momotsang 2009-4-10 17:44
練馬師(18+)
(以下情節可能令部份人不安)
話說有個有錢人買左隻馬....佢就諗住搵個練馬師訓練到隻馬好聽話果隻
不過個有錢人有個問題就係好爛口...佢要個練馬師訓練到佢隻馬識聽粗口
咁個練馬師就同個有錢人講：不如go to hell就跑...shxt就停啦
但係見個有錢人唔多like....佢心諗...鬼叫你有錢咩
佢就話：老細,唔緊要你等我一個禮拜...你一定有驚喜
一個禮拜之後.....
ling ling ling.....(電話聲）
練馬師：老細....搞掂哂....過嚟啦
有錢人：係咪得架？唔好點9我架~
咁個有錢人到左之後就同個練馬師講：點能樣先?
個練馬師心諗....唔駛爛得咁緊要呀~
佢就話：老細。。經我千山萬水....(下刪一千字)...宜家隻馬一聽到"吊x老x"就會跑...."吊你"就會停!!
有錢人就講：吊你呀...好有諗頭...冇銀得頂...哈哈哈...吊x老x
之後就比左一大筆錢走左
練馬師心諗...咁都要比人問候老母...真係難搵食
咁個馬主返左佢間大到無可再大既大屋之後就叫果班工人預備試馬
咁佢心諗搵人試下先...就叫阿財上去騎下
咁阿財就即刻上去重好大聲講：吊xxx
當堂隻馬係咁跑....咁阿財再大叫一聲：吊你
隻馬真係好似神駒咁即刻停係度
呢d咁銀過癮既野個有錢人就緊係即刻想試下啦
佢一野跳上隻馬....叫工人拉佢出後山個大草原玩下先
一出到去個有錢人就大嗌：吊x老x
果馬果然跑起上嚟
個有錢人心諗：咁銀慢既都唔過癮
佢就好似發左狂咁係咁大嗌：吊xxx...吊xxx......吊x老x.....
果然佢個心情就好似搞野咁興奮
當隻馬以極速咁跑既時候....個有錢人都好似入在忘我境界
跑呀....跑呀....跑呀....跑呀~
突然間唔知咩事心諗點解前面唔見有草既先記起pk...唔銀記得後山有鉛崖
當隻馬就嚟衝到去既時候佢先記起...佢即係好大聲咁嗌：吊..............................................你!!!!!!!!!!
果然隻馬就係鉛崖邊停左....
嚇到個有錢人汗都標埋就口震震咁講:"吊佢呀.....頭先爭銀d跌死呀...吊x老x"
"嘩!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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elampersian 2009-5-5 14:28
自己攞黎衰:lol :lol
ntf0610 2009-5-9 00:25
hahaha.............hella funny!!!xD
carlo811b 2009-5-13 16:54
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JasonD 2009-5-16 01:40
多且分享.....厚厚笑...:loveliness:
marco750707 2009-5-31 14:56
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ape168 2009-6-30 14:11
very nice.............thx!!!!!!!!!!!
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