THE NINE MOST IMPORTANT MEN IN A WOMEN'S LIFE:
    1.  THE DOCTOR: because he says "Take your clothes off"
    2.  THE DENTIST: because he says "Open wide"
    3.  THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says: "Do you want it teased or blown"
    4.  THE MILKMAN: because he says: "Do you want it in the front or the back"
    5.  THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says: "Once it's in,you'll love it"
    6.  THE SHARE BROKER: because he says: "It will rise gradually
        and maintain it's peak for a long-long-long time"
    7.  THE BANKER: because he says: "If you take it out too soon,
        you'll lose interest"
    8.  THE HUNTER: because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and
        always eats what he shoots
    9.  THE TELSTRA GUY: because he says "Would you like it on the table or
        against the wall?"

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