atd 2010-1-2 19:59
常平卡拉ok遇處女
上幾個月, 去常平peter pen 卡拉ok,
過程不用多說 :
到了埋單帶女走的時候,
忽然其中一個fan媽媽聲,
原來他的女不肯出街, 原因竟然是處,
即時叫媽咪入來問問,
媽咪都話條女係處, 過夜耍 6,000.
結果...梗係產到媽咪上天花版.
1. 去卡拉ok根本無諗住搵處.
2. 要搵處, 信肥婆玲都唔會相信卡拉ok媽咪
3. 去兩日一夜玩點會帶6000蚊呀
lomo 2010-1-2 22:26
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這個世界哪裡有在CP K場仍然是老處。 開罐頭也輪不到K場媽眯賣啦。:saujai:
rayso333 2010-1-3 11:45
果然係一個天大笑話,奇
glucerna 2010-1-3 13:05
有去開常仔K場都知道係冇可能...有時悶悶地聽笑話都几好....!!!!!
不過...當我地小朋友..又真係有点那個!!!!
[[i] 本帖最後由 glucerna 於 2010-1-2 22:08 編輯 [/i]]
男人愛高達 2010-1-3 13:28
[quote]原帖由 [i]atd[/i] 於 2010-1-2 19:59 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9441700&ptid=320742][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
上幾個月, 去常平peter pen 卡拉ok,
過程不用多說 :
到了埋單帶女走的時候,
忽然其中一個fan媽媽聲,
原來他的女不肯出街, 原因竟然是處,
即時叫媽咪入來問問,
媽咪都話條女係處, 過夜耍 6,000.
結果...梗係產 ... [/quote]
講大話都唔好咁離譜..... 最多講話女女m到咪算羅.....呢個媽咪真係傻左..
boot_boot 2010-1-3 14:00
[size=5][color=darkslategray]800蚊可買到個有經驗的, 為何[/color][/size]
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[size=5][color=darkslategray]俾6,000蚊買個冇經驗的? :wondering: :dizzy: [/color][/size]
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KMY89 2010-1-3 14:12
[quote]原帖由 [i]glucerna[/i] 於 2010-1-3 13:05 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9449476&ptid=320742][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
有去開常仔K場都知道係冇可能...有時悶悶地聽笑話都几好....!!!!!
不過...當我地小朋友..又真係有点那個!!!! [/quote]
[color=indigo]Kmy 都有類似經驗[/color]
[color=indigo]不過個囡未坐已嚮係金魚 :verygood: [/color]
[color=indigo]係 drm 既姨仔 wor ... ;P [/color]
[color=indigo]佢無開價，總之，無心買、無心賣 ... [/color]
DrTea 2010-1-3 19:38
[quote]原帖由 [i]KMY89[/i] 於 2010-1-3 14:12 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9449896&ptid=320742][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
Kmy 都有類似經驗, 不過個囡未坐已嚮係金魚 :verygood: 係 drm 既姨仔 wor ... ;P
佢無開價，總之，無心買、無心賣 ... [/quote]
If she's really 姨仔 of Bro drm, you'd sing a song and take her virgin la !
