Guide to the scene in Sydney

Guide to the scene in Sydney

SYDNEY REPORT by Girlworship

I just spent a couple of days in Sydney, and since I hadn’t had any opportunity for good whoring in a while I was looking forward to sampling the city’s pleasures. I’m sorry to report it was mostly a disappointment. Sydney is expensive, and unless you’re willing to shell out major bucks for the really high-end brothels, the girls on offer are - at least in my limited experience - nothing to enthuse over.

King’s Cross is the major red light district, with the usual scary streetwalkers who look like they’d suck your blood given half the chance. There are also various brothels and adult shops scattered around here. In this area, the brothels are obvious, which is not the case elsewhere. For example, in the Surry Hills area the brothels tastefully blend in with neighborhood houses. This means that you have to know where to find them before you venture out. Look in the Yellow Pages under Escorts (or the local newspapers), and write down the address of any place that interests you.

I tried three places, two in Surry Hills and one in King’s Cross. Thai City (43 Albion Street, around three blocks from the intersection with Elizabeth Street) was a sorry little place which claimed on the phone to have six girls working, but when I arrived only two were paraded before me, and neither were anything to write home about. I asked if more girls would be on later and the madam said “Maybe” (i.e. No). The only advantage to this place is that it’s cheap by Sydney standards: A$100 for half an hour (10% surcharge for credit cards). I declined, and moved up the street to Tiffany’s at 99 Albion. This is a larger place, and there were six or seven girls available, all Australian with one American girl thrown in. But they ranged from mediocre to absolute dogs; the only girl who might have rated a 7 or 8 had that contemptuous “leave-me-alone” look that’s just SO appealing in a prostitute (not).

So, I headed up to King’s Cross and wandered past the three or four brothels on Kellett Street. I eventually went into The Palace (16 Kellett), where there were three girls on offer. None of them were anything special, but all were friendly. I finally picked an Aussie blonde named Kitty who was very likeable. Moderately tall, nice body, I’d guess around 30 years old. A$160 for half an hour (10% credit card surcharge; receipt reads “Bak Door Lounge”), and they threw in a free beer which was a nice touch. Kitty offered additional services: A$20 for kissing, A$50 to go down on her. I opted for the regular service, which included oral sex (she sucked enthusiastically although not at all creatively) and a fuck. It was relaxed and pleasant, and after having her in various positions I took her from on top and came in her cunt.

I did not try the high-end places in Sydney (the Penthouse at 250 Pitt Street is reputedly one of the best, but I wasn’t about to shell out the A$260-300 to find out). All in all, I wasn’t impressed, though perhaps further sampling would yield better results. Given the choice, I’d jump on a plane to Auckland, where the prices are much more reasonable and the girls are a lot prettier.


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