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­ì©«¥Ñ mtpen ©ó 2012-12-12 10:46 µoªí



Ho..ho..ho, it's just because you're my Big Brother and you'd read my mind, that's it!

And, as your name implies, you're a DIRTYoldman!

Gentlemen, can I consider this as "Two of a kind " ?

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­ì©«¥Ñ Tarocake ©ó 2012-12-12 17:31 µoªí

Gentlemen, can I consider this as "Two of a kind " ?

Sorry mate, we forgot to count you in.


As you're a Dirty Young Man as well, we cordially invite you to join this Dirty Nasty Club as a corporate founder member thus making it "Three of a kind", okay?

Welcome on board our Lord Taroland!

We're just going to send out our invitation to see if Big Brother Fong would like to join us as well!


It seems that he's no worse than us in terms of dirty and nasty and deserves to be a founder member!

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­ì©«¥Ñ Tarocake ©ó 2012-12-11 23:41 µoªí


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­ì©«¥Ñ mtpen ©ó 2012-12-11 15:48 µoªí


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May I ask you a question in literature: What's the difference between De La Ma and De La Sing?

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­ì©«¥Ñ mtpen ©ó 2012-12-12 18:16 µoªí



Sorry mate, we forgot to count you in.


As you're a Dirty Young Man as well, we cordially invite you to join this Dirty Nasty Club as a corporate founder member thus making it "Three of ...

Welcome aboard, the more the merrier!

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­ì©«¥Ñ dirtyoldman ©ó 2012-12-12 19:00 µoªí

May I ask you a question in literature: What's the difference between De La Ma and De La Sing?

My dear Big Brother Oldman, the answer to your question is simple and straightforward.


De La Ma is specifically reserved for the Chinaman as they used to mentioned their mum from time to time in all occasions, whereas De La Sing should only be used in India largely due to the fact that people used to be named as Sing this and Sing that over there!


You may call it geographical difference in this instance, or cultural difference if you like.


Are you happy with the answer above?

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­ì©«¥Ñ dirtyoldman ©ó 2012-12-12 19:02 µoªí

Welcome aboard, the more the merrier!

Damn right, my dearest Big Brother Oldman, the more the merrier!


As a result, I think we'd be more flexible when going to absorb new blood and extend our member recruitment in such a way that ladies would also be considered.


Your approval is sought, please!

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­ì©«¥Ñ Tarocake ©ó 2012-12-12 17:30 µoªí

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­ì©«¥Ñ rfong50/50 ©ó 2012-12-12 18:33 µoªí


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­ì©«¥Ñ mtpen ©ó 2012-12-12 18:16 µoªí



Sorry mate, we forgot to count you in.


As you're a Dirty Young Man as well, we cordially invite you to join this Dirty Nasty Club as a corporate founder member thus making it "Three of ...

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­ì©«¥Ñ mtpen ©ó 2012-12-12 18:16 µoªí



Sorry mate, we forgot to count you in.


As you're a Dirty Young Man as well, we cordially invite you to join this Dirty Nasty Club as a corporate founder member thus making it "Three of ...

Respected Founding Chairman of Dirty Nasty Club,
I am most honoured to accept your invitation for joining the esteemed Dirty Nasty Club and would appreciate if you could keep me posted of my obligations as well as all tangible and intangibles benefits  I am entitled. You may agree with me that playing nasty and dirty games can be costly and risky. It is of paramount importance that we need some nasty yet smart elites to help ensure the Club is always financially sound. I therefore take the liberty to nominate Brothers Fong and Chungyong to assume the roles of Co-Treasurer.
Your approval is sought please.     

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­ì©«¥Ñ mtpen ©ó 2012-12-12 20:14 µoªí



My dear Big Brother Oldman, the answer to your question is simple and straightforward.


De La Ma is specifically reserved for the Chinaman as they used to mentioned their mum from t ...

My dear founding Chairman, I am afraid many of our old folks/neighbours across THT R/E ,Àô¤s¸ô¡A©À·s§ø may disagree with you as both "greetings " were  commonly used in the said areas during then. In fact, La Sing is being used by both genders while La Ma is seldom used by ladies to whom they are neither technically feasible nor morally desirable. May I have your comments please.

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­ì©«¥Ñ Tarocake ©ó 2012-12-13 01:44 µoªí

My dear founding Chairman, I am afraid many of our old folks/neighbours across THT R/E ,Àô¤s¸ô¡A©À·s§ø may disagree with you as both "greetings " were  commonly used in the said areas during then. ...

Brilliant mate, I think it¡¦s a perfect answer already that we¡¦d look no further.

In fact, it¡¦d only be given by those professionals in bad languages like you, our honourable Senior Founder Member of the Dirty Nasty Club.

And I¡¦ve confidence that our Big Brother Oldman would be happy with it no doubt.

By the way, while our Big Sister Prettysin is there around the corner, why don¡¦t we invite her to join us as the first Lady Club Member, eh?

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­ì©«¥Ñ mtpen ©ó 2012-12-12 20:14 µoªí



My dear Big Brother Oldman, the answer to your question is simple and straightforward.


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­ì©«¥Ñ Tarocake ©ó 2012-12-13 01:44 µoªí


My dear founding Chairman, I am afraid many of our old folks/neighbours across THT R/E ,Àô¤s¸ô¡A©À·s§ø may disagree with you as both "greetings " were  commonly used in the said areas during then. ...

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­ì©«¥Ñ mtpen ©ó 2012-12-12 20:32 µoªí

Damn right, my dearest Big Brother Oldman, the more the merrier!


As a result, I think we'd be more flexible when going to absorb new blood and extend our member recruitment in such  ...

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­ì©«¥Ñ mtpen ©ó 2012-12-12 20:14 µoªí



De La Sing should only be used in India largely due to the fact that people used to be named as Sing this and Sing that over there!

Don't get caught in the trap, our honorable Chairman Pen, otherwise you will be found guilty of using racially aggravated language to insult the people of one of our country's important strategic partner in the world. Obviously, the scurrilous word De La Sing have nothing to do with the most common surname Singh in India.

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Don't get caught in the trap, our honorable Chairman Pen, otherwise you will be found guilty of using racially aggravated language to insult the people of one of our country's important strategic  ...

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­ì©«¥Ñ dirtyoldman ©ó 2012-12-13 10:28 µoªí

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­ì©«¥Ñ rfong50/50 ©ó 2012-12-13 13:05 µoªí

Don't get caught in the trap, our honorable Chairman Pen, otherwise you will be found guilty of using racially aggravated language to insult the people of one of our country's important strategic  ...

Sorry mate, I¡¦ve got the wrong ¡§Sing¡¨ in this instance.

I always thought that it¡¦s the Indian ¡§Singh¡¨ actually because I¡¦ve also got loads of Indian friends named ¡§Singh¡¨, like Duoba Singh, Lajar Singh...etc.

I blame our Big Brother Oldman, who purposely misled me and didn¡¦t correct me in time letting me falling into the trap of being alleged as a racist. It¡¦s all his fault!