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作者: def_lo 時間: 2008-7-3 10:21 標題: 精盟會豆腐佬單棍闖A城

日期：某年某日某日
時間：上午至黃昏
地點：名字歷史悠久的A城

背景
雖然一眾兄弟之時間未能相就，但在極度飢渴的情況下，豆腐佬決定不動色，在神不知鬼不覺的情況下單棍闖A城！

起程編
早上10:30，在羅湖客運站8號站頭乘坐大巴，正式踏上此次征途，共銀￥35。巴士的狀況非常良好，而司機之駕駛態度亦非常良好，絕無超速及左穿右插的情況出現。

探索編
在巴士行駛途中不斷聯絡浴室經理，但色不入急門，心儀浴室之經理竟然沒有回覆！幸得蛙蛙仗義幫忙，倚靠中港SMS聯繫，終於找到另一經理協助訂房。早上的交通頗為暢順，50分鐘已經到達聞名已久的「泰緬邊境廣場」。下車後極目四望，心下一涼！聞名已久的泰緬邊境廣場竟然是如此滄涼的境況，比較有規模的就是對面街的一間本地百貨公司。眼見時間尚早，便抱著既來之、則安之的態度參觀這間百貨公司。正如心中所想，因事前沒有抱太大的期望，所以亦沒有太大的失望。當心中正在納悶的時候，在舉頭仰天的同時，給我發現了另一久仰大名的地標－「古都酒店」。

時為12:30左右，距離浴室之預約時間尚早，便再次探路，為其他兄弟搜尋更多有用資料。在古都酒店側門中菜部發現一架大巴及一架七人車，打探所得，此乃往返邊境之其他選擇。七人車每30分鐘開出一班到皇崗，盛惠￥50，亦可以￥60坐到羅湖下車。

出征篇
大概下午1:15，見無其他事可為，便打的到今次的目的地，貢多拉浴室。之前經理告之大概￥15，最後與司機議價以￥20成交。車程約10分鐘到達貢多拉浴室，外表尚算可觀，但出奇地外圍比泰緬邊境廣場有更多一些如髮廊及食肆的配套。到達後直奔二樓，內部裝修非常可以，房間約200呎，配備有吊勾、水床、貴妃椅、及S-形籐椅。進房後經理介紹，服務費為4/5/6/9；4/5會提供凌空雜技表現，6/9會提供舞蹈示範。

根據個人經驗及其他師兄的忠告，貴不一定就是好，便決定由4開始。來了兩輪共七人，以貌相人亦有一半以上可食，最後點了一個來自雞飯故鄉的小數民族19歲少女。服務態度勉強，有些時間只顧看電視！雖然服務未如理想，但有機會一試貴妃椅及空中雜技，亦算不枉此行！埋單結算盛惠￥88房費，兼送一張可下次使用的免房費贈卷。離開之後才收到另一經理的資料，告之贈卷可由經理代存，此舉可避免秘密外洩，亦可做到下次再光臨時免房費或兩位房費共￥88。

回程編
完事以後打的回泰緬邊境廣場轉乘下午3:30大巴，回程到深圳市時剛遇上下班交通繁忙時間，行程略有阻延，下午4:40回到羅湖客運站，結束此次豆腐佬獨闖A城之旅。

題外話
回程途中竟然收到英方部長短訊問好，嚇了一跳。原來小女子生意不好，而同事因有港客協助在某些網站刊登聯絡方法，所以想我幫她一把。小弟當然奉公守法，但彼此短訊來、短訊去，還相約下次再去時一起吃飯！

總結
名字歷史悠久的A城雖然很多兄弟已經去了很多次，甚至已是去到不會再去了！但對於好像小弟般見識少的，也不失為一處好地方。當然以小弟的個人感覺，P城始終在其他配套上比較完備，既可以嫖、亦可以玩！

[ 本帖最後由 def_lo 於 2008-7-3 11:11 編輯 ]

作者: denny2000 時間: 2008-7-3 10:37

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原帖由 def_lo 於 2008-7-3 10:21 發表
日期：某年某日某日
時間：上午至黃昏
地點：名字歷史悠久的A城

背景
雖然一眾兄弟之時間未能相就，但在極度飢渴的情況下，豆腐佬決定不動色，在神不知鬼不覺的情況下單棍闖A城！

起程編
早上10:30，在羅 ...

Great report...

S-形籐椅: have you tried this? How is it like? Like the health ball?

