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原帖由 Tarocake 於 2012-10-20 17:28 發表

香港秋高氣爽，老大可有遠足嗜好？

冇, 我怕上得山多終遇虎喔!

芋兄你又如何? 往那裡行多?

老兄乃商賈大亨, 肚滿腸肥, 想必會以行山作消脂矣, isn’t it?

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原帖由 1149 於 2012-10-20 14:59 發表
大同中學司令台有三支棋桿,
中間國棋,右面黨棋,左面校棋,
蕉兄還記得校棋嗎,
紅白藍三條線,中間有個地球
不過,後期就只升國棋了事.

49兄，校棋即是我們校服上那個校徽，還有點印象。

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原帖由 1149 於 2012-10-20 16:07 發表
三支棋桿不是插在地,而是附著司令台的後牆壁,
看起來並不穩固,曾問過林師傅(體育老師),
原來,英國政府禁止插其他國棋在地,所以只能附在牆壁上,
香島中學也有升五星棋,不知是否也一樣.

49兄說得對，三支棋桿不是插在地,而是附著司令台的後牆壁，林師傅是個不可多得的好老師，上他的堂如果不聽話就大鑊，全班會被他罰企，企足兩堂，他會全程陪足我們，還講解為何要罰我們和做一個好學生應有的行為，我班就有一個同學，中一至中三都不愛讀書，中四才開始發奮，最後考上台南的成功大學，現更為某區的區議員。

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原帖由 mtpen 於 2012-10-21 07:40 發表


My dearest Lord Taroland, have you ever seen this?

“We learn from MT Pen that we learn nothing from MT Pen, as to where the hairs are to be picked.” - George Bernard Shaw Jr.
  

勁呀，以筆老大喻history,以history耍芋頭。小弟投降。

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原帖由 mtpen 於 2012-10-21 08:54 發表



哦, 芋兄嫌李剛唔係nationwide驚唔夠照啫, 得, 咁你就話: 「我爸爸是李鵬!」。

那些年呢個名好work㗎, 莫講話用砵砵車隊瓜人呢亭沙石啦, 用坦克研到人變屎餅都冇有怕喔!  

筆主任，呢個掂，常平火車站就係佢題字，國內少見。

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原帖由 mtpen 於 2012-10-21 10:43 發表


冇, 我怕上得山多終遇虎喔!

芋兄你又如何? 往那裡行多?

老兄乃商賈大亨, 肚滿腸肥, 想必會以行山作消脂矣, isn’t it?  

老大，間中啦，standardroute: 川龍早茶集合，跨大霧山到錦田，往老友的有機農莊搜掠時令蔬果，間中要幫忙施肥。

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原帖由 蕉園仔 於 2012-10-21 16:06 發表

49兄說得對，三支棋桿不是插在地,而是附著司令台的後牆壁，林師傅是個不可多得的好老師，上他的堂如果不聽話就大鑊，全班會被他罰企，企足兩堂，他會全程陪足我們，還講解為何要罰我們和做一個好學生應有的行為，我 ...

蕉學長，令師令人尊敬，春風化雨，作育英才，讚 ! 請問今年會否續辦懇親大會?

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原帖由 蕉園仔 於 2012-10-21 16:06 發表

49兄說得對，三支棋桿不是插在地,而是附著司令台的後牆壁，林師傅是個不可多得的好老師，上他的堂如果不聽話就大鑊，全班會被他罰企 ...

早前我跟蕉兄講阿樑是我親戚, 只是哎吔/霧水而已。

話說1950年代初, 韓戰爆發, 花旗蝦我哋偉大社會主義祖國, 對華實施全面禁運, 做開Import & Export Business嘅老豆由天堂跌落地獄。

寫字樓原設於中環舊華人行, 並可置有多部電話之生意, 卒之執笠收場, 闔家富貴之餘, 我哋此後亦要經歷廿年漫長惡夢。

因我外婆及阿姨在大南街之深水埗一帶居住, 介紹我哋租住大坑東徙置區七層大厦C座約兩年。後因冇錢交租, 被趕入深山阿樑之環山路11A两層高石屋二樓其中一個約40呎房六人共住。大佬因親戚介紹在中環一夜總會找到份Boy做, 獨自另行租住灣仔一碌架床位以方便返工。

呢間石屋屋主其實係阿樑之外公嘅。我哋入住時阿樑一家五口尚未搬來。而我哋尊稱阿樑外公為公公, 跟阿樑一様咁叫法。皆由於公公跟我老豆咁啱乃南海佛山人士, 故相當投契, 而公公更收我老豆為契仔。

當年公公大概60歲, 而我老豆約40歲。公公有一大仔, 阿樑媽媽乃二女。我老豆細過阿樑媽媽呂師奶。既然大家一家人, 我尊稱阿樑媽媽為二姑媽, 所以阿樑係我表弟也。

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原帖由 Tarocake 於 2012-10-21 17:57 發表

勁呀，以筆老大喻history,以history耍芋頭。小弟投降。

My dearest Lord Taroland, if you find that George Bernard Shaw Jr.’s saying is a bit clumsy, let’s see what his grand grand son George Bernard Shaw The Second has written.

