dizzc 2007-8-16 10:45
[quote]原帖由 [i]大冒險家[/i] 於 2007-8-16 10:40 發表
油眼呀下次;P [/quote]
d鬚長得好快, 不過一切仲在掌握之中
dizzc 2007-8-16 10:52
[quote]原帖由 [i]mmr.ren[/i] 於 2007-8-16 10:44 發表
唯有叫下口號振一振精神啦:moon: [/quote]
最尾果條睇幾多次都咁好笑
johnkarry 2007-8-16 10:54
[quote]原帖由 [i]mmr.ren[/i] 於 2007-8-16 10:35 發表
希望唔會重遊 19000 都算好架喇 :dizzy: [/quote]
好難講, 到19800-20000應該停.
mmr.ren 2007-8-16 11:01
[quote]原帖由 [i]johnkarry[/i] 於 2007-8-16 02:54 發表
好難講, 到19800-20000應該停. [/quote]
睇外圍多 D
北面個泡大段脹大，又係另一個危機 :oh:
大冒險家 2007-8-16 11:14
今日果2姐弟閃晒....
大冒險家 2007-8-16 11:18
[quote]原帖由 [i]大冒險家[/i] 於 2007-8-16 10:07 發表
mmr.ren, 新topic --已婚男請進, 果件新member, 我懷疑係你個friend,...;P
[/quote]
[color=Blue][size=6]依！？...個新topic 突然消失左....有冇覺得好奇怪？:quiet::quiet:[/size][/color]
電腦奇俠 2007-8-16 11:19
[quote]原帖由 [i]大冒險家[/i] 於 2007-8-16 11:14 發表
今日果2姐弟閃晒.... [/quote]
忙吖嘛!! 好似你地咩!! 唔洗做咁!!:fire::fire::fire: 真係啋過kat 姐把口今week 冇左千幾點!! :dizzy::dizzy:
mmr.ren 2007-8-16 11:19
[quote]原帖由 [i]大冒險家[/i] 於 2007-8-16 03:18 發表
依！？...個新topic 突然消失左....有冇覺得好奇怪？:quiet::quiet: [/quote]
唔知呢。。。。。。。。。。。。可能見無人回?
dizzc 2007-8-16 11:20
[quote]原帖由 [i]大冒險家[/i] 於 2007-8-16 11:18 發表
依！？...個新topic 突然消失左....有冇覺得好奇怪？:quiet::quiet: [/quote]
版主做野籮, 果d舊會員黎攪事姐
johnkarry 2007-8-16 11:20
[quote]原帖由 [i]電腦奇俠[/i] 於 2007-8-16 11:19 發表
忙吖嘛!! 好似你地咩!! 唔洗做咁!!:fire::fire::fire: 真係啋過kat 姐把口今week 冇左千幾點!! :dizzy::dizzy: [/quote]
佢同我見解- 樣, 好合拍:lol:lol
電腦奇俠 2007-8-16 11:21
講個好笑do既, 開心吓!! fx2 尋晚o係'濕濕地'條thread, 笑撚死!!:lol:lol:lol
大冒險家 2007-8-16 11:21
[quote]原帖由 [i]電腦奇俠[/i] 於 2007-8-16 11:19 發表
忙吖嘛!! 好似你地咩!! 唔洗做咁!!:fire::fire::fire: 真係啋過kat 姐把口今week 冇左千幾點!! :dizzy::dizzy: [/quote]
電仔電仔,...有新發現
電腦奇俠 2007-8-16 11:21
[quote]原帖由 [i]johnkarry[/i] 於 2007-8-16 11:20 發表
佢同我見解- 樣, 好合拍:lol:lol [/quote]
釘橋, 釘橋!!:lol:lol
電腦奇俠 2007-8-16 11:24
[quote]原帖由 [i]電腦奇俠[/i] 於 2007-8-16 11:21 發表
講個好笑do既, 開心吓!! fx2 尋晚o係'濕濕地'條thread, 笑撚死!!:lol:lol:lol [/quote]
扑街!!! 冇o左!! :fire::fire:
mmr.ren 2007-8-16 11:27
[quote]原帖由 [i]電腦奇俠[/i] 於 2007-8-16 03:24 發表
扑街!!! 冇o左!! :fire::fire: [/quote]
係喎 :oh::reading::oh:
大冒險家 2007-8-16 11:28
[quote]原帖由 [i]電腦奇俠[/i] 於 2007-8-16 11:21 發表
講個好笑do既, 開心吓!! fx2 尋晚o係'濕濕地'條thread, 笑撚死!!:lol:lol:lol [/quote]
咩事....up 出來 happy 下
電腦奇俠 2007-8-16 11:28
[quote]原帖由 [i]mmr.ren[/i] 於 2007-8-16 11:27 發表
係喎 :oh::reading::oh: [/quote]