9xx girls: have you seen these girls? How about the eatability of the 5/6 girls?

City P is much accessible than City A since it is more compact and key activities/venues could be reached on foot.. That's why City P is more flooded with HKers. However, if you are familiar, you could still find a lot of places to kill your time in CA..

作者: icheng609 時間: 2008-7-3 10:45

CA is entirely new to me............. I have not had my "virgin" visit yet!

Which will you suggest me to go, the British Army Camp or this place?

作者: def_lo 時間: 2008-7-3 10:53 標題: 回復 2# 的帖子

Well, this is just a rattan chair, and the S-shape is the surface but not the base! Although the girl I pick didn't serve me very well, she did fully cooperate with what I'd requested.  Hence, I tried every piece of furniture inside the room.

I didn't call the 5/6/9 to have a look in my room.  But I did encounter a group of "6", I think as their figures are quite good.

For the 5, the manager said that's A-class, 6 is model and 9 is super-model.  Next time when we go there as a group and at a later time, I'd definitely ask for a look on 9!!

作者: Retav 時間: 2008-7-3 10:56

We may published British Gov's Contact No. in some other way... you might become a VIP and enjoy a lot of benefit in the future visit... (Not in term of money)

According to your schedule... from 1030 to 1640... total of 6 hours... let me see if I could arrange today... but kinda rush...

And totally agree... City P is better in term of accessible and other enjoyment...

作者: def_lo 時間: 2008-7-3 10:57

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原帖由 icheng609 於 2008-7-3 10:45 發表
CA is entirely new to me............. I have not had my "virgin" visit yet!

Which will you suggest me to go, the British Army Camp or this place?

For the hardware, I definitely recommend you to try Gondola! But for the software, I can't give you real comment as I've been to British Army's Camp and here once. The comment for British Army's camp is OK up till now. But perhaps you may also find a edible girl in Gondola too. just like bro denny2000 said, it all depends on your fxxk luck!!

作者: def_lo 時間: 2008-7-3 10:58

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原帖由 Retav 於 2008-7-3 10:56 發表
We may published British Gov's Contact No. in some other way... you might become a VIP and enjoy a lot of benefit in the future visit... (Not in term of money)

According to your schedule... from 10 ...

Not really need 6 hours. I was there at around 11:25, and spend almost 2 hours for exploration! Then deducting that 2-hours, you need only 4 hours! Also, if you can accurately take the right schedule of the 7-seater at HG, I think you may save even another 30 mins.

[ 本帖最後由 def_lo 於 2008-7-3 10:59 編輯 ]

作者: denny2000 時間: 2008-7-3 10:59

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原帖由 def_lo 於 2008-7-3 10:53 發表
Well, this is just a rattan chair, and the S-shape is the surface but not the base! Although the girl I pick didn't serve me very well, she did fully cooperate with what I'd requested. Hence, I tried ...

For TV viewing, I always switch to the football music channel (V or others) to avoid the nui nui to watch the tv (too much).  If the nui nui is really bad, I even switched off the TV. I did it before!!

s-shape: I sense what it is for.. like health ball then...  but I like the bouncing movement of health ball!!

Where to go next time? where to go?

作者: def_lo 時間: 2008-7-3 11:01

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原帖由 denny2000 於 2008-7-3 10:59 發表

For TV viewing, I always switch to the football music channel (V or others) to avoid the nui nui to watch the tv (too much). If the nui nui is really bad, I even switched off the TV. I did it b ...

You know, for that girl, that's really what a fxxk! She even switched the channel on her own! But her attitude is overall cooperative, and that's why I didn't do anything further to stop her!!

作者: def_lo 時間: 2008-7-3 11:03

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原帖由 Retav 於 2008-7-3 10:56 發表
We may published British Gov's Contact No. in some other way... you might become a VIP and enjoy a lot of benefit in the future visit... (Not in term of money)

According to your schedule... from 10 ...

Now the manager called me her English teacher as we tried using English to communicate in SMS! What a surprise to me that her English is not bad even though she wrote in only short sentence!

作者: icheng609 時間: 2008-7-3 11:22 標題: 回復 6# 的帖子

Will there be any hardware available for the MP project in Gondola?

作者: def_lo 時間: 2008-7-3 11:33 標題: 回復 11# 的帖子

I didn't explore that yesterday! In fact, denny2000 has sent you info on where to find such place in CA already. Don't be "so many hearts" in the hardware, but be more focused on when and who to join!!