“We learn from hair picking that we used to learn nothing from the hairs thus picked telling us about the “Country of Origin” of which, particularly, if quite a coincidence that the hairs “generated” from different parts of our body look identical in appearance.” - George Bernard Shaw II.

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原帖由 mtpen 於 2012-10-21 18:17 發表


早前我跟蕉兄講阿樑是我親戚, 只是哎吔/霧水而已。

話說1950年代初, 韓戰爆發, 花旗蝦我哋偉大社會主義祖國, 對華實施全面禁運, 做開Import & Export Business嘅老豆由天堂跌落地獄。: ...

筆大督爺，原來閣下藉貫南海，我presume令尊當年操廣府話或南海方言，請問筆伯母是否操瓊海地區方言，例如海南，陽江，湛江等地。我冒昧請教,主要是我見老大一些口語化的文字表述，間中有點傣語糸的negative
positive, 例如你會用冇有得咁做而非唔可以咁做。中國雲南，瓊海及湛江較多用這語法。這些linguistic 野我都係一知半解，純粹多事

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原帖由 mtpen 於 2012-10-21 18:38 發表


My dearest Lord Taroland, if you find that George Bernard Shaw Jr.’s saying is a bit clumsy, let’s see what his grand grand son George Bernard Shaw The Second has written.

“We learn from ...

Thank you My Lord, crystal clear now.

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原帖由 蕉園仔 於 2012-10-21 16:06 發表

49兄說得對，三支棋桿不是插在地,而是附著司令台的後牆壁，林師傅是個不可多得的好老師，上他的堂如果不聽話就大鑊，全班會被他罰企，企足兩堂，他會全程陪足我們，還講解為何要罰我們和做一個好學生應有的行為，我 ...

請教蕉兄: 國旗與黨旗,如何區分?

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原帖由 Tarocake 於 2012-10-21 21:25 發表

筆大督爺，原來閣下藉貫南海，我presume令尊當年操廣府話或南海方言，請問筆伯母是否操瓊海地區方言，例如海南，陽江，湛江等地。我冒昧請教,主要是我見老大一些口語化的文字表述，間中有點傣語糸的negative  ...

芋兄果然觀察力高強!

南海佛山未具汚染之少量original土語我稍後再講。

老媽子是番禺人, 但我家那些年在粵、港、澳、湛及至安南一帶經商, 一如老兄現今咁要四圍咁走, 正一居無定所一族。

但她常在我們面前學湛江及安南一帶啲法國鬼、黑鬼講啲funny中文語法, 例如…冇有做得乜、冇有做得物之類。

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原帖由 Tarocake 於 2012-10-21 21:27 發表

Thank you My Lord, crystal clear now.

My dearest Lord Taroland, it seems to me that you love hair picking very much, isn’t it?

Let me tell you a relevant story below for your reference.

Many years ago when I was in England, while I was sitting in my car outside a Chinese Takeaway Shop waiting for my ordered Special Fried Rice, I heard a little boy singing this song when he was passing by:  

Ching Chong Chinawoman went to pick the hair;
Ching Chong Chinawoman didn’t know where.
Ching Chong Chinawoman pulled the wrong thing;
Ching Chong Chinawoman got covered in (***).

***My Lord Taroland, please would you fill in the appropriate word or whatever you like for me here, thanks!

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原帖由 Tarocake 於 2012-10-21 17:58 發表

筆主任，呢個掂，常平火車站就係佢題字，國內少見。

芋兄咁做就啱嘞, 响得強國行, 定要眼望四週、耳聽八方, 永遠跟着政策走喔!

所以務要多加留意此類寒暑表, 一般都會跟貼反影中央當日天氣的。

李生呢個提字尚健在, 即係叫香港班反中亂港逆賊慳啲啦, 暫時重未落實到平反老四喔!

以我大督筆觀察所得, 香港班亂黨根本就唔想見到平反, 因為好似家陣咁咪幾好, 可長食老本, 若然真個平反咗, 咪冇藉口搞事?到時咪盞又要諗過第二個新橋? 政治真嗱喳!   

都係好似London啲Musical咁, 長演長有, 所謂留得舞台在, 那怕冇戲做?

聽講強國對釣魚台嘅策略如出一徹, 從來冇計劃跟倭寇了斷, 反而好似家陣咁久唔久又可翻炒做齣大戲俾國內糞青義和團作交差呢!