係唔係o個個 馬蹄爽 呀!! 尋晚睇完笑到我!!!!:lol:lol
dizzc 2007-8-16 11:34
[quote]原帖由 [i]電腦奇俠[/i] 於 2007-8-16 11:28 發表
係唔係o個個 馬蹄爽 呀!! 尋晚睇完笑到我!!!!:lol:lol [/quote]
紅豆爽, 綠豆爽, 馬蹄爽....舊會員攪事, 一早俾人鏟左啦
電腦奇俠 2007-8-16 11:34
[quote]原帖由 [i]大冒險家[/i] 於 2007-8-16 11:28 發表
咩事....up 出來 happy 下 [/quote]
好!! 等我諗吓!! 首先....有戈叫馬蹄爽o既人話:" 死嘞, 濕濕地!"
跟住好似有個叫'綠豆爽" o既 (懷疑同一人, exactly 係𠻹.) 回答: "我都係."
馬蹄: "我好種意賭, 越賭就越濕"
.....................
緊住有條 7 6, 叫 fx2 o既.....就話..........
電腦奇俠 2007-8-16 11:35
[quote]原帖由 [i]電腦奇俠[/i] 於 2007-8-16 11:34 發表
好!! 等我諗吓!! 首先....有戈叫馬蹄爽o既人話:" 死嘞, 濕濕地!"
跟住好似有個叫'綠豆爽" o既 (懷疑同一人, exactly 係𠻹.) 回答: "我都係."
馬蹄: "我好種意賭, 越 ... [/quote]
咦! 有人睇過woh!! :lol:lol 睇怕fx2 都唔會再蒲頭囉!! :lol:lol
電腦奇俠 2007-8-16 11:38
FX2 said:" Hi!! Do u have a big boobs, or have a long sexy legs!!!?? I must be good to you!!:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol"
跟住呀馬蹄post o左張 豬兜相 上嚟!!................
大冒險家 2007-8-16 11:41
Aug. 16 (Bloomberg) -- Dear investor, we'd like to take this
opportunity to update you on the recent performance of our hedge
fund, Short-Term Capital Mismanagement LLP.
As you know, market selection for the entire fund is guided
by a proprietary investing tool we like to call ``a dartboard.''
Once the asset classes are decided, individual security
selections are generated by digitizing our unique hexagonal
cuboid models.
Unfortunately, it transpires that our hexagonal cuboids are
not as unique as we thought. Hundreds of other hedge funds
possess identical dice. The technical term for this is a
``crowded trade.'' You may also see it referred to as ``climbing
on a bandwagon already headed for the wall.''
As our alpha generation collapses, our beta has turned
negative, our delta hedging has gone toxic and, trust me, you do
not want to hear about our gamma. We can't even find our epsilons
in the dark with both hands.
You will appreciate that accurate pricing is essential for
evaluating our investment strategies. This has proven to be
extremely challenging in recent days. Previously, we have relied
on Bob, the sales guy at Hokey-Cokey Bank. Bob assured us the
securities were still worth 100 percent of face value, so
everything was cool. Bob sold the collateralized debt obligations
to us in the first place, so he knows what he's talking about.