作者: icheng609 時間: 2008-7-3 11:36

I hope our MP project can be executed before the 26th of July la.......

I propose 16/07 or 23/07, any objection?

作者: mattftf 時間: 2008-7-3 11:51

C兄，我也想一探，可否PM我詳細資料呢？

作者: 麥迪文 時間: 2008-7-3 11:56

以小弟咁出神入化"尋site"程度, 好可能攪錯走錯去"長洲" instead of CA!

作者: icheng609 時間: 2008-7-3 11:58 標題: 回復 15# 的帖子

佢有 "bible version" 俾 D JM bros 参攷架................. 唔会入錯地方！

作者: def_lo 時間: 2008-7-3 11:59

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原帖由 麥迪文 於 2008-7-3 11:56 發表
以小弟咁出神入化"尋site"程度, 好可能攪錯走錯去"長洲" instead of CA!

三哥, 咁你可以去私密論壇按圖索驥! 咁你應該唔會蕩失路!!

[ 本帖最後由 def_lo 於 2008-7-3 14:23 編輯 ]

作者: jetspermman 時間: 2008-7-3 14:17

我代表精盟會比豆腐佬你 5 個 "精" !

"精" "精" "精" "精" "精" !!!

多口問一個問題...
點解你唔睇埋 5/6/9 先下決定 ?

作者: def_lo 時間: 2008-7-3 14:22

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原帖由 jetspermman 於 2008-7-3 14:17 發表
我代表精盟會比豆腐佬你 5 個 "精" !

"精" "精" "精" "精" "精" !!!

多口問一個問題...
點解你唔睇埋 5/6/9 先下決定 ?

小弟.............怕醜, 驚唔好意思呀!

下次同你去壯吓膽一齊睇吖

其實可能係先入為主, 喺其他場, 例如英方及恆生, 睇過啲所謂5/6都不外如是! 兼且嗰日喺走廊見到一批狀似6嘅物體, 淨係有身裁, 但個樣not mcot, 所以慳返啲時間好過!!

作者: icheng609 時間: 2008-7-3 14:43 標題: 回復 19# 的帖子

你急色就急色啦.................... 唔駛講咁多藉口！

作者: jzhang5595134 時間: 2008-7-3 14:59

thanks for sharing

作者: pekkleyip 時間: 2008-7-3 15:41

thx

作者: def_lo 時間: 2008-7-3 22:51

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原帖由 icheng609 於 2008-7-3 14:43 發表
你急色就急色啦.................... 唔駛講咁多藉口！

呢樣野我從不否認, 你睇我個朵就知啦!!

作者: icheng609 時間: 2008-7-4 08:59

Gondola, 我一定会試搭，領畧水上飄蕩的風情和享受完美設施；但軟件的質數始終是我的顧慮！

作者: jetspermman 時間: 2008-7-4 09:21

各位兄弟...
我今日又會去恆記存入一些現金... 嘻嘻 !!

出發 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!

等我睇下有冇好野 report 番個 no. 比大家...

作者: def_lo 時間: 2008-7-4 09:28

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原帖由 icheng609 於 2008-7-4 08:59 發表
Gondola, 我一定会試搭，領畧水上飄蕩的風情和享受完美設施；但軟件的質數始終是我的顧慮！

孟子曰：「魚，我所欲也，熊掌亦我所欲也；二者不可得兼...........」，那陣子，蛙蛙又怎曰呢？

作者: def_lo 時間: 2008-7-4 09:28

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原帖由 jetspermman 於 2008-7-4 09:21 發表
各位兄弟...
我今日又會去恆記存入一些現金... 嘻嘻 !!

出發 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!

等我睇下有冇好野 report 番個 no. 比大家...

你條粉腸又話留力ON, 我睇你聽日點!!

作者: icheng609 時間: 2008-7-4 10:11 標題: 回復 26# 的帖子

無論係魚定係熊掌，蛙蛙抱著 "人一世、物一世" 的宗旨，肯定都会一試！

作者: def_lo 時間: 2008-7-4 10:18

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原帖由 icheng609 於 2008-7-4 10:11 發表
無論係魚定係熊掌，蛙蛙抱著 "人一世、物一世" 的宗旨，肯定都会一試！

BINGO, 兄弟果然同心

! 上次去條女馬馬亮虎, 但都叫做聽話, 加上新奇硬件, 整體都是滿意的!

呢個世界, 邊到會有野係完美呢!!??

