前傳：當日征剿古都時，已來不及收Haidada兄的短訊，只按前人遺志佚事，定下先攻天地無X SN，後陷金像獎K場的初步戰略。

人道長安花似錦，我到長安不遇春

看過眾多愛國者天花亂墜的CA報告，最後某國內朋友一句：「聽說東莞為世界性都，皆因長安而得名。」

聽罷火上添油，慾火一發不可收，請了半天假，直奔古都面“性”。

金魚缸、無上秀，網上看了不少報導與圖片，到達天地無X時，臨場興奮心情還是按捺不下，在營業經理引進時，不其然加速腳程。

「先生請在房內稍事休息。」姓楊的女經理禮貌地說。

「不是能自己去挑的嗎？」我著急了。「不是有無上秀什麼的嗎？…不是有…」

「最近暫停了，」楊經理機械地回答，我想太多人問過這問題：「這期間風聲緊，太高調很危險。」

「Bloody hell…..」心暗忖，冒名遠道而來，為的就這種”超市揀罐頭”的快感，如今還不是一、二、三、四輪的傳統選秀，掃興！

囡，質素非常油麻地，甚至大角咀，揀到第六轉終有個可食用重慶妹，皮膚光瞄一眼也覺白嫩，眼波一掃就滑下她那白皙小腿。

心情沉到谷底後微微反彈，只求完事寄望下場，我強調只管吹，其他服務可免，她就埋首努力吹。真的很努力，努力到小弟弟被吹到起晒泡，就埋位開工吧！

1 Q埋單，例行工事，如果這地方在深圳CBD，地利之宜，應該會再光顧，可惜這裡是交通不便的長安。



金像獎 - 只可遠觀而不可褻玩焉

搭準七時，已到金像獎門外。

「無訂檯，一位。」心怦怦跳的初戀感覺又來了! 金魚缸、脫衣舞、花街等淫亂影像已填了滿腦，今晚誓要做金像獎最佳男主角！

室內裝潢果然不錯，點了枝Black label，準備好以“綠茶威”灌囡部署。

「金魚缸在哪？」我問身旁經理。

「這裡沒這些。」

「不是吧！」「那是不是玩很很瘋…會跳脫衣舞之類？」看到這經理正經八百的，我有點犯彆扭。

「不好意思，我們這裡比較含蓄。」

「含…！！？」「算了，帶囡吧！」我殘念。

第一輪足等了十分鐘。

「不好意思，女孩剛上班。」肥媽咪陪笑。

「剛上班，還是剛起床？」下一轉！

又是十分鐘，同樣是一批疑似“洗碗阿姐充小姐”。

「不要那麼挑嘛！」肥媽咪又陪笑。

「我今晚已有心理準備把標準降到男人都能接受了！」

到第七、八輪，眼球已適應較低的美醜分際，共挑了三條囡陪飲。

歡場三寶搓拳唱K玩骰盅就不細表，二粒鐘飲盡黑牌改紅酒，四粒鐘開始吹啤酒，十一點，眾人皆醒我獨醉。

「跟我走吧！」困獸四句鐘，豬扒都變香口，跟其中一女說。

「對不起，我不方便。」

「o下！金魚？！」「那你呢？」我轉向次選。

「我不出街的。」

他奶奶的！這三囡在別的場早被我“彈”到九霄雲外，如今豬扒竟扮“叉燒”！簡直係虎落平陽！

埋單唔到2K，不過囡個個自稱「三百那種」。

算！教訓一場，下次做足工課再敢涉足新地盤。

thx for report

你到左兩個唔同地方都唔好玩。。。確係幾唔老黎。。。。
不過你去果間金像獎。。都有Ｃ兄提過。。新開無乜制度。。。。

希望你下次玩開心Ｄ。。。補番數。。。

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原帖由 Mr.big 於 2008-11-24 18:46 發表
前傳：當日征剿古都時，已來不及收Haidada兄的短訊，只按前人遺志佚事，定下先攻天地無X SN，後陷金像獎K場的初步戰略。

人道長安花似錦，我到長安不遇春

看過眾多愛國者天花亂墜的CA報告，最後某國內朋友一 ...

