Slogans for all
Lessons in Logic
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| If your father is a poor man,
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| it is your fate but,
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| if your father-in-law is a poor man,
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| it's your stupidity.
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| I was born intelligent -
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| education ruined me.
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| Practice makes perfect.....
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| But nobody's perfect......
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| so why practice?
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| If it's true that we are here to help others,
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| then what exactly are the others here for?
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| Since ! light travels faster than sound,
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| people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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| How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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| Money is not everything.
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| There's Mastercard & Visa.
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| One should love animals.
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| They are so tasty.
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| Behind every successful man, there is a woman
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| And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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| Every man should marry.
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| After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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| The wise never marry.
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| and when they marry they become otherwise.
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| Success is a relative term.
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| It brings so many relatives.
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| Never put off the work till tomorrow
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| what you can put off today.
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| "Your future depends on your dreams"
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| So go to sleep
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| There should be a better way to start a day
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| Than waking up every morning
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| "Hard work never killed anybody"
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| But why take the risk
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| "Work fascinates me"
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| I can look at it for hours
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| God made relatives;
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| Thank God we can choose our friends.
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| The more you learn, the more you know,
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| The more you know, the more you forget
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| The more you forget, the less you know
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| So.. why learn.
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| A bus station is where a bus stops.
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| A train station is where a train stops.
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| On my desk, I have a work station....
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| what more can I say........
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