作者: icheng609 時間: 2008-7-4 10:24 標題: 回復 29# 的帖子

Maybe the girls we meet next time are with superb quality.................... who knows?

作者: def_lo 時間: 2008-7-4 10:26 標題: 回復 30# 的帖子

Sure, and wish us all with excellent fxxk luck next time!!

作者: Anvil 時間: 2008-7-4 11:01

"配備有吊勾、水床、貴妃椅、及S-形籐椅"

配備齊全

作者: icheng609 時間: 2008-7-4 11:08 標題: 回復 32# 的帖子

Not only equipped fully, but also the girl used them for service one by one!

作者: Haidada 時間: 2008-7-4 18:07

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原帖由 def_lo 於 2008-7-3 10:21 發表
日期：某年某日某日
時間：上午至黃昏
地點：名字歷史悠久的A城

背景
雖然一眾兄弟之時間未能相就，但在極度飢渴的情況下，豆腐佬決定不動色，在神不知鬼不覺的情況下單棍闖A城！

起程編
早上10:30，在羅 ...

什么6、9 有舞蹈。。？？不如双飞。。或分两次了。。
偷看电视。。有意思。。

作者: def_lo 時間: 2008-7-4 18:26

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原帖由 Haidada 於 2008-7-4 18:07 發表

什么6、9 有舞蹈。。？？不如双飞。。或分两次了。。
偷看电视。。有意思。。

師兄, 小佢個喇叭! 佢唔係偷睇, 係大搖大擺地睇, 仲要自己攞遙控轉台! 條小喇叭坐喺我床邊睇, 睇到我搵手機影咗佢相都唔知! 不過, 條小喇叭叫做聽話, 叫佢空飛就空飛, 叫佢貴妃就貴妃, 仲叫得幾真摰, 如果唔係咁, 我實小七佢!!

[ 本帖最後由 def_lo 於 2008-7-4 18:32 編輯 ]

作者: Haidada 時間: 2008-7-4 18:44

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原帖由 def_lo 於 2008-7-4 18:26 發表

師兄, 小佢個喇叭! 佢唔係偷睇, 係大搖大擺地睇, 仲要自己攞遙控轉台! 條小喇叭坐喺我床邊睇, 睇到我搵手機影咗佢相都唔知! 不過, 條小喇叭叫做聽話, 叫佢空飛就空飛, 叫佢貴妃就貴妃, 仲叫得 ...

条女四旧又OKAY 喔。。甘就算了。。吴系真要妈叉。。

作者: peninsula 時間: 2008-7-4 22:51

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原帖由 def_lo 於 2008-7-3 10:21 發表
早上10:30，在羅 ...

Really enjoy your concise report!

作者: def_lo 時間: 2008-7-4 22:57 標題: 回復 37# 的帖子

Don't just sit here and enjoy! Build the bridge and let's have fun there together!!

作者: peninsula 時間: 2008-7-4 23:01

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原帖由 def_lo 於 2008-7-4 22:57 發表
Don't just sit here and enjoy! Build the bridge and let's have fun there together!!

I can still rememeber the "good" times but seems so long ago.

作者: 有幾陣雨 時間: 2008-7-4 23:08

Where is 古都酒店?

作者: hkmbaguy 時間: 2008-7-5 01:26

thankz.
very good

作者: wahchai300 時間: 2008-7-5 05:49

thank you!! very good

作者: denny2000 時間: 2008-7-5 18:50

I had been to this place in their 1st month of operation but the girls were just so-so. I left and went to another one. If I had not read Def-lo report, I would not visit this place again...

The selection process was standard and I was surprsied by the quality of girls. They are much better than my last visit and better than other saunas i visited recently in CA. However, I found that the average age was higher (>20, no very young girls), but many of them had huge xxxx and only 1-2 pork chops. After seeing 3-4 rounds of girls, we had problems deciding one since each of us had 2-3 choices.  We exchanged ideas and finally , i chose a 21 y-old hill west girl with 36D and good look (with make-up). In fact, there was one 500 which was very good but quite flat.  I decided not to choose her.

The room was quite spacious but no sauna and no health balls.  The only problem is that the room deco is minimal and I felt a bit of weird. Water mattress is on. At 88, it is worth the $.

Part 1 was standard and her bj was very good..  although the lack of  eye contact  had deducted some marks.  I loved the water mattress and we had our 1st exchanges on the mattress!! Since I had eaten vegetable for almost a week, I unloaded my precious stuff to her pretty quickly.

