精盟兄弟再度闖古城，一地兩檢四囡五響炮 （上集）

橋、已經搭好，套、已經預備，精、已經儲滿，如是者，西一定不能不小！

風和日麗之日，正是兄弟出征之時！精盟兩條契弟又再踏上出精之途

從羅湖搭大巴，五十分鐘就到達目的地──古城。兩條契弟先到強記食碗麵、飲杯茶，補充水份及蛋白質，以備招呼囡囡之用。

儲備完畢就先攻第一城──聾賭匯。一入城先接受體能測試，徒步走上兩層樓梯。測試完畢，豆腐佬條契弟已經就黎死得，但都成功入城！好，立即睇吓啲原住民什麼質素。心儀囡囡返夜班，就求其叫城主搵兩件入黎。五分鐘後原住民到，雖無笑容，但質素仍可，就馬上要求一人一房嚴加查問。豆腐佬入房後個原住民開始變面，又逗一個性格內向的豆腐佬說話，見豆腐佬熱又會建議脫下外衣。豆腐佬其實並不是一個隨便的人，但見真係熱到扑街，便即管脫下外衣，但為保貞操，亦堅持保留襯衣，以免寶貴的兩點露於人前。唉，話雖如此，但最終都．．．！

頭鐘過程廢事講，都係一般腳底按摩的過程。二鐘開始．．．，嘩！你做咩呀？你做咩遞高我對腳呀？你做咩遞高不特止、仲要分開放响你大脾呀？你做咩坐咁埋呀？你做咩伸手入我件衫呀？你做咩伸手入我件衫不特止、仲要攪粒奶頭呀？你做咩隻手愈摸愈落呀？你做咩．．．呵．．．攪我．．．呵．．．細佬．．．呵．．．呀？

小喇叭，你微絲細眼唔答我就得呀！我一於以其人之道、還以其人之身！你摸我邊度，我就摸番你邊度！你格我，你縮！好，以退為進，摸摸吓咪最多都係隔住件衫照抄！抄抄吓就出事喇，條女可能格到冇咩力，成個人扒喺豆腐身上抖氣。嘩，做咩呀？你扒喺度抖氣就好啦，仲要用把口照顧埋我奶頭？唔好入得門口就要上埋大床至得呀！我小吖，你做初一，我做十五！你擺我對腳上你大脾？等我又擺番你對腳上我大脾至得！你摸我細佬，又唔比我摸你細妹，好．．．我叫我細佬幫手！一於捉你細妹比我細佬摸至得！哈哈，細佬，有得摸就摸多啲喇！囡囡嘅反應話比我聽，佢已經撻著咗啦！豆腐佬調皮地問吓囡囡諗緊咩，小吖，識得含羞答答咁話冇呀！個感覺好撚似細個嗰陣同條女响公園度抄嘢咁！

如是者，你摸吓我，我摸吓你，都分唔清邊個係做按摩，邊個係客！其實當時豆腐佬刑具已備，故此曾經閃過一個念頭，盤問之後，罪成的話就立即就地正法！但始終囡囡是正經原住民，兼要留精待正餐之用，姑且放生原住民。

[ 本帖最後由 def_lo 於 2008-10-15 22:28 編輯 ]

精盟兄弟再度闖古城，一地兩檢四囡五響炮 （下集）

上回講到，豆腐佬响聾賭匯棍磨洗爪妹妹之後，細佬慶烚烚，好想搵人小番兩三鑊，立即匯合蜘蛛條粉腸，再佈置下一步攻城行動。離開三樓到地下大堂匯合蜘蛛，但見條粉腸死狗咁款，細問之下原來條洗爪妹服務完全唔得，好言安慰，下一城堡必有佳品，法蘭西南岸，我地黎喇，囡囡們，蜘蛛條氣谷住，你地今次扑街喇！

打的十五蚊到達下一城池，可能我地兩條契弟殺氣大、鳩氣重，城主馬上開城棄械投降！在城主引領之下到一樓欣賞由原住民安排的歌舞表現，一入場立即感覺到一般波氣撲面而來。極目一望，果然係波光西影，透視中隱見波巒起伏，金色的、紫色的、紅色的，簡直係眼花繚亂，目不暇給！當中一位原住民立即吸引豆腐佬的注意，連聲向蜘蛛耳語一番，紫色第一個掂呀！今次蜘蛛條友醒咗好多，冇再擒擒清搶人入房，反而睇晒原住民嘅歌舞之後才絲絲然出手。原本紫色第一個都係細佬杯茶，但見條友之前敗興而回，讓佢選先，咁佢一選就選咗我杯茶，咁細佬唯有選過杯囉。細佬最後選咗個金色的，都幾卡娃兒的原住民一起入房詳細研究歌舞。

選完研習歌舞的原住民後，城主引領參觀房間，但兩條友都冇睇其他房，就選唔使錢嗰隻。其實唔可以話係孤寒，但都未知對手質素如何，搵間咁豪嘅房托咩！唉，但事後就．．．，早知如此何必當初呢！