chungyong 2010-1-3 20:29
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我都係處，今日。
:loveliness: :loveliness:
KMY89 2010-1-3 21:24
[quote]原帖由 [i]DrTea[/i] 於 2010-1-3 19:38 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9452702&ptid=320742][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
If she's really 姨仔 of Bro drm, you'd sing a song and take her virgin la ! [/quote]
[color=indigo]哈哈 ... 有咁易？ 6,000 蚊 wor ... :lol [/color]
pop21 2010-1-3 22:34
呢D咪叫歡場祈福黨，你唔信但總有一D茂利信，真是橋唔怕舊。
JNC117 2010-1-4 01:55
真係無奇不有, 咁樣想滾人6K, 當人係傻仔 :nono:
fabregas04 2010-1-4 02:12
What she said is "too silly, sometimes naive"
[[i] 本帖最後由 fabregas04 於 2010-1-4 02:13 編輯 [/i]]
Haidada 2010-1-4 06:49
识一个大陆朋友每月要吃两只猪。。好运甘话。。所以系有市场的。。。;P
KMY89 2010-1-4 12:10
[quote]原帖由 [i]Haidada[/i] 於 2010-1-4 06:49 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9458778&ptid=320742][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
识一个大陆朋友每月要吃两只猪。。好运甘话。。所以系有市场的。。。;P [/quote]
[color=indigo]豬扒 ？ ;P[/color]
Haidada 2010-1-4 12:39
[quote]原帖由 [i]KMY89[/i] 於 2010-1-4 12:10 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9460719&ptid=320742][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
豬扒 ？ ;P [/quote]
D生意佬迷信者。。有呢D人就自然会有人帮你揾定好多猪等你食既啦。。真猪定仿真猪就吾知啦。。:lol
KMY89 2010-1-4 13:47
[quote]原帖由 [i]Haidada[/i] 於 2010-1-4 12:39 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9461027&ptid=320742][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
D生意佬迷信者。。有呢D人就自然会有人帮你揾定好多猪等你食既啦。。真猪定仿真猪就吾知啦。。:lol [/quote]
[color=indigo]深圳果幾間話補 or 安裝新幕牆都係千零蚊[/color]
[color=indigo][/color]
[color=indigo]而且可以令 Ling 頭粉紅 wor ... ;P :lol [/color]
[color=indigo] [/color]
simonkok 2010-1-4 14:17
[quote]原帖由 [i]KMY89[/i] 於 2010-1-4 13:47 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9461578&ptid=320742][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
深圳果幾間話補 or 安裝新幕牆都係千零蚊
而且可以令 Ling 頭粉紅 wor ... ;P :lol
[/quote]
我鐘意粉紫。。。唔知有無得做呢？;P
denny2000 2010-1-4 14:55
[quote]原帖由 [i]simonkok[/i] 於 2010-1-4 14:17 發表 [url=http://xocat.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9461838&ptid=320742][img]http://xocat.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
我鐘意粉紫。。。唔知有無得做呢？;P [/quote]
一定有，不过（你濑了之后）脱不脱色便不包！ ;P
Haidada 2010-1-4 15:12
[quote]原帖由 [i]KMY89[/i] 於 2010-1-4 13:47 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9461578&ptid=320742][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
深圳果幾間話補 or 安裝新幕牆都係千零蚊
而且可以令 Ling 頭粉紅 wor ... ;P :lol
[/quote]
阿X飞都帮拒个老相好推销啦。话系D同乡等钱用才买既。。2000蚊喔。。果日话同我地饮茶。。原来系特登带左三个出来。。一看是特产土猪。。吾使钱都起吾到既。。:lol
simonkok 2010-1-4 16:00
[quote]原帖由 [i]Haidada[/i] 於 2010-1-4 15:12 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9462252&ptid=320742][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
阿X飞都帮拒个老相好推销啦。话系D同乡等钱用才买既。。2000蚊喔。。果日话同我地饮茶。。原来系特登带左三个出来。。一 ... [/quote]
太肥定太瘦？。。。。係ＣＰ保得住隻豬。。都應該有Ｄ特色。。。
7-siu 2010-1-4 16:29
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What Hoidada said about 阿X飞 was in CA. Surprise you can still remember this scene. I already deleted from my limited memory.;P
Haidada 2010-1-4 16:42
[quote]原帖由 [i]simonkok[/i] 於 2010-1-4 16:00 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9462646&ptid=320742][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
太肥定太瘦？。。。。係ＣＰ保得住隻豬。。都應該有Ｄ特色。。。 [/quote]
系乡下刚出来甘话。。真系好土同一D都吾靓。。比我2000同拒地开包我都赚吴到过种。。:lol
Haidada 2010-1-4 16:43
[quote]原帖由 [i]7-siu[/i] 於 2010-1-4 16:29 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9462928&ptid=320742][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
What Hoidada said about 阿X飞 was in CA. Surprise you can still remember this scene. I already deleted from my limited memory.;P [/quote]
·I was on the table with them ma..you had the sisters with you so you did not pay much attention to the three...:lol
KMY89 2010-1-5 18:48
