紐約公幹

若幹年前,一位老兄到紐約公幹。工作之餘,也打算休息休息,看看風景名勝。為此他查了大量的資料,做了充分的準備。眾多名勝之一,就有自由女神像(Statue of Liberty)。為了確保能夠到達仰慕已久的地方,他甚至把負責自由女神像參觀的聯系電
話都找到 - 666-2613。

於是,他就打輛出租出發了。下面是他和出租司機的對話。

Driver: " Where do you want to go., sir? "

Mr. D: " FREE Woman, Do you know where I can find Free Woman? "

Driver: " What? :-O Hey man, here is America, nothing is free !!! "

Mr. D: " Oh, how comes. I read it from yellow page. See, here is the phone
number, sex-sex-sex-two-sex-one-free."