標題: THE NINE MOST IMPORTANT MEN IN A WOMEN'S LIFE [打印本頁] 作者: datamining 時間: 2007-6-1 10:23 標題: THE NINE MOST IMPORTANT MEN IN A WOMEN'S LIFE
THE NINE MOST IMPORTANT MEN IN A WOMEN'S LIFE:
1. THE DOCTOR: because he says "Take your clothes off"
2. THE DENTIST: because he says "Open wide"
3. THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says: "Do you want it teased or blown"
4. THE MILKMAN: because he says: "Do you want it in the front or the back"
5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says: "Once it's in,you'll love it"
6. THE SHARE BROKER: because he says: "It will rise gradually
and maintain it's peak for a long-long-long time"
7. THE BANKER: because he says: "If you take it out too soon,
you'll lose interest"
8. THE HUNTER: because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and
always eats what he shoots
9. THE TELSTRA GUY: because he says "Would you like it on the table or
against the wall?" 作者: china-007 時間: 2007-6-3 11:30