這個就是我為什麼出了這個 post  -- > http://forum.timway.com/f/thread-225354-1-1.html
我都唔知兄弟玩野老作, 定我無嫖運
我總碰不上以前的質量囡囡, 我都唔要求3~4年前索到爆的情況
1~2年前都有好多四川、湖南女, 唔少都好靚
現在就算我去三沙一水, 都好少找到索囡

所以我不停介紹瀋陽同丹東
D囡真係索到癡線

[ 本帖最後由 hongkonger 於 2008-11-24 19:25 編輯 ]

引用:

原帖由 Mr.big 於 2008-11-24 18:46 發表
前傳：當日征剿古都時，已來不及收Haidada兄的短訊，只按前人遺志佚事，定下先攻天地無X SN，後陷金像獎K場的初步戰略。

人道長安花似錦，我到長安不遇春

看過眾多愛國者天花亂墜的CA報告，最後某國內朋友一 ...

Sorry to hear your unhappy experience.  Sometimes, luck is important. However, preparation is important as well.  

At CA, there is only 1 place (I couldnot recall the name though) for fish bowl.  In most snas, manager just brings in girls, 4-6/rounds, and as many ronuds as you have finished seeing all of them..  For real fish bowl expreience, better go to Shanghai.

At TDWX, I did not know what time you went but from what I observed last week (9pm), the quality was quite good, i shortlisted 2 after seeing 40-50 girls and the girl I chose was very good, 1 of the top 3 I tried this year.   May be I have a low expectations and like pork chops.


金像獎 is not the place for wild K. Besidse, the quality, I could say, is so-so.  As Hongkonger gor and other big brothers have mentioned, did not expect much from this place during this opening period but if you are lucky, you could still find some good food (HKer had got his girl that excited him enough to do 4Q).  

Regarind M, it was their mistakes not to say it in advance.  When we screened the girls, we asked the managers and the girls and confirm they were ok or not.  Sometimes, we would still go ahead choosing those who are not convenient to live up the atmosphere but it is customer rights to know if the girls are convenient or not.

MR BIG 今次真係不肯, 不過你有冇留意最近 7SIU CA地膽都轉了去CP玩了, 睇完你個REPORT 可能要CA都要停一停.

[ 本帖最後由 BB鬥士 於 2008-11-25 12:37 編輯 ]

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原帖由 Mr.big 於 2008-11-24 18:46 發表
前傳：當日征剿古都時，已來不及收Haidada兄的短訊，只按前人遺志佚事，定下先攻天地無X SN，後陷金像獎K場的初步戰略。
人道長安花似錦，我到長安不遇春
看過眾多愛國者天花亂墜的CA報告，最後某國內朋友一 ...

Mr. Big 独闯古都斷羽而归。。真是遗憾。。
金像奖小弟已报道多次。。初成立乱糟糟。。无制度无培训。。师兄无先问明价目个个都充是三百。。仲无个出台。。

聽聞CA打緊風, 一砌低調 !!

Understood there is currently an anti-vice campaign going on hence all nocturnal establishments have turned low key ....

我有同感, 因睇完�灡v兄文章, 我同個老友去了古都, 試了太平洋桑拿, 只是一般,晚上坐的士, 叫的士佬介紹, 去了一間好像叫金至尊的, 女女很一般, 但有一點比常平(激)的, 於十時至十時三十分, 坐�^女全部變台式花酒, 到走時問媽咪有無房, 她說上邊有, 後來才知有一地方叫(上邊)!

This is a typical no preparation trip. If you sms Hoidada, you should pm him a few days in advance. He is recently too busy to check Xocat.

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原帖由 Mr.big 於 2008-11-24 18:46 發表
前傳：當日征剿古都時，已來不及收Haidada兄的短訊，只按前人遺志佚事，定下先攻天地無X SN，後陷金像獎K場的初步戰略。

人道長安花似錦，我到長安不遇春

看過眾多愛國者天花亂墜的CA報告，最後某國內朋友一 ...

聽有消息報導，　ＣＡ＂天ＸＸ限＂桑拿上星期五晚被ＫＯ掃場，拉了幾十人，有技師也有客人

师兄无先问明价目个个都充是三百。。仲无个出台。。

Hai Gor, are you saying that many/most of them are goldfish? That's strange. Last time, all girls we selected were OK (to go out) wor.