Bob, however, appears to have had a nervous breakdown,
judging by the maniacal laughter that greeted our requests for
price verification this week. Our efforts to implement an in-
house CDO valuation framework, using a technique the ancients
knew as ``making things up,'' proved unsatisfactory.
Where's the Bid?
Currently, all of the portfolios we manage are undergoing a
rigorous screening known as ``crossing our fingers and praying
that we don't have to try and find a bid in the market.'' This is
supplemented by a cross-market statistical analysis originally
developed by the U.S. military called ``don't ask, don't tell.''
This ``unmarking-to-unmarket'' procedure has been the benchmark
for the hedge-fund industry for the past, ooh, 72 hours.
We have, of course, been in touch with the rating companies
to update our default-probability scenarios, particularly on the
AAA rated investments we own. They recommended a forecasting
method using stochastics to regress the drift-to-downgrade
timescales for the past 100 years and throw them forward for the
next five minutes. The technical term for this is ``induction,''
though those of you of a less quantitative bent may know it as
``guessing.''
AAA or Toast?
We are pleased to report that, contrary to what current
market prices might suggest, all of our top-rated securities
remain absolutely AAA. Provided, that is, the future performance
of the underlying collateral is identical to its history.
Otherwise, the rating companies say our investments are likely to
be reclassified as ``toast.''
We have also been checking our back-up credit lines with our
friends in the investment-banking world. As soon as they return
our calls, we'll be able to update you on our emergency liquidity
position. We are sure they are fine.
Some of you have written to us asking for your money back,
citing clauses in the fund documentation called redemption
rights. Frankly, we never expected you to actually read that
prospectus, which came prepackaged when we bought the Microsoft
Hedge-Fund Guy software. We certainly have no idea what all those
long words mean.
We have filed your letters in a special drawer in the filing
cabinet marked ``trash'' for now. Do you have any idea how much
trouble you all would be in if we actually sold this stuff in the
market today? At these crazy prices? Fuhgeddaboudit. You'll thank
us later.
Not a Rescue
Speaking of crazy prices, we know you'll be thrilled to
learn that we've invited a bunch of our rich pals into the fund
to participate in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. But this
is not a rescue. Do not even think the word rescue. This is an
opportunity. Not a rescue. An opportunity.
In fact, we think this is such a fantastic opportunity,
we've agreed to forgo our usual management fee, and we'll only
take half our usual slice of the profits. Provided there are any
profits to slice. You, of course, are absolutely invited to
participate in this offer by sending us yet more of your money on
exactly the same revised terms as our rich pals.
Finally, a word for all of you who have been kind enough to
inquire about my personal financial situation. I am relieved to
report that my directors and officers insurance is fully paid up.
Furthermore, my Bentley Continental was paid out of the 2 percent
fee we levied when you wrote your first check to us, so I will
still be able to trundle into the parking lot each morning in an
open-necked shirt to ignore your telephone calls and e-mails.
Yours,
Hedge-Fund Guy.
(Mark Gilbert is a Bloomberg News columnist. The opinions
expressed are his own. Click on {LETT <GO>} to comment on this
column and write a letter to the editor.)
mmr.ren 2007-8-16 11:45
He missed his middle name on his signature -- Pok
電腦奇俠 2007-8-16 11:47
[quote]原帖由 [i]大冒險家[/i] 於 2007-8-16 11:41 發表
Aug. 16 (Bloomberg) -- Dear investor, we'd like to take this
opportunity to update you on the recent performance of our hedge
fund, Short-Term Capital Mismanagement LLP.
As you know, market ... [/quote]
Just read it, thks alot and when reading the words "cross the fingers, keep praying, don't ask and don't tell sort of words like, and read it all, think.....it must be what Kathy said last week: "it must be fucked up!":L:L
kathywonder 2007-8-16 11:53
[quote]原帖由 [i]電腦奇俠[/i] 於 2007-8-16 11:47 發表
Just read it, thks alot and when reading the words "cross the fingers, keep praying, don't ask and don't tell sort of words like, and read it all, think.....it must be what Kathy sai ... [/quote]
Be careful ur words!! U're in work, not for fun. No matter what, fellas, be careful!!
