Geograghy of Men and Women
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, halfdiscovered,
half wild, naturally beautiful withfertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, welldeveloped
and open to trade especially for someonewith cash.
Between 31 and 40 she is like India, very hot,relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.
Between 41 and 50 a woman is like France. Gentlyaging but
still a warm and a desirable place tovisit.
Between 51 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia, lost thewar
- haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstructionis now necessary.
Between 61 and 70, she is like Russia, very wideand borders
are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keepspeople away.
Between 71 and 75, a woman is like Mongolia, with aglorious and
all conquering past but alas, nofuture.
After 75, they become Afghanistan. Most everyoneknows where it is,
but no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by adick - tator.
