lzxl777 2011-6-16 15:30
七个省份女人叫床的方式(女的不要进来了）
1、东北的新娘在新婚之夜最想念自己的母亲，她们会不停地叫：“啊呀妈呀……好，真好，啊呀妈呀……“
2、北京新娘也很有亲情观念，所不同的是她们在新婚之夜最想念的，是自己的旁系亲属、而不是直系亲属；她们会不停地叫：“叔父……宝贝，好叔父……“（舒服）
3、上海新娘们认为：爱情不受年龄的限制，只要有了爱情的经济基础，新郎岁数再大也无所谓。因此，她们在新婚之夜会不停地说：“老好……老……好！“
4、湖南新娘最细心，新婚之夜她们会不停地提醒新郎别忘了解腰带：“腰带……腰带……“（要得）
5、安徽的新娘最朴实，虽然入了洞房，还是放心不下地里的活。因此她们在新婚之夜喜欢说：“快活……快活……快干活……“
6、四川新娘喜欢吃火锅，所以她们在新婚之夜会不停地叫：“锅锅，快点上……好锅锅……“（哥哥）
7、陕西新娘人高马大、身强力壮，但她们的腰似乎普遍都不太好；所以她们在新婚之夜喜欢大叫：“腰……腰……饿（我）还腰！
zxcvff12345 2011-9-16 21:26
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
peter27 2011-9-18 19:19
anks for ur sharing..............but still not see
353266151 2011-10-8 14:37
还可以巴……
andrew2726 2011-10-10 19:30
Need to try all 7 types
:lol
x121253 2011-10-11 07:42
:lol :lol :lol
bengloulou 2011-10-23 21:19
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
zhangsong912 2011-11-1 21:32
哈哈，以后出去也懂了
theonly814 2011-11-1 22:37
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123zxcvb 2011-11-6 22:44
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
kc123456 2011-11-11 15:25
不错不错:loveliness:
aakasu 2011-11-16 04:10
;P ;P ;P ;P ;P ;P ;P ;P 呵
yoonyoon99 2011-11-19 10:18
:lol:lol:lol
8527 2011-11-19 15:25
:lol :lol :lol 作者好有研究啊
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achena 2011-12-20 00:52
要明方言先識笑~ ;P
wyh1081 2011-12-21 00:08
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:lol :lol :lol :lol
vested 2011-12-21 21:00
hahahah,vey nice
Go.david 2011-12-26 22:49
:loveliness::slap:
daball 2011-12-28 01:21
全部都屌過晒, 怎樣叫都有, 最爽的是屌東北妹, 媽呀, 媽呀的叫, 聽得好剌激跟著一鳩插埋入去個屎眼叫得重大聲, 死啦,,,,, 媽呀..... 屌死我啦...跟著再爆入佢個口...., 又叫媽呀, 我食精呀, 我要食精呀......
happy1qaz1 2012-1-6 22:03
精辟 体现出特色 哈哈
happinesshoi 2012-1-11 02:25
thanks you sharing
sm_witness 2012-1-15 16:16
very very good
xm01 2012-2-3 11:09
:lol :hamsup: :L O(∩_∩)O哈哈哈~
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cosmo281600 2012-2-14 19:13
作者有深度,有意義,有文化:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
我好累 2012-3-29 20:21
不错不错
谢谢分享
我好累 2012-3-29 20:29
不错不错
谢谢分享
sometink123 2012-3-31 09:23
希望補齊其他省份的.....
chaeyeon126 2012-4-1 21:36
经典
真是将爱能发swarovski
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REEDHU 2012-4-8 23:05
太有才了
还有其他省的呢?
wsxiaole 2012-4-9 21:36
瀑布汗一个:L :L :L :L
大頭六 2012-4-11 16:52
ha ha thanks for sharing
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oldoldone 2012-5-3 11:00
thank very much.
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xgch 2012-7-30 12:35
这个故事很不错，很有趣
curtischen 2012-8-10 01:48
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28wish 2012-9-14 21:49
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chb4019 2012-11-7 23:19
real smile :loveliness:
zzkkss 2012-12-5 15:25
有点意思~~各地方言哦~~要是配成音频播放，可能效果更好~