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忽然一K∼吾坐女,食助理

爸打有外国客（外籍華人）到,但又未能及時返來招乎,咁就唯有叫細佬同CP特派
員大頭去幫拖.....

又係老巢,小弟同大頭先到。吾知点解,果日揾吾到女坐,吾係D女吾得,就係睇極都
好似吾o岩咁....是鳩旦,叫左个好笑容嘅肉蛋坐低.....

老友客人到,嘩！美国派兵伊拉克咁,個門口入極都有人,仲有个鬼佬,家陣玩入侵下
化....客人們各自介紹,唉∼∼鬼記得你班友辺個打辺個咩....不過∼統帥（成班人
嘅領隊）就記得嘅。

客人選秀,個個都一開二,乜得家陣睇佢地d女个個都索嘅...都係隔離二叔婆d飯香
。望望自己果件.....唉∼....突然,有人遞張紙過來叫我comfirm個mm...抬頭望望
,咦！得o咼！即時响袋淫一張老毛出來,叫mm走...（雖未簽可退,但mm都坐左成
半粒鍾,所以...）然後口花花叫佢坐我,但佢又無出声....咁我就叫佢再帶來睇o下。
唉...果D時間仲辺有好野呀...又口花花:不如你坐呀...佢又無出声,不過点頭...:hamsup:  
發達！不過,我同佢講,叫佢做野先,有時間先上來飲酒。就係咁,小弟就左敬右敬,同
D客人玩。過左陣,佢又入來,我張開雙手,佢就投懷送抱...咦！乜得兩舊肉响中間頂
住頂住咁嘅...哦.....原來係佢心口果兩舊肉.....:L  佢着住D套裝之前吾多覺....:quiet:

   佢攬到我實一實,「喂 喂..玩摔角咩家陣,透吾到氣啦,要知道你果兩枚"愛国者"頂得
我几行至得架」我心入面係咁諗,但又不由自主地熊抱住佢....  。果陣仲早
好似都係十点几,佢同我飲左杯,又話要做野,當然OK啦,咁我又同D客玩o下先。同
D客玩緊果陣,發覺其中一係四眼妹好鬼串,不過又鬼死咁好玩...好似D烹任節目話
齋"溝好佢之後備用"...。玩到我都醉醉地....助理又返來喇,咦！佢都有D醉意o咼
,我叫佢吾使兩頭走啦,做完野至入來,点知佢話Dmm已經賣晒,可以收工,咁就吾俾
佢走,叫佢坐低啦...坐低無耐,玩左陣...佢雙手抱住我脛....當然,我个咀就順勢咀過
去...條脷亦順住咁申入佢個咀到......法式....  ...嘩！乜有人掟我呀,哦∼原
有人妒忌.....都係D老友同我玩o即....  

同助理玩左陣,又係埋單時後。食完宵夜,當然返房.....助理神秘嘅黑bar包起左兩個扎實嘅肉球....黑bar一解！神秘亦除之解除！嘩！好大！嘩！好黑！粒lin同個
黑bar一樣咁黑....:L  好在,屬西瓜核,細細粒,如果吾係就殺風景....;P  
但佢反應吾錯,補返。

有時細佬都吾係好明,D助理都公然出街,D女又点呢？麻甩佬心理:助理吾係一定出
街,可以簡,所以好D...但諗清楚,佢地咁易出街,係咪又同D女女無分別呢？分別只
係差一套「含正（行政）套裝」..... :lol

完

多謝收睇

Wa, This is really great. Where was it, BTW?

[quote]原帖由 [i]文次郎[/i] 於 2007-1-23 09:21 AM 發表
爸打有外国客（外籍華人）到,但又未能及時返來招乎,咁就唯有叫細佬同CP特派
員大頭去幫拖.....

又係老巢,小弟同大頭先到。吾知点解,果日揾吾到女坐,吾係D女吾得,就係睇極都
好似吾o岩咁 ... [/quote]
咁始終都隔左一浸，唔會係又接唔係又接，有懷疑都唔能夠拒絕果隻;P;P;P

[color=Purple]好在,屬西瓜核,細細粒,如果吾係就殺風景....        f
但佢反應吾錯,補返[/color]

:applause::applause::applause:

[quote]原帖由 [i]john_1[/i] 於 2007-1-23 09:38 AM 發表
Wa, This is really great. Where was it, BTW? [/quote]
you probably havent read 文次郎's report before...

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你又忽然一K呀!! ;P;P.......你個助理身材同特點 (夠黑).....令我想起我以前試一個助理:$............不個佢退出江湖lor..........噢!36C呀......:'(:'(:'(

好正身歷聲o既報告！！！

好羨慕，又妒忌文師兄食咗咁多嘢！可惜我冇時間同師兄一齊去玩吓見識吓！

其實的助理都應該係由女女成長出來架;P:lol:P

[quote]你又忽然一K呀!! .......你個助理身材同特點 (夠黑).....令我想起我以前試一個助理............不個佢退出江湖lor..........噢!36C呀......[/quote]

報告,報告.....:boxing:

thanks for 忽然一k report again:applause::applause::applause:

好正既報告 :applause:

[quote]原帖由 [i]markLee[/i] 於 2007-1-23 10:37 AM 發表
你又忽然一K呀!! ;P;P.......你個助理身材同特點 (夠黑).....令我想起我以前試一個助理:$............不個佢退出江湖lor..........噢!36C呀......:'(:'(:'( [/quote]
36C black lin ga mei? :afraid:

[quote]原帖由 [i]kim macky[/i] 於 2007-1-23 02:49 PM 發表

36C black lin ga mei? :afraid: [/quote]

咁又唔係好黑!! 深色D啦!!:$
但身裁好正, 腰幼, 腿修長, Pat Pat:butwiggle::butwiggle:渾圓.:hamsup::hamsup::hamsup::$

[quote]原帖由 [i]文次郎[/i] 於 2007-1-23 01:12 PM 發表


報告,報告.....:boxing: [/quote]

:lookaround::lookaround:佢以前係會話架, 由小姐轉助理, 之後退出江湖........:quiet::quiet:

睇住咸文的功力一步一步咁提升。。。真係令人羨慕不已！

行政套裝，正呀！ :loveeyes::loveeyes::loveeyes:

very very clear and interesting report

speaking of 行政套裝, i've been to a sauna in sz recently, one of their dress is 行政套裝 with t-back :loveeyes:

文san,今次唔夠上次忽woo;P;P,我老友上次都食左個助理,大致同你情況一樣:lol:lol

some mm  is really charming but takes time to "kui".  You are lucky.

[quote]原帖由 [i]kim macky[/i] 於 2007-1-23 18:59 發表

[color=Blue]speaking of 行政套裝, i've been to a sauna in sz recently, one of their dress is 行政套裝 with t-back :loveeyes:[/color] [/quote]


邊間邊間。。。 :loveeyes::loveeyes::loveeyes:  唔該話俾我知丫！ :givemefive:

Those Assistants to me is just another 囡囡. The only different is she has a bigger choice to accept a client of herself. So, I would rather take a 囡囡 because there is always the mamasan tell her to do a good job to me.

Not a bad experience to eat an assistant!

Thank you for your sharing. But one of the MM told me the other time that the assistant is also part of of them, however, if they are not convenient that night, they will act as as assistant. However, this is only from one of the K I went. May not apply to others.

文兄 :verygood: 呀！助理都搞掂 :handshake！

有時見到一D助理真係幾得，令人食指大動，但一諗到浪費時間而未必有結果就 :L ...，都係咪啦 :nono:，叫D明賣嘅算啦 :P。

[quote]原帖由 [i]K場戴志偉[/i] 於 2007-1-24 04:09 AM 發表
文兄 :verygood: 呀！助理都搞掂 :handshake！

有時見到一D助理真係幾得，令人食指大動，但一諗到浪費時間而未必有結果就 :L ...，都係咪啦 :nono:，叫D明賣嘅算啦 :P。 [/quote]

咁迥未一齊去CA明賣明買啦,如果你有時間嘅
話.....:beer:

[quote]原帖由 [i]文次郎[/i] 於 2007-1-25 02:24 PM 發表


咁迥未一齊去CA明賣明買啦,如果你有時間嘅
話.....:beer: [/quote]
CP啦 :hamsup:, CA啲貨 :L ...

咁師兄佢收幾錢？同囡囡一樣？

do you need to pay more than usual?

拒收幾錢???~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~C Hing

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因該是公價。你以為是30年前東方大舞廳咩！

well done ...brother ...you must be very handsome !

好羨慕，又妒忌,or maybe your outlook is rather attractive.