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[quote]原帖由 [i]simonkok[/i] 於 2010-1-11 18:15 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9540003&ptid=323402][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]


唔係大陸睇醫生。。係因為好多大陸醫”拖症”。。。搵多Ｄ錢。。。 [/quote]
大陸醫生最大問題係濫藥，開一大堆唔需要既藥賺錢，而且濫用抗生素，拖症都慳返，一次過賺晒你。

[quote]原帖由 [i]yamete[/i] 於 2010-1-12 13:50 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9549530&ptid=323402][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
KMY兄，如果呢套戯係大陸都唔收得的話，其實唔係好事。
即係話，大陸同胞跟香港人的水平已經相差不遠，到時候香港就真正玩完了。

我個阿二跟左我10年，她一看是張藝謀已經皺眉頭，再看是小瀋陽，就搖頭嘆息 ... [/quote]

[color=indigo]Yamete，Kmy 以三槍為例，是凸現兩地意識形態的不同，與水平沒關係 :nono: 。[/color]
[color=indigo]Anyway, 在 Kmy 眼中，由工業北移開始，香港已經玩完 :'( [/color]
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[color=indigo]有空，請說說你的十年故事 :lol[/color]

[quote]原帖由 [i]KMY89[/i] 於 2010-1-12 17:29 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9551407&ptid=323402][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]


Yamete，Kmy 以三槍為例，是凸現兩地意識形態的不同，與水平沒關係 :nono: 。
Anyway, 在 Kmy 眼中，[color=Red]由工業北移開始，香港已經玩完[/color] :'(

有空，請說說你的十年故事 :lol [/quote]

百年繁華一夢醒！！！。。。。香港已死。。唔怪之得成日見到有人抬棺材:funk:

[quote]原帖由 [i]Mr.big[/i] 於 2010-1-12 17:23 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9551347&ptid=323402][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]

大陸醫生最大問題係濫藥，開一大堆唔需要既藥賺錢，而且濫用抗生素，拖症都慳返，一次過賺晒你。 [/quote]

[color=indigo]在飼料上濫藥更為嚴重，所以 virus 都在異變 :burst: ；[/color]
[color=indigo]20年前，落100隻苗 (小雞) 收 95隻 grow up 已經很好[/color]
[color=indigo]而家收 99 隻都俾人X :funk: [/color]

[quote]原帖由 [i]denny2000[/i] 於 2010-1-11 10:16 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9535635&ptid=323402][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]


溫總講既深層次矛盾 应指那些收入不平衡，皆级冲突那类的事。

不过从电影的欣赏价值看到中国和香港人的不同是什有意思。。 我91年已到中国工作 ... [/quote]

[color=indigo]可能你講果招有名堂叫[size=5][color=red]"乞兒煲飯"[/color][/size] ;P [/color]

[quote]原帖由 [i]KMY89[/i] 於 2010-1-12 17:21 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9551327&ptid=323402][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]


諷刺的是危險感來自大陸人越來越安靜、越排隊、越不吐痰、越不國罵、英文越普及
中產的 00 後都有條件學琴、學芭蕾 ... :L  [/quote]

每次同d大陸名校畢業生傾計都好不安, 自覺他們比香港人, 除了工作速度可能比較慢之外, 一點都不遜色, 有時仲比香港人踏實, 最要命的是...大家在同一個office工作但只收香港人的30-40%的人工。
在同一個空間下, 那就是競爭... 但大部份香港人還不知道, 可悲!

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"非誠勿擾"嘛... 其實還可以總比"滿城盡戴XX春"好...

"非誠勿擾"其實是小品故事, 要看得明, 聽得懂... 真的要了解祖國不同地方的风情..

舉例, "非誠勿擾"中, 為什麼遊日本, 不遊欧美?  我估其一原因是日本(當時)是大陸人最難去的"西方國家"... 欧美最已對我國同開放旅遊... 所以日本可有多一点想像...

