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作者: bluedance 時間: 2008-3-1 15:38 標題: Marketing or Joke?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.  You approach her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
>That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.  One of your friends approaches her, points at you says, "He's fantastic in bed."
>That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.  You approach her and get her telephone number.  The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
>That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.  You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink.  You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
>That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see gorgeous girl.  She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
>That's Brand Recognition.

[ 本帖最後由 bluedance 於 2008-3-1 15:46 編輯 ]

作者: peninsula 時間: 2008-3-1 23:09

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原帖由 bluedance 於 2008-3-1 15:38 發表
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and say, "I'm fantastic .

Cute!

作者: mzmzmzmz999 時間: 2008-3-5 16:18

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Originally posted by bluedance at 2008-3-1 15:38
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
>That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. ...

Such a practical example!
Easy to explain + remember!

作者: bluedance 時間: 2008-3-5 23:18

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原帖由 mzmzmzmz999 於 2008-3-5 16:18 發表
Such a practical example!
Easy to explain + remember!

Yup~ always chuckle over this exposition!

作者: 不平凡人 時間: 2008-3-5 23:20

係一個joke黎...

作者: bluedance 時間: 2008-3-5 23:47

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原帖由 不平凡人 於 2008-3-5 23:20 發表
係一個joke黎...

係呀﹗確實係個joke黎咖﹗

不過同時都係marketing嘅解說喎﹗

作者: samble 時間: 2008-3-6 18:15

That's a good one! And the funny thing is its so true as well =)

作者: 不平凡人 時間: 2008-3-7 10:59

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原帖由 bluedance 於 2008-3-5 15:47 發表

係呀﹗確實係個joke黎咖﹗
不過同時都係marketing嘅解說喎﹗

所以我冇移去笑話版囉..

就算移左去..都唔會好多人睇得明...

作者: bluedance 時間: 2008-3-7 17:56

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原帖由 不平凡人 於 2008-3-7 10:59 發表

所以我冇移去笑話版囉..
就算移左去..都唔會好多人睇得明...

如果之前的"joke"可以找到該廣告短片同時貼上就唔使比你"郁"，可惜找不到，唯有難逃劫數﹗

作者: 不平凡人 時間: 2008-3-7 22:13

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原帖由 bluedance 於 2008-3-7 09:56 發表

如果之前的"joke"可以找到該廣告短片同時貼上就唔使比你"郁"，可惜找不到，唯有難逃劫數﹗

鬼叫你搵唔到咩~~~~

作者: bluedance 時間: 2008-3-7 23:27

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原帖由 不平凡人 於 2008-3-7 22:13 發表

鬼叫你搵唔到咩~~~~

鬼叫你係版主咩~~~~(無得抗議)

作者: bluedance 時間: 2008-3-7 23:30

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原帖由 samble 於 2008-3-6 18:15 發表
That's a good one! And the funny thing is its so true as well =)

Yes, funny but so true. Nice to sharing this with your guys!

作者: 不平凡人 時間: 2008-3-8 00:15

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原帖由 bluedance 於 2008-3-7 15:27 發表

鬼叫你係版主咩~~~~(無得抗議)

你鍾意..可以比你做....
e度做版主都冇咩..又唔多人post野...唉...........
仲要日日上黎將d廣告掉走......幾煩....

作者: bluedance 時間: 2008-3-8 00:45

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原帖由 不平凡人 於 2008-3-8 00:15 發表

你鍾意..可以比你做....
e度做版主都冇咩..又唔多人post野...唉...........
仲要日日上黎將d廣告掉走......幾煩....

唔喇﹗多謝哂﹗
d咁煩嘅野就有勞你呢位"煩人"繼續煩下去，唔該晒﹗

[ 本帖最後由 bluedance 於 2008-3-8 00:53 編輯 ]

作者: 不平凡人 時間: 2008-3-8 01:40

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原帖由 bluedance 於 2008-3-7 16:45 發表

唔喇﹗多謝哂﹗
d咁煩嘅野就有勞你呢位"煩人"繼續煩下去，唔該晒﹗

改錯名

作者: nortoon 時間: 2008-3-9 15:11

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作者: OrangeFai 時間: 2008-3-13 01:26

THANKS.... It's funny...but it should be classified as JOKE

[ 本帖最後由 Orange+Fai 於 2008-3-13 01:27 編輯 ]

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