K.
大冒險家 2007-8-16 12:06
[quote]原帖由 [i]電腦奇俠[/i] 於 2007-8-16 11:47 發表
Just read it, thks alot and when reading the words "cross the fingers, keep praying, don't ask and don't tell sort of words like, and read it all, think.....it must be what Kathy sai ... [/quote]
U read my GS report yesterday ?
大冒險家 2007-8-16 12:06
HSIF drop 920 pts !!!
mmr.ren 2007-8-16 12:08
[quote]原帖由 [i]大冒險家[/i] 於 2007-8-16 04:06 發表
HSIF drop 920 pts !!! [/quote]
bargain everywhere, but no guts to buy :dizzy:
大冒險家 2007-8-16 12:13
Yen 115.9 ....
mmr.ren 2007-8-16 12:14
[quote]原帖由 [i]大冒險家[/i] 於 2007-8-16 04:13 發表
Yen 115.9 .... [/quote]
die hard :oh::oh::oh:
洗定個屎忽坐貨 :butwiggle::butwiggle:
舞神 2007-8-16 12:14
[quote]原帖由 [i]大冒險家[/i] 於 2007-8-16 12:06 發表
HSIF drop 920 pts !!! [/quote]
準備入貨 ?
大冒險家 2007-8-16 12:15
今日出野....實大大力插到盡......
要軟番6個月先識硬.....
電腦奇俠 2007-8-16 12:20
[quote]原帖由 [i]大冒險家[/i] 於 2007-8-16 12:15 發表
今日出野....實大大力插到盡......
要軟番6個月先識硬..... [/quote]
Fluffy 6 mths, damn it, I'll be a dead man in 6mths has no sex!!:lol:lol
mmr.ren 2007-8-16 12:20
[quote]原帖由 [i]大冒險家[/i] 於 2007-8-16 04:15 發表
今日出野....實大大力插到盡......
要軟番6個月先識硬..... [/quote]
yes, even if it break 20,000, I won't have enough guts to buy:reading::reading:
電腦奇俠 2007-8-16 12:21
[quote]原帖由 [i]mmr.ren[/i] 於 2007-8-16 12:14 發表
die hard :oh::oh::oh:
洗定個屎忽坐貨 :butwiggle::butwiggle: [/quote]
大鑊, 啱啱痾完屎未"敏"屎𠻹!!:lol:lol:butwiggle::butwiggle:
dizzc 2007-8-16 12:22
By Patrick Rial and Chen Shiyin
Aug. 16 (Bloomberg) -- Asian stocks tumbled, extending a global rout with its biggest drop in three years, after Australia's Rams Home Loans Group Ltd. said it was unable to refinance $5 billion of debt as a credit crunch deepens.
South Korea's Kospi index plunged 6.5 percent, heading for its largest loss since June 2002. Mizuho Financial Group Inc., Japan's second-biggest bank which has lost a quarter of its value in the past three weeks, led a slide in financial stocks.
Toyota Motor Corp. and Samsung Electronics Co. fell after reports showed U.S. home sales dropped to a four-year low and prices declined in a third of the nation's cities. BHP Billiton Ltd., the world's biggest mining company, slumped as concerns about slower global growth dragged commodities prices lower.
``Blood is hitting the streets, everyone seems to be panicking, and there's reason to panic,'' said Patrick Chang, who helps manage $4.5 billion at CIMB-Principal Asset Management Bhd.
in Kuala Lumpur. ``There's been so much blow-up, we don't know when it's going to end. Liquidity is drying up.''
The Morgan Stanley Capital International Asia-Pacific Index lost 4 percent to 139.71 as of 12:56 p.m. in Tokyo, set for its biggest decline since May 2004 and wiping out gains for the year.
About 20 stocks retreated for each that gained today as benchmarks slid across the region.
Japan's Nikkei 225 Stock Average dropped 3.5 percent to 15,900.49, poised for its lowest close since November. Sony Corp.
led Japanese exporters lower after the yen strengthened to the highest against the dollar since March. South Korea's Kospi plunged the most in five years following a one-day holiday yesterday when the MSCI Asia index lost 2.5 percent.