Hong Kong is still Hong Kong now..but after 10 - 15 years, Hong Kong will not be the top, be a secondary city of China..  The next generation of HK will follow the China big 6 way....because China is opening.   HK will not have any competition in China even in the world.. It was very upset while the 1st day of HK hang over to China!   Do you want China to be a strong or a poor conutry in the world?:L

[quote]原帖由 [i]KMY89[/i] 於 2010-1-12 18:24 發表 [url=http://xocat.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9552002&ptid=323402][img]http://xocat.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]


在飼料上濫藥更為嚴重，所以 virus 都在異變 :burst: ；
20年前，落100隻苗 (小雞) 收 95隻 grow up 已經很好
而家收 99 隻都俾人X :funk:  [/quote]

in fact, it is quite scary and I believe 99% of those Chinese food factories and breeding places are having the same "medicine"/"breed".  I believe that we have been eating so many GM food and food with too much antibiotics everyday but have no way to avoid it unless we are prepared to pay 3-4 times the money for some organic or trustworthy source..:oh:

[quote]原帖由 [i]nmpkl[/i] 於 2010-1-13 00:23 發表 [url=http://xocat.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9555767&ptid=323402][img]http://xocat.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
"非誠勿擾"嘛... 其實還可以總比"滿城盡戴XX春"好...

"非誠勿擾"其實是小品故事, 要看得明, 聽得懂... 真的要了解祖國不同地方的风情..

舉例, "非誠勿擾"中, 為什麼遊日本, 不遊欧美?  我估其一原 ... [/quote]

I think it is because China wants to show-off (the current success) and spend $$ in the land of Japan, the country that china hates so much for historical reasons..  It is the same logic to us saying "rescuing China" in the old days, a terms used 10+ years ago by players (also a more subtle way). Nowadays, we are small potatos in the night scene compared to mainland chinese..

[quote]原帖由 [i]KMY89[/i] 於 2010-1-12 19:13 發表 [url=http://xocat.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9552387&ptid=323402][img]http://xocat.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]


可能你講果招有名堂叫"乞兒煲飯" ;P  [/quote]

Thanks KMY. I never know the name of this.  I google it and find the following explanation..
[i]乞兒煲飯[/i]... 蹲在床上好似[b]女性小便時一樣咁[/b], 分拗起囡囡雙腿形成M字腳, 陰戶完全升起, 小老2好似衣車, 既車針似. 上半身則手按囡囡雙乳, 好啦!

That's why I hate this posture..  I prefer  囡囡雙腿弯曲，knees touching 床，用蛇腰撓动，每一下撓动认小弟弟深深跟小妹妹磨擦。。。:lol:hamsup:

[quote]原帖由 [i]denny2000[/i] 於 2010-1-13 09:30 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9558839&ptid=323402][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]


Thanks KMY. I never know the name of this.  I google it and find the following explanation..
乞兒煲飯... 蹲在床上好似女性小便時一樣咁, 分拗起囡囡雙腿形成M字腳, 陰戶完全升起, 小老2好似衣車, 既車針 ... [/quote]

[color=indigo]呢D, 海哥 and Glucerna 才是專家 ;P :bow: [/color]

[quote]原帖由 [i]KMY89[/i] 於 2010-1-13 11:21 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9559515&ptid=323402][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
呢D, 海哥 and Glucerna 才是專家 ;P :bow:  [/quote]

师父误会啦。。我成日都系正常位。。系甘意搞几下都未来得切换什么位就完事既啦。。。:lol 。。

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哈哈~
大陸片當然拍俾大陸人睇,大陸收得唔奇噃!
香港早年周星馳既電影在大陸咪一樣俾大陸人鬧到仆街,而香港收到盤滿砵滿!
問題係:你覺得唔好睇應該唔去睇嘛!:lol

[quote]原帖由 [i]Haidada[/i] 於 2010-1-11 00:58 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9532998&ptid=323402][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]


同人打针你又甘大胆。。。;P [/quote]

完全唔同, 因支針係自己嘅.

