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§@ªÌ: kathywonder    ®É¶¡: 2008-3-26 13:59     ¼ÐÃD: ¦º´N¦º°Õ!!


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§@ªÌ: COO    ®É¶¡: 2008-3-26 14:12

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§@ªÌ: leicalover    ®É¶¡: 2008-3-26 14:44

If every wedding move is thoroughly analysised before saying "Yes", the marriage may not last.  Because sooner or later, one will find that one or more elements are under/over estimated and so, a feeling of imbalance would be felt and there would be more arguments or more games would be played.

I believe a spoonful of passion and a slice of spontaneity is needed for a successful and colorful marriage.

My 2 cents.

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§@ªÌ: ¤j«_ÀI®a    ®É¶¡: 2008-3-26 14:48

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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish..............................49
Adventurous.....................Slept with all your friends
Athletic............................No boobs
Average looking.................Ugly
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure..............On medication
Feminist............................Fat
Free spirit..........................Junkie
Friendship first...................Former slut
Fun..................................Annoying
Gentle..............................Dull
New Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded.....................Desperate
Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate........................Sloppy drunk
Poet.................................Depressive
Professional.......................Bitch
Romantic...........................Frigid
Voluptuous........................Very Fat
Large frame.......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate................Stalker
Widow..............................Murderer

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

And finally.....

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.

NOW SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND A WOMAN WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR!!!

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§@ªÌ: COO    ®É¶¡: 2008-3-26 14:53

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40-ish..............................49
Adventurous.....................Slept with all your friends
Athletic....................... ...

Very funny in many ways ......true !

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§@ªÌ: leicalover    ®É¶¡: 2008-3-26 14:58

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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish..............................49
Adventurous.....................Slept with all your friends
Athletic....................... ...

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§@ªÌ: 9NgDap8    ®É¶¡: 2008-3-26 21:19

really interesting... but tends to agree ....

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§@ªÌ: kathywonder    ®É¶¡: 2008-3-26 22:19

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish..............................49
Adventurous.....................Slept with all your friends
Athletic............................No boobs
Average looking.................Ugly
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure..............On medication
Feminist............................Fat
Free spirit..........................Junkie
Friendship first...................Former slut
Fun..................................Annoying
Gentle..............................Dull
New Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded.....................Desperate
Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate........................Sloppy drunk
Poet.................................Depressive
Professional.......................Bitch
Romantic...........................Frigid
Voluptuous........................Very Fat
Large frame.......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate................Stalker
Widow..............................Murderer

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay



It seems pathetical but you said mostly right, at least I'm kinda 30-ish, and goes to 35.  As a friend say, dun you  wanna have a fun woman like....just curious, no need gimme answer anyway.  Oh!! Passionate in that u want ur woman love u more, is that right??  Adventurous, well......she's the one you rely on, so, it's not quite suited on her, I mean ur wife.  ^^ But you gotta keep alert cos may got flirt by hot chicks around.  absolutely not me....^^    "I'm not upset..........but tired."  That's what I always said and those words covered all my lie......
By the way, dun you say "I love you." to your sweetie all the times? if not, it's lucky you.  But ¦Ï«§ just said love me alot before he left yesterday, but I'm only person at hm now, and found no substitude........poor me!!

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§@ªÌ: ngstan    ®É¶¡: 2008-3-27 00:22

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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish..............................49
Adventurous.....................Slept with all your friends
Athletic....................... ...

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§@ªÌ: ¨Èªiù    ®É¶¡: 2008-3-28 08:45

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Very funny in many ways ......true !

agreed too, haha

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§@ªÌ: pentree21    ®É¶¡: 2008-3-28 10:54

I can agreed no more on the list.

For Kat, it's good to hear your soul talking.

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§@ªÌ: 38    ®É¶¡: 2008-3-29 04:55

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§@ªÌ: ¦¨¼ô·Å¬X¨k¤h    ®É¶¡: 2008-3-30 21:54

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§@ªÌ: 38    ®É¶¡: 2008-3-31 14:41

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§@ªÌ: adidas_hands_up    ®É¶¡: 2008-3-31 15:15

Well, things will not always happen the way u wanted nor expected and the one & only solution is to take it or leave it or else like somebody said that find urself a substitution. Or in the worse case, deal with it the rest of ur life.

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§@ªÌ: COO    ®É¶¡: 2008-3-31 17:05

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