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原帖由 mtpen 於 2012-10-21 22:12 發表


芋兄果然觀察力高強!

南海佛山未具汚染之少量original土語我稍後再講。

老媽子是番禺人, 但我家那些年在粵、港、澳、湛及至安南一帶經商, 一如老兄現今咁要四圍咁走, 正一居無 ...

嘩，老大家族原來是另一粵、港、澳、湛周生生同業，失敬。筆太子爺閣下令我想起梁家輝早年一套電影叫"情人"。閣下可像片中男主角般風流 ?

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原帖由 mtpen 於 2012-10-21 22:20 發表


My dearest Lord Taroland, it seems to me that you love hair picking very much, isn’t it?

Let me tell you a relevant story below for your reference.

Many years ago when I was in Eng ...

My Lord, will it be "Shit" or otherwise, any hints please , I don't think it is a folk song

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原帖由 Tarocake 於 2012-10-21 22:41 發表

嘩，老大家族原來是另一粵、港、澳、湛周生生同業，失敬。筆太子爺閣下令我想起梁家輝早年一套電影叫"情人"。閣下可像片中男主角般風流 ?  

嬰兒太子爺就做過一两年吧, 之後被打為一貧如洗落難失業漢個仔。

都係我腳頭唔好, 陀衰家!

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原帖由 Tarocake 於 2012-10-21 22:55 發表

My Lord, will it be "Shit" or otherwise, any hints please , I don't think it is a folk song

I’m afraid that you’ve gone too far, my Lord Taroland!

Being a well-educated person, I’d prefer not to use any strong language/word as such.

To make the song sound more harmony, and match up with the last word of the previous sentence as well, I’d prefer to use the simple word “Ink”, yes, “Ink”, that’s it!

The good side of using this word is that it won’t downgrade my civilized status yet still getting the meaning behind it, good, isn’t it?

Oh, my Lord, I haven’t finished my story that I told you last night. Let me go on the rest of it for you here.

Couple of minutes later, a young lad passed by singing this song:

Ching Chong Chinagirl went to pick the hair;
Ching Chong Chinagirl didn’t know where.
Ching Chong Chinagirl wrongly held pen firm;
Ching Chong Chinagirl got covered in sp**m.

國棋是青天白日滿地紅,
黨棋只有青天白日.

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原帖由 mtpen 於 2012-10-22 09:32 發表


I’m afraid that you’ve gone too far, my Lord Taroland!

Being a well-educated person, I’d prefer not to use any strong language/word as such.

To make the song sound more harmo ...

My Dearest Lord of Wushireshire, you are just tricky and naughty. I went the wrong way as I thought the woman tried to pick the hair from the horse's tail. She was then given a blast of shit.  Oh ! shame on me as " dirty mouth speaks dirt ".

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原帖由 mtpen 於 2012-10-22 07:44 發表


嬰兒太子爺就做過一两年吧, 之後被打為一貧如洗落難失業漢個仔。

都係我腳頭唔好, 陀衰家!  

老大，好彩係咁至谷起你的鬥志，如果你仲係筆二世袓，咁仲大鑊

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原帖由 Tarocake 於 2012-10-22 17:57 發表


Oh ! shame on me as " dirty mouth speaks dirt "....

I’m terribly sorry, it’s all my fault mate! You don’t have to blame yourself!

Anyway, if you want a shit, I’m going to give you one.   

But before that I need to answer the question you posted last night in that you asked me whether the song I posted is a folk song.

Yes, it is! Or you may call it Rhyme if you like.

In fact, it’s an old racist song, but used to be sung by those naughty little English boys with low social status.

They won’t sing it openly now, otherwise they’d be prosecuted for criminal offence.

The original of which is written like this:

Ching Chong Chinaman went to milk a cow;
Ching Chong Chinaman didn’t know how.
Ching Chong Chinaman pulled the wrong tit;
Ching Chong Chinaman got covered in shit.

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原帖由 Tarocake 於 2012-10-22 17:59 發表

老大，好彩係咁至谷起你的鬥志，如果你仲係筆二世袓，咁仲大鑊

感謝芋兄鼓勵我, 之不過如果做二世祖會大鑊, 我還是想做二世祖, 起碼冇使捱得咁惨喔!


至於鬥志呢味嘢,不鬥也罷,嘆吓冇壞啫?!

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原帖由 mtpen 於 2012-10-22 21:45 發表


I’m terribly sorry, it’s all my fault mate! You don’t have to blame yourself!

Anyway, if you want a shit, I’m going to give you one.   

But before that I need to answer the que ...

My Lord, Thanks a lot. Absolutely amusing !