[quote]原帖由 [i]Haidada[/i] 於 2010-1-4 16:42 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9463047&ptid=320742][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
系乡下刚出来甘话。。真系好土同一D都吾靓。。比我2000同拒地开包我都赚吴到过种。。:lol [/quote]
[color=indigo]黑布矇頭入閘:lol [/color]
Haidada 2010-1-6 00:58
[quote]原帖由 [i]KMY89[/i] 於 2010-1-5 18:48 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9475450&ptid=320742][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
黑布矇頭入閘:lol [/quote]
师父出马做下善事丫。。可以帮到D农村建设又给女女快乐嘛。。。:lol
KMY89 2010-1-6 08:37
[quote]原帖由 [i]Haidada[/i] 於 2010-1-6 00:58 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9479732&ptid=320742][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
师父出马做下善事丫。。可以帮到D农村建设又给女女快乐嘛。。。:lol [/quote]
[color=indigo]少聽海哥如此批評，乃證明是"扒中之王"[/color]
[color=indigo]分分鐘有陰影 :funk: [/color]
denny2000 2010-1-6 09:24
[quote]原帖由 [i]KMY89[/i] 於 2010-1-6 08:37 發表 [url=http://xocat.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9482002&ptid=320742][img]http://xocat.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
少聽海哥如此批評，乃證明是"扒中之王"
分分鐘有陰影 :funk: [/quote]
not necessarily. May be Hai gor has too many to eat, and releasing one good stuff to you.:lol
Haidada 2010-1-6 11:32
[quote]原帖由 [i]KMY89[/i] 於 2010-1-6 08:37 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9482002&ptid=320742][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
少聽海哥如此批評，乃證明是"扒中之王"
分分鐘有陰影 :funk: [/quote]
师父有兴趣可以同你约出来看看丫。。不过我就吾会出席。。:lol
Haidada 2010-1-6 11:32
[quote]原帖由 [i]denny2000[/i] 於 2010-1-6 09:24 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9482182&ptid=320742][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
not necessarily. May be Hai gor has too many to eat, and releasing one good stuff to you.:lol [/quote]
知道师父有善心嘛。。。:lol
glucerna 2010-1-6 13:01
[quote]原帖由 [i]Haidada[/i] 於 2010-1-5 08:32 PM 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9482860&ptid=320742][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
知道师父有善心嘛。。。:lol [/quote]
好心唔怕做呀,,师父....今次..出錢出力....有你著數啦;P:lol
Haidada 2010-1-6 14:45
[quote]原帖由 [i]glucerna[/i] 於 2010-1-6 13:01 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9483509&ptid=320742][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
好心唔怕做呀,,师父....今次..出錢出力....有你著數啦;P:lol [/quote]
系萝。。种善恩得善果嘛。。;P
7-siu 2010-1-6 14:48
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可能X飛以經為善最樂，吃了呢！;P
Haidada 2010-1-6 15:05
[quote]原帖由 [i]7-siu[/i] 於 2010-1-6 14:48 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9484374&ptid=320742][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
可能X飛以經為善最樂，吃了呢！;P [/quote]
我想也很有可能。。不过吾怕。。大把新货供应。。。:lol
longsomeone 2010-1-6 17:41
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What a joke!:lol :lol
cableseadog 2010-1-11 04:17
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youtryit8 2010-1-21 15:53
見到個標題,諗住入來串9你,,
不過下文係咁,,就收返
btt 2010-1-23 14:13
通常要賣處都會是較扒的一群，條件好的都早給男友或狼狗食左喇。
istay 2010-1-23 14:41
處?? 真的是豬大笑話:lol
snoopy528 2010-2-23 18:32
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chanchan1234 2010-3-4 14:43
very good ching, thank you
hongkonger 2010-3-7 23:03
[quote]原帖由 [i]chanchan1234[/i] 於 2010-3-4 14:43 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=10102517&ptid=320742][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
very good ching, thank you [/quote]
师兄, thank you 你个 "thank you"
你不如转下回答的话, 好闷
cookpoint 2010-3-8 13:43
處吾處吾關客事 , 呢到勿野服務收勿價, 佢個 job 係同客出去, 真系處系自己 on９， 當然，k 場點會有處, 發緊夢
hongkonger 2010-3-8 14:20
呢到有好幾個大俠玩個歡場豬豬
我低一級, 就玩過歡場侍應豬豬
很黃很暴力的
simonkok 2010-3-8 17:36
[quote]原帖由 [i]hongkonger[/i] 於 2010-3-7 23:03 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=10134621&ptid=320742][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
师兄, thank you 你个 "thank you"
你不如转下回答的话, 好闷 [/quote]
師兄。。。。我等係你毎故事續集喎。。。
bobby88 2010-4-6 22:17
very very very funny
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