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Hi bros,

I hate to 潑冷水 because I'm new:shutup:, but i just found out that a friend of mine 癩野, and I lost all my mood to go out and have some fun tonight. Just a word of 忠言, which hopefully will not be 逆耳 to you all:
[color=Red][u][b]Play hard, but work equally hard to be SAFE. [/b][/u][/color]Our lives are the more important than screwing chicks! :P
I propose to start a list of [color=Red][u][b]安全守則[/b][/u][/color] to remind all brothers, let me start:

1. Never screw without a 袋袋! (i even have reservations about bbbj, what do u think?)
2. Don't finger :victory: a chick you don't know well - our fingers always have cuts, warts, blisters etc
3.
4.
5.

please help us all and add to the list! thanks...

安全守則
These are some suggestion from another BRO (HK141)
Since it is so true, therefore I want to post it in here:

(1)條女幫你吹簫, 你一定要帶袋, 唔係你可能即晚柯尿條賓州赤赤痛, 鳩頭留白色黏液, 或者痕撚到扑街
(2)任何飲品及食物千祈唔好食, 唔好試
(3)千祈唔好打真軍
(4)千祈唔好用條利幫鳳姐賴西
(5)睇下週圍有無微型攝錄機
(6)先問價錢, 然後除褲
(7)每個鳳姐只好幫櫬一次, 千祈唔好翻吊 (  千紀唔好打車輪-------以上
(8)大重點你如果完全做足, 包你一世無憂, 最後祝各位大哥靚仔 <出入平安> <心想事成>, 請請 !

[[i] 本帖最後由 Candyman 於 2006-12-2 01:09 AM 編輯 [/i]]

[quote]原帖由 [i]Candyman[/i] 於 2006-12-2 01:05 PM 發表
安全守則
These are some suggestion from another BRO (HK141)
Since it is so true, therefore I want to post it in here:

(1)條女幫你吹簫, 你一定要帶袋, 唔係你可能即晚柯尿條賓州赤赤痛, 鳩頭留白色黏 ... [/quote]

Hi Candyman 大哥,

想向你指教指教!
-- For answer #1 - do you mean genital herpes? How easy/hard is it to get AIDS?
-- 點解翻吊唔好?

多謝前輩點路!

[quote]原帖由 [i]johnluke[/i] 於 2006-12-2 11:38 PM 發表
-- For answer #1 - do you mean genital herpes? How easy/hard is it to get AIDS?
-- 點解翻吊   唔好?
[/quote]


Since I am not a Dr., therefore I don't really feel it is appropriate for me to make any further comment.....

as far as "點解唔翻吊", I guess, in HK there are just far too many choices... and that it one way to avoid getting emtionally involve with possibility of " 沉船 ".......

:D

[[i] 本帖最後由 Candyman 於 2006-12-3 09:54 PM 編輯 [/i]]