However, one of our brother had very bad experience in terms of $.. The girl (2-6-8) cheated him that the 2 is payable even though he went for the 6 (he did not keep her ON and let her go before midnight, quite early0.  Total pay is 8.  That's unheard in our limited history of experiences.  My friend was foolish/kind enough to pay her (he knows the rule even though he does not come out often).

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原帖由 denny2000 於 2008-11-26 09:16 發表
师兄无先问明价目个个都充是三百。。仲无个出台。。
Hai Gor, are you saying that many/most of them are goldfish? That's strange. Last time, all girls we selec ...

I meant to ask for their cost first before sitting down, 2,6,8 or 3, 7, 10..this is to avoid misunderstanding or cheating...
And this is this place so 乱糟糟， because it is new and no system and MMs taking advantages...they see you drunk and just say they are 300...or they really are..hard to tell if not asked earlier..
As I know most MMs are okay to go unless they have relatives...we ask also in the first place if they are ready to go...before they sit down..or even before they come into the room..we tell Mami bring only convenient MMs in..

I think it is better to clarify everything before the MM sits down. Just ask the Mami or the manager or even the MM..are you 2,6, 8. are your convenient。。

[ 本帖最後由 Haidada 於 2008-11-26 12:25 編輯 ]

CA 都有地方叫下邊啦

yes, 去所有地方玩都要習慣先問問條女出唔出街, 以免最后中空寶就冇引啦.

When we first went there, quite many girls are not going out, however, after we complained to the Manager, Mr. Tao, he then make sure only available girls come into our room.

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原帖由 7-siu 於 2008-11-26 18:40 發表
When we first went there, quite many girls are not going out, however, after we complained to the Manager, Mr. Tao, he then make sure only available girls come into our room.

Oh I see.  Is it the reason why not many girls came to our room while we saw hundreds of girls inside the nui nui rest room?  The papa has to go inside and grab one by one.  quite slow..

I was indeed not in the mood for going out with those porkchops, it just happened to ask them out after several drinks.

Some girls will tell you whether she's available in advance to avoid argument later.

I think the case in Oscar is due to the poor business of the place and the chaotic management.

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原帖由 Mr.big 於 2008-11-26 19:36 發表
I was indeed not in the mood for going out with those porkchops, it just happened to ask them out after several drinks.

Some girls will tell you whether she's available in advance to avoid argument ...

你地的智慧太高, 所以用太復雜的想法去理解
我話比你地知, 理由其實好簡單
佢地根本唔係做生意

公平點講
個場囡囡好唔穩定, 並偏向質素差一點的方向
個場管理層無行政能力同管治能力

好啦, 應該請我地入去管
7siu做顧問及照肺健康組組長
Mr. Big 做突擊屌查組組長
wongycjames 同 getalife 負責寫 "thx for report"
denny2000做市場調查經理
BB鬥士資料收集員
chanph 同 wood177做探子
Kenmars做桑拿部總管
strange做訊息發報中心組長
茶博士做酒水部質管
雙飛做多維性技術作戰部總參謀
大海負責教金槍不倒術
par3做調情大使
最後找我做小姐入職試考試官 (試鐘男)


一口氣講好多人個名,
講下笑之嘛, 你地唔鐘意都唔好

[ 本帖最後由 hongkonger 於 2008-11-27 00:14 編輯 ]

"茶博士做酒水部質管" He must be the best one to do this job because he would not "steal drink"!

But why you are the "試鐘男"? This job need to be 投標的.

[ 本帖最後由 7-siu 於 2008-11-27 00:22 編輯 ]

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原帖由 7-siu 於 2008-11-27 00:20 發表
"茶博士做酒水部質管" He must be the best one to do this job because he would not "steal drink"!

But why you are the "試鐘男"? This job need to be 投標的.

喂喂, 試鐘好辛苦o家, 又要識玩桑拿ISO
一個例子, 囡囡唔識做毒龍鑽, 你就要身先士卒, 你做唔做到先?
如果玩空中飛人, 你實責死人啦

I didn't say that I want to do this job. But this is a "oil, water post", so need to be rewarded, not to you but you pay the price to buy this post. Ha Ha.