入房後都係一啲基本嘢，沖完涼咪蒸吓囉，估唔到條女沖完一齊入黎蒸！咁條女咪坐响隔離一齊蒸，蒸蒸吓佢又望吓我，望吓我又怕怕醜醜咁擰開塊面。如是者望吓兼擰吓幾次之後，豆腐佬就諗妳望咩嘢吖，擰離擰去咁辛苦，等我哄埋啲就吓妳啦。就在我哄埋啲嘅時候，鬼整佢吖，唔知點解個咀會掂到佢塊面？又鬼整佢唔知點解佢會擰個咀過黎？喂，妳做咩野錫我呀？喂，仲伸埋條脷過黎！喂，你有冇擦牙呀？喂，抖唔到氣喇！喂，停一停先啦！

正當兩條脷攪吓攪吓之際，豆腐佬隻手唔撚聽洗，走去攪人細妹！喂，咪攪啦，攪到人流口水喇！又正當兩條脷攪吓攪吓之際、豆腐佬隻手攪吓攪吓人地細妹之時，佢細佬竟然怕醜想搵窿捐！咁個山窿咁濕滑，梗係著番件雨褸穩陣啲啦。咁咪話比原住民知我去攞雨褸囉，可能我啲東瓜刨得唔好，佢以為我話唔著雨褸，跟手就話“要穿雨褸啊！” 好似好單純噃！帶完雨褸嘅過程都係嗰啲上上下下、左左右右、前前後後咁啦！

好，第一部份歌舞完畢，呼訓低休息吓，兼享受吓原住民嘅服務。服務無什驚喜，就咁又到咗第二部份嘅歌舞。穿好雨褸就衝呀，囡囡先响上邊跳，豆腐佬接力在上，又有脷疊脷，上上下下、左左右右、前前後後咁，最後要出埋第二支炮仗，原住民先至鳴金收兵！

總括黎講，雖然原住民身裁唔算特出，樣貌只屬中上而已，但好有女朋友感覺！話時話，下次好大機會再搵佢。到時搵間有按摩浴池及露台嗰隻豪華房，兩條蟲响浴池攪住，咩服務都唔做，陰啲陰啲，脷疊吓脷咁，享受一吓寧靜的個半小時．．．正！

[ 本帖最後由 def_lo 於 2008-10-15 22:31 編輯 ]

豆腐佬，為什麼要分開盤問？一起查問。好快就可以石落水出的了！

7-siu, just as I mentioned in the report, I'm timid and need more privacy to do the further  interrogation!!   

[ 本帖最後由 def_lo 於 2008-10-15 22:36 編輯 ]

Oh ! games theory !!!!

Bingo, bro 7-siu, you read my mind.  At last, I won!!

What a pity that you guys cannot come to the party on Saturday.

Well, if our tigers are not so fierce, then ..................... !!

You have to be a tame little lamb in front of her, but a dormant lion behind !

Honestly speaking, I prefer to be a animal tamer or even a hunter!!

But the reality is you can never be her tamer. You have to accept this fact. So, think alternatively.

haha, def def... I am relieved that you are happy since I introduced this place to you both..  

For the deluxe room, there is no balcony and you would not want to get out to the balcony naked and to be seen by a Ah-simp next building!

For the pool, ya, watersports is welcome.  There is an overhead shower that you could ML under the shower! It will be quite romantic and erotic!  

Remember to try out the happy chair there..  It may you even happier.. haha

That's why I'm really a tame little lamb, but I'm still learning how to be a dominant lion behind!  Perhaps your guidance can help, especially on how to keep 4 at the same time!

Let's talk over during the happy hours in Central, Wanchai, or T.S.T.

Only TWO of you go thetre...............? The party was a bit too small, I think!

Then let's have another party... but froggie you can't join nei...

No, we didn't have our party there.  Just one on one!!

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原帖由 def_lo 於 2008-10-16 09:20 發表
No, we didn't have our party there.  Just one on one!!

The venue of the French City is the most ideal for holding MP parties. Definitely this time you have not fully utilized this advantage.

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原帖由 井底蛙 於 2008-10-16 09:59 發表
The venue of the French City is the most ideal for holding MP parties. Definitely this time you have not fully utilized this advantage.

Well, time is still not a constraint for me now.  I shall wait and see!

果真抵死國癮。。。
近期又想去玩SN了。。因為的K女真太差。。。

近排都真係有啲唔錯嘅供應, 有買就襯手! 不過你好似要出trip噃??!!

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原帖由 def_lo 於 2008-10-16 11:35 發表
近排都真係有啲唔錯嘅供應, 有買就襯手! 不過你好似要出trip噃??!!

我禮拜一才出發。。CHARITY K 後可以去補飛。。

Ooops, 咁咪兩日四響、甚至五六響炮!! 向海哥致敬!!!

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原帖由 def_lo 於 2008-10-16 11:48 發表
Ooops, 咁咪兩日四響、甚至五六響炮!! 向海哥致敬!!!

無啦。。只是心癮大。。有局就去。。實際無o麥做野的。。

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