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男人漸老的五大特徵

aracteristics of Aging ~
「男人漸老的五大特徵」




1. You see farther, but you pee closer.
( 越看越遠，越尿越近。)

2. You get dozed off while you sit, but you become insomniac while you are in bed.
( 坐著打瞌睡，躺下睡不著。)

3. You cannot forget bygones, but you don't remember fresh things.
( 往事忘不掉，新事記不住。)

4. You still generate ideas up in your brain, but somhow it becomes unmanageable down between your legs.
( 上面有想法，下面沒辦法。)

And a worst-case scenario is . .
( 更糟的是 . . . )

5. You used to be hardened while you were waiting, but now you have to wait for hard-on.
( 以前硬著等，現在等著硬！)

( 越看越遠
坐著打瞌睡,
糟糕,我中了1,2...

2. You get dozed off while you sit, but you become insomniac while you are in bed.
( 坐著打瞌睡，躺下睡不著。)

我有前半, 沒有後半 :lol

以前硬著等，現在等著硬！it is true！

。。。死喇，睇黎我真係老了。。。

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aracteristics of Aging ~
「男人漸老的五大特徵」




1. You see farther, but you pee closer.
( 越看越遠，越尿越近。)

2. You get dozed off while you sit, but you become insomniac while you ... [/quote]

有同感嗎?

I got no. 2 and 4.

THANKS FOR SHARE~~

好彩仲未有..:lol

thx for share