Since we had another appointment, we ddi not have time to finish the 90 min, in fact, we only had 45 min left. I told her about it and she said no problem, we could make it!

We moved on to the S-bed, good for riding and she was really good, twisting her waist and her mimi bouncing up and down..  We moved on to the bed and with much concentration, I made it pretty quickly.  In fact, I skipped all the services but I believed that with her nice attitude, it shuld not be a problem..

A good trip and I have changed my rating on this place.

作者: def_lo 時間: 2008-7-5 20:59 標題: 回復 43# 的帖子

Bro denny200, that's really nice to hear that you did enjoy this time. I'd definitely visit this place again although I did have a girl who was so indulged in watching TV!!

作者: def_lo 時間: 2008-7-5 21:04

And I must concur that the girls there generally have big boobs. I saw 7 girls during my last visit, almost all of them have big boobs, except the one that I picked!! One of them has a pair boobs with the size of around 36 D/E/F!!!!!

作者: peninsula 時間: 2008-7-5 21:37

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原帖由 denny2000 於 2008-7-5 18:50 發表
I had been to this place in their 1st month of operation but the girls were just so-so. I left and went to another one. If I had not read Def-lo report, I would not visit this place again... ..

Nice. What was cost?

作者: def_lo 時間: 2008-7-5 21:39 標題: 回復 46# 的帖子

Read my first post and you will know!!

作者: denny2000 時間: 2008-7-6 01:39

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原帖由 def_lo 於 2008-7-5 21:04 發表
And I must concur that the girls there generally have big boobs. I saw 7 girls during my last visit, almost all of them have big boobs, except the one that I picked!! One of them has a pair boobs wit ...

This is a shop specialized in big bxxxbs..!!

作者: icheng609 時間: 2008-7-7 08:56 標題: 回復 48# 的帖子

Then I should go there as soon as possible as I am a boob-lover.

Def, what's in your mind?

作者: def_lo 時間: 2008-7-7 09:04

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原帖由 icheng609 於 2008-7-7 08:56 發表
Then I should go there as soon as possible as I am a boob-lover.

Def, what's in your mind?

Nothing but big boobs and sex!! AND I've just finished double egg and sausage for my breakfast!!!!!!

作者: icheng609 時間: 2008-7-7 09:09 標題: 回復 50# 的帖子

But I would like to have the big eggs together with my sausage for lunch or afternoon tea.............. what do you think about that?

作者: colorbhk 時間: 2008-7-7 09:12

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原帖由 def_lo 於 2008-7-4 18:26 發表

師兄, 小佢個喇叭! 佢唔係偷睇, 係大搖大擺地睇, 仲要自己攞遙控轉台! 條小喇叭坐喺我床邊睇, 睇到我搵手機影咗佢相都唔知! 不過, 條小喇叭叫做聽話, 叫佢空飛就空飛, 叫佢貴妃就貴妃, 仲叫得 ...如果唔係咁, 我實小七佢!!)

咁即係你有小佢定冇小佢姐

作者: denny2000 時間: 2008-7-7 09:26

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原帖由 icheng609 於 2008-7-7 08:56 發表
Then I should go there as soon as possible as I am a boob-lover.

Def, what's in your mind?

Go go go... however, double-check when the 2nd shift came to work. I went there quite late and all 3 shifts were there..

作者: icheng609 時間: 2008-7-7 09:48 標題: 回復 53# 的帖子

And this is my major concern as all I can afford is to go and leave there as early as possible. That si why I rely on you guys' advice from time to time regarding the girls' performance and numbers as reference/guide.

作者: def_lo 時間: 2008-7-7 10:44

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原帖由 colorbhk 於 2008-7-7 09:12 發表

咁即係你有小佢定冇小佢姐

我咁敦厚, 梗係冇啦! 不過我細佬就小咗佢兩次!!

作者: icheng609 時間: 2008-7-7 10:57 標題: 回復 55# 的帖子

It seems denny's girl is with better attitude in service than yours........! Perhaps she will become my target when I go there.

作者: peninsula 時間: 2008-7-9 20:46

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原帖由 icheng609 於 2008-7-7 09:48 發表
And this is my major concern as all I can afford is to go and leave there as early as possible. That si why I rely on you guys' advice from time to time regarding the girls' performance and numbers as ...

You always have such great timing!

作者: icheng609 時間: 2008-7-10 10:17 標題: 回復 57# 的帖子

And I'll put the timing as suggested by Def into trial.............. to see if it really works or not!

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