[quote]原帖由 [i]Haidada[/i] 於 2010-1-14 12:29 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9571081&ptid=323402][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]


师父误会啦。。我成日都系正常位。。系甘意搞几下都未来得切换什么位就完事既啦。。。:lol 。。 [/quote]

大海哥只用固定式??? 吾係啊???:L
太謙哦;P

[quote]原帖由 [i]wawawawawy[/i] 於 2010-1-14 17:00 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9573224&ptid=323402][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]

完全唔同, 因支針係自己嘅. [/quote]

就系咯。。。:lol

[quote]原帖由 [i]Jack-a-Lent[/i] 於 2010-1-14 17:30 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9573455&ptid=323402][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]

大海哥只用固定式??? 吾係啊???:L
太謙哦;P [/quote]

系真既。。我也不用妹妹给我什么服务。。所以女女都喜欢。。又快又省力嘛。。。

[quote]原帖由 [i]Haidada[/i] 於 2010-1-14 17:37 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9573516&ptid=323402][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]


系真既。。我也不用妹妹给我什么服务。。所以女女都喜欢。。又快又省力嘛。。。 [/quote]

[color=indigo]有冇 discount ? :verygood: [/color]

[quote]原帖由 [i]KMY89[/i] 於 2010-1-14 17:39 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9573540&ptid=323402][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]

有冇 discount ? :verygood:  [/quote]

系咯。。下次同妹妹讲好。。打个八折都好呀。。。;P

[quote]原帖由 [i]Haidada[/i] 於 2010-1-14 17:37 發表 [url=http://xocat.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9573516&ptid=323402][img]http://xocat.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]


系真既。。我也不用妹妹给我什么服务。。所以女女都喜欢。。又快又省力嘛。。。 [/quote]

next time, you should start to introduce 1 new posture at a time, 7 x 7 = 49 postures and the girls/SPs would love you more..:P

[quote]原帖由 [i]denny2000[/i] 於 2010-1-14 17:42 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9573566&ptid=323402][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
next time, you should start to introduce 1 new posture at a time, 7 x 7 = 49 postures and the girls/SPs would love you more..:P [/quote]

or scare of you more...:lol

[quote]原帖由 [i]Haidada[/i] 於 2010-1-14 17:45 發表 [url=http://xocat.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9573602&ptid=323402][img]http://xocat.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]


or scare of you more...:lol [/quote]

no la. the girl should enjoy it..  It is interactive ma and the girl will then teach you more postures (hopefully not learnt from making it with someone else):lol:saujai:

[quote]原帖由 [i]denny2000[/i] 於 2010-1-14 17:46 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9573613&ptid=323402][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]

no la. the girl should enjoy it..  It is interactive ma and the girl will then teach you more postures (hopefully not learnt from making it with someone else):lol:saujai: [/quote]

If I found the MM too familiar with many posts.....:L

[quote]原帖由 [i]Haidada[/i] 於 2010-1-14 17:48 發表 [url=http://xocat.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9573635&ptid=323402][img]http://xocat.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]


If I found the MM too familiar with many posts.....:L [/quote]

she will say she watches many DVDs (japan 4 jai) recently and learns from them...:blowme:

[quote]原帖由 [i]denny2000[/i] 於 2010-1-14 17:51 發表 [url=http://forum.timway.com/f/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=9573657&ptid=323402][img]http://forum.timway.com/f/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
she will say she watches many DVDs (japan 4 jai) recently and learns from them...:blowme: [/quote]

and I will believe in it.....pretend to be ,,,:lol

如果你看相聲和小品劇懂笑, 看"非誠勿擾"就知道有什麼好看因為笑裡面還有很多的無奈, 香港人未經濟過或不去了解過係唔會明白有物好笑. 小沈陽其實可以話係國內板周聲馳 or 黃子華. 話時話香港的周星馳,林奕華係大陸都好出名的. 周星馳佢地都當半個藝術家(特別係西遊記之後), 北影都請周星馳去講lecture. 內地都開始懂欣賞我們的, 但香港人能看懂國內的還不多.
不過三槍話就話reference高安兄弟,不過眼高手低, 完全找不到中西文化不同的平衡點. 國內好多人都彈,比如韓寒. 不過正如當年星爺破壞王都收得, 就証明大部分觀眾只係 look for 名牌同娛樂,最好重可以一路睇一路鬧!!:lol