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標題: 前台小姐用英语逼死美国人的绝妙对白 [打印本頁]

作者: wahaoops    時間: 2008-1-16 22:10     標題: 前台小姐用英语逼死美国人的绝妙对白

刚才来了个美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:

前台小姐:“hello.”

美国人:“hi.”

前台小姐:“you have what thing?”

美国人:“can you speak english?”

前台小姐:“if inot speak english,i am speaking what?”

美国人:“can anybody else speak english?”

前台小姐:“you yourself look .all people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go!”

美国人:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”

前台小姐:“shout what shout,quiet alittle,you one arth have what thing?”

美国人:“i want to speak to your head.”

前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come!”

美国人吐血。。。
作者: xinheman    時間: 2008-1-16 23:18

thanks for sharing
作者: nine    時間: 2008-1-16 23:21

so funny
thanks for sharing
作者: 姑蘇慕容    時間: 2008-1-17 17:35

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