
點先算。。你當某個囡囡係你GF？。。。甘你就要睇下你肯唔肯幫佢吹或LICK喇。。。;P :lol
colorbhk 2008-9-18 20:00
[quote]原帖由 [i]simonkok[/i] 於 2008-9-18 19:17 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5290374&ptid=214713][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
點先算。。你當某個囡囡係你GF？。。。甘你就要睇下你肯唔肯幫佢吹或LICK喇。。。;P :lol [/quote]
如果囡囡係正經人家, 我個人的私家 (唔係出嚟做果D), 我就吹或LICK都冇乜所謂. 反正曾幾何時, 我都叫做"省港TART皇" :P :P
jjchan218 2008-9-19 01:21
[quote]原帖由 [i]COO[/i] 於 2008-9-18 18:11 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5290087&ptid=214713][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
I don't know how you treat your girl friend. For me, I think it is really ok to buy small gifts and nice meals to your loved ones, isn't it?:loveliness: [/quote]
What I say is that you have to pay for her expenses for some ways even she does not ask you to give her the money regularly.
井底蛙 2008-9-19 09:09
In the leger balance, the direct cost and indirect cost basically are the same and under the group of "Expenditure"..........
Retav 2008-9-19 10:43
Stupid is not a disease... but don't know what time to wake up is deadly