Portsmouth defender Glen Johnson
has been fined by police for trying to steal a toilet seat and
bath taps from a store, according to media reports on Friday.
    Johnson, on loan from Chelsea, tried to smuggle the bathroom
accessories out of a B & Q home improvement store with the help
of Millwall striker Ben May on Wednesday, British media said.
    A police spokesman said: "Kent Police arrested two
22-year-old men on Wednesday on suspicion of theft in Dartford.
Both men have been issued with 80 pound ($157.9) fixed penalty
notices".
    Johnson, who has played five times for England, was
Chelsea's first signing following the club's takeover by Russian
billionaire Roman Abramovich in July, 2003. He arrived from West
Ham United for six million pounds.

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下？偷廁所？佢傷到壞腦？

【明報專訊】樸茨茅夫的車路士借將格連莊臣曾經打牆發泄撞爆手腕，怪行連連的他最近更因高買被捕！周薪高達46萬港元的格連莊臣偷取的可不是金器飾物等貴價珍寶，而是家家必備的廁所板和水龍頭！格連莊臣為何要偷大大塊的廁所板？相信只有他才知道，只知道他行動時被發現，並報警查辦，格連莊臣起初不僅拒絕承認球員身分，還堅拒向店員道歉。幸好店主最後只要求格連莊臣照價賠償，才不致於前途盡毀！

路透倫敦電 --- 英國媒體周五報導稱，樸茨茅夫後衛格倫莊臣因試圖從一家商店中偷走馬桶座圈和淋浴龍頭，遭警方罰款處理。

英國媒體報導稱，格連莊臣周三在米禾爾前鋒賓美的掩護下，試圖從一家特力屋，B&Q家居用店中偷出上述衛浴用品。

警方發言人表示：「肯特郡警局周三在達特福德(Dartford)地區逮捕兩名涉嫌盜竊的22歲男子。兩人分別被處以80英鎊定額罰款。」

格連莊臣是從車路士租借至樸茨茅夫。他是俄羅斯億萬富豪阿布拉莫維奇2003年7月入主車路士後買進的第一位球員，當時是以600萬英鎊身價從韋斯咸加盟藍軍。他迄今代表英格蘭隊出賽過五場。