Risk Averse
The Standard & Poor's 500 futures were 0.5 percent lower today. U.S. stocks fell yesterday on speculation Countrywide Financial Corp., the nation's biggest mortgage lender, may be forced into bankruptcy. The S&P 500 Index erased its gains for the year, dropping 1.4 percent.
Mizuho, Japan's second-biggest bank, slumped 5.9 percent to 637,000 yen. Woori Finance Holdings Co., South Korea's third- biggest financial services company by market value, dropped 4.6 percent to 21,000 won. National Australia Bank Ltd., the country's No. 1 lender, fell 2.8 percent to A$37.30.
Rams Home Loans Group said it was unable to refinance A$6.17 billion ($5 billion) of short-term U.S. loans because of a ``lack of market liquidity'' caused by a global credit rout. It plunged
42 percent to 79 Australian cents, 68 percent lower than the price at its initial share offering last month.
The MSCI Asia-Pacific Financial Index dropped 3.6 percent today, taking its one-month loss to 15 percent, the worst performance among the broader measure's 10 industry groups.
Overreaction?
Countrywide may go bankrupt if creditors force the company to sell assets at depressed prices or investors lose confidence in its ability to raise cash, Merrill Lynch & Co. said. KKR Financial Holdings LLC, a unit of Henry Kravis's buyout firm Kohlberg Kravis Roberts & Co., said it may lose up to $290 million from a drop in the value of mortgage-backed bonds it owns.
``Panic has been triggered by concern that the upward trend of the past three to four years has been broken,'' said Park Seh Ick, who helps manage $1.3 billion at Hanwha Investment Trust Management Co. in Seoul. ``People are overreacting.''
Stocks also dropped on signs investors are fleeing equities for less risky assets. Two-year Treasury yields held near the lowest in 22 months as a global stocks slide fed demand for the relative safety of government debt.
Fund managers are the most risk averse in a year, with 38 percent saying their willingness to take on investment risk is ``lower than normal'' because of the subprime crisis, a Merrill Lynch & Co. survey showed.
Toyota, James Hardie
Toyota, the world's No. 1 automaker by value, slumped 4.1 percent to 6,570 yen. James Hardie Industries NV, the biggest supplier of home siding in the U.S., lost 4.8 percent to A$7.30 in Australia. Samsung Electronics, which gets more than 80 percent of its revenue overseas, fell 4.7 percent to 583,000 won.
The National Association of Home Builders/Wells Fargo index of builder confidence slid to 22 from 24 in July, its sixth month of decline, the U.S. group said. A reading below 50 means most respondents view conditions as poor. A National Association of Realtors report said the median price for a single-family home fell in 50 of the 149 metropolitan areas it studied.
Yen, Metals
Sony, the maker of the Vaio computer and PlayStation game console, lost 3.6 percent to 5,320 yen. Honda Motor Co., Japan's second-biggest automaker, slid 4.9 percent to 3,730 yen.
The yen strengthened to as high as 116.25 to the dollar today, the highest since March 19. A stronger yen decreases the value of Japanese exporters' dollar-denominated sales when converted into local currency.
BHP declined 3.7 percent to A$31.97. Sumitomo Metal Mining Co., Japan's No. 1 nickel producer, lost 4.7percent to 2,250 yen.
Zinifex Ltd., dropped 4.2 percent to A$14.48 in Australia.
A measure of six metals traded on the London Metal Exchange fell 1.5 percent yesterday to the lowest since March 9. Copper declined 1.4 percent, nickel fell 2.9 percent, and zinc lost 2 percent.
So-called cyclical stocks, whose profit growth is leveraged on an expanding global economy, were among the hardest hit.
Hyundai Heavy Industries Co., the world's biggest shipbuilder, plunged 7.8 percent to 294,000. Nippon Steel Corp., the world's No. 2 steelmaker by output, slid 5.5 percent to 779.
--With reporting by Kazue Somiya in Tokyo. Editor: M. Scott
(jha/agi)
睇完就食飯算lu
電腦奇俠 2007-8-16 12:24
今日........kat姐一定好趕咁返工, 因為.....................佢兩隻ear ring 都唔同o既!!?? :lol:lol:blowme::blowme:
mmr.ren 2007-8-16 12:29
[quote]原帖由 [i]電腦奇俠[/i] 於 2007-8-16 04:21 發表
大鑊, 啱啱痾完屎未"敏"屎𠻹!!:lol:lol:butwiggle::butwiggle: [/quote]
我諗泥僅幾個月都無乜野好做，痾屎都係一個 good choice!
大冒險家 2007-8-16 12:29
[quote]原帖由 [i]電腦奇俠[/i] 於 2007-8-16 12:24 發表
今日........kat姐一定好趕咁返工, 因為.....................佢兩隻ear ring 都唔同o既!!?? :lol:lol:blowme::blowme: [/quote]
[color=Blue][size=6]潮囉 !![/size][/color]
mmr.ren 2007-8-16 12:33
[quote]原帖由 [i]大冒險家[/i] 於 2007-8-16 04:29 發表
潮囉 !! [/quote]
你個囉字指燒燶果種定係感歎詞呢:wondering:
kathywonder 2007-8-16 12:38
鬼咩!! 仔仔今朝"懶床", 佢要返swimming class, 諗住可以車埋佢出去, 跟住發左小小脾氣, 唉........煩..........
mmr.ren 2007-8-16 12:41
[quote]原帖由 [i]kathywonder[/i] 於 2007-8-16 04:38 發表
鬼咩!! 仔仔今朝"懶床", 佢要返swimming class, 諗住可以車埋佢出去, 跟住發左小小脾氣, 唉........煩.......... [/quote]
我以為突然又一場大戰 ;P
johnkarry 2007-8-16 12:58
[quote]原帖由 [i]kathywonder[/i] 於 2007-8-16 12:38 發表
鬼咩!! 仔仔今朝"懶床", 佢要返swimming class, 諗住可以車埋佢出去, 跟住發左小小脾氣, 唉........煩.......... [/quote]
唔可以俾佢隨便發脾氣, 唔係妳有牌煩.
kathywonder 2007-8-16 13:10
[quote]原帖由 [i]mmr.ren[/i] 於 2007-8-16 12:41 發表
我以為突然又一場大戰 ;P [/quote]
作死, 我同羊咩都要返工㗎, :saujai::saujai: 係都放假先喇!!:P
mmr.ren 2007-8-16 14:05
[quote]原帖由 [i]kathywonder[/i] 於 2007-8-16 05:10 發表
作死, 我同羊咩都要返工㗎, :saujai::saujai: 係都放假先喇!!:P [/quote]
有時忍唔倒嘛，興起出唔倒街都唔係好出奇唧:loveeyes:
新八神庵 2007-8-16 14:10
[quote]原帖由 [i]mmr.ren[/i] 於 2007-8-16 14:05 發表
有時忍唔倒嘛，興起出唔倒街都唔係好出奇唧:loveeyes: [/quote]
[IMG]http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa5/marcoli530/1b93.jpg[/IMG]
電腦奇俠 2007-8-16 15:06
多嘢做到死!! 呢排冇運行頂嘞!! 相對嚟講, kat姐o係度o既office, 真係冇咁多麻煩嘢!! 太好喇!!:lol:lol
mmr.ren 2007-8-16 15:08
跌近 900 點................ 呢個浪唔穿二萬都幾難
電腦奇俠 2007-8-16 15:08
Oh!! 843 點嘞!! 收市會點, 仍然係一個.................... [size=6] [color=Red] 謎[/color][/size] !!
mmr.ren 2007-8-16 15:10
[quote]原帖由 [i]電腦奇俠[/i] 於 2007-8-16 07:08 發表
Oh!! 843 點嘞!! 收市會點, 仍然係一個.................... 謎 !! [/quote]
已經 907~~~~! :dizzy: