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作者: 7-siu 時間: 2009-7-2 19:23 標題: 回歸前夕——附馬乾清宮完婚，大朗姑爺飲砒霜

六月三十一日，是日香港回歸前夕，附馬爺話他和湘湘公主要在乾清宮唱”帝女花”

，我們又收到他的請帖！但唔知點解，他用我的名字訂房

。這樣，我便要第一個早到。原來，他未拜堂就已經想溝宮女(DJ) ，又怕公主炸型

，所以要用我名訂房！

我7:40p.m. 到，剛開好房不夠十分鐘，附馬爺就到了。他當然是公主喇。我就本來番食” 大到無論” 那個，但她自從星期日早上不方便

，到那天還是未完

。我便把半年前放長了大魚絲的湖南鳳凰的囡囡收回來，(她剛好前一晚回到長安) 半年無見，皮膚曬黑了一點點，但還是很白，很滑

。身材是矮了一點，只有一米五五，但有36C，除了我的手感外，晚上還看了胸罩 size 。

友網的SY也在八點十五分在家和老婆吃完飯就來了。和湘湘公主玩得不亦樂乎！

因為中環永安爆水管，大海和姑爺九點才到

。他們都未吃飯，好在我吃飯時，把一些燒鵝，金菇肥牛打包給他們吃！

大海找了一個來了才不到一個月的湖北囡囡，樣子很不錯，身材有大有細，也很白的。

姑爺就先找了一個高和大波的囡囡(完全不是他平常的囡囡) ，當大家都覺得很出奇時，囡囡都已經坐下了，而且，把姑爺抱著了！姑爺一直都叫媽咪再帶囡的，他一直都喜歡坐幾個的。帶了四，五轉後，都十點幾了，媽咪帶來一個剛下台的儷人，是3,8,10的。人是很靚，身材也好。但就是很Cool, 很寸

！相頭好，自然好坐台，雖然我表示過很寸喎！但姑爺還是接收了！然後，他就給那第一個囡囡小費，叫她走了。問他為什麼要叫那個囡囡走，他說，怕兩個囡囡不好意思！

坐了半個鐘左右，我便和這個儷人玩了一會，我叫她過來我那邊，和她對酒，叫她熱情一點喇！喝完坐回去姑爺那裡，還是一樣。坐了不夠一個鐘，已經出去了六次

。都不知是串台還是電話。在十一點，我們叫了媽咪” (媽欖)” 來，叫她叫那個囡囡不要回來了！還對經理投訴了！

最後，大海的囡囡把她的一個老鄉帶來給姑爺看，都已經買單了。他就也收貨了

。然後就去吃雞粥。

買單因為有7折咭，連DJ，每人共$250.

後記：

我的囡囡態度很好，我是第一次上這個囡囡的。個波很正，又大，白，又廷。最好的還是整個晚上抱著我睡，第二朝還說，怕我的手太累，因為她一個晚上都在我的手臂睡著了！兩個波，頂著我的心口，很舒服！

大海話，他的囡囡來了才一個月，還常常不上班，所以只出了幾次台。隧道很緊。但進了房後，囡囡看了一個多小時，才去沖涼，沖完涼還要包著身體才出來。

第二天中午12點，我和囡囡去到英商酒店，接他們去吃飯。姑爺發來一個信息，叫我們不要說昨晚的事！原來，睡在他旁邊的，又是另一條女了！

作者: simonkok 時間: 2009-7-2 19:30

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原帖由 7-siu 於 2009-7-2 19:23 發表
六月三十一日，是日香港回歸前夕，附馬爺話他和湘湘公主要在乾清宮唱”帝女花” ，我們又收到他的請帖！但唔知點解，他用我的名字訂房。這樣，我便要第一個早到。原來，他未拜堂就已經想溝宮女(DJ) ...

姑爺性格......玩一條.....
......飲一條.....
....瞓一條....
...執另外一條...

作者: metalazo 時間: 2009-7-2 23:33

忙嘛!!

只可以.玩一條.....
......飲一條.....
....瞓一條....
...執另外一條..

省時!快捷!高效!

作者: Haidada 時間: 2009-7-3 00:36

果晚条女就真系好特别。。但就吾讲得好玩。。
在K房时就只靠着我坐。。头就别开。。也不说话。。看她有点冷冰我本来想不带她的。。也因为连续几天也有点累。。后来姑爷说她可能是新不会招呼。。甘就带咯。。也不想孤枕独眠嘛。。
到房间已快两点了。。我就先洗澡。。出来她在看电视。。我说你去洗澡吧。。她就说看完那集电视剧再洗。。我就搂搂她。。摸摸奶。。很好很PINK。。看她都没意思要去洗澡。。看看就黎三点啦。。我就问他吾知这集会做到几点呢。。她只说不知道。。吾知拒有无听明我讲什么。。。

看了一个小时。。真三点了。。她就去浴室。。以为她洗澡原来是上洗手间而已。。出来还问有没有啦。。我说台都关了。。她才去洗澡。。。洗了很久。。。甘耐既。。出来了。。看她又穿回内衣。。吓。。点解仲穿着内衣呀。。拒话怕羞。。。吾系呀嘛。。。是真还是装呀。。原来真是刚出来一个月。。也没出过几次台。。紧张得不得了。。。
好在我以前也碰到过一次这样情形。。甘我就做下社工。。慢慢黎。。同拒讲吾使怕。。很快就会习惯的。。。我也会慢慢来。。不用怕。。而且我也很快的。。一两分钟就搞掂既啦。。看她放松点了就除拒D衫啦。。。搞搞下都几顺利。。也有水。。当然系紧啦。。。不过就吾系一两分钟。。系一二十分钟。。。

第朝睡到十点钟想再搞她就说不要搞了。。求求我甘话。。又要我慢慢哄。。我话过夜就耿系早上再陪一下既啦。。快快搞完咪翻屋企咯甘。。。又执拒一剂。。。

作者: simonkok 時間: 2009-7-3 03:45

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原帖由 Haidada 於 2009-7-3 00:36 發表
果晚条女就真系好特别。。但就吾讲得好玩。。
在K房时就只靠着我坐。。头就别开。。也不说话。。看她有点冷冰我本来想不带她的。。 ...

大海...哥...你近來D...押鏢運...奇佳...甘又執到好野.....

作者: denny2000 時間: 2009-7-3 09:33

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原帖由 7-siu 於 2009-7-2 19:23 發表
我的囡囡態度很好，我是第一次上這個囡囡的。個波很正，又大，白，又廷。最好的還是整個晚上抱著我睡，第二朝還說，怕我的手太累，因為她一個晚上都在我的手臂睡著了！兩個波，頂著我的心口，很舒服

7-siu,
good that you have finally enjoyed a meal with her after hooking up for a few months. Still remembered that was Apr (?) when you first met the girl in GBrick.  Your 2 girls were the best looking girls in the room

AA
只可以.玩一條..... ......飲一條..... ....瞓一條.......執另外一條..

Next time, you could play, drink with 2 girls, sleep and ML with 2 girls wor.. Besides, you could give us the 200RMB and release the girl to the big sea, this is to us, but not releasing them back to their locker room..  It is a waste ma...  We do not mind taking your "garbage"..  hehe..

Still remembered the night when we visited TD, you released one of your cutie after 1 hour, aiya, we wanted her...

Hai gor,
甘我就做下社工。。而且我也很快的。。一两分钟就搞掂既啦

1-2 min? you are a great liar..  haha.. May be the girl would say "time too short  for me to get high wor"

haha, it happened to my Joey Yung last week. Good that I did not need to be a social worker but I had to spend a lot of time getting her open up/moisturize the tunnel for me to go in. So tight as well, very new to the business. However, she did not go to sleep afterwards, watching TV all night. I was waken up early in the morning, not having enough sleep and got sick until now.. Poor me..

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[ 本帖最後由 denny2000 於 2009-7-3 09:41 編輯 ]

作者: Haidada 時間: 2009-7-3 10:08

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原帖由 simonkok 於 2009-7-3 03:45 發表
大海...哥...你近來D...押鏢運...奇佳...甘又執到好野.....

就是新而已。。说不到好玩啊。。。

作者: Haidada 時間: 2009-7-3 10:10

[quote]原帖由 denny2000 於 2009-7-3 09:33 發表

too bad you got sick and could not join us this weekend....

作者: DrTea 時間: 2009-7-3 10:59

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原帖由 7-siu 於 2009-7-2 19:23 發表

六月三十一日，是日香港回歸前夕，附馬爺話他和湘湘公主要在乾清宮唱”帝女花” ，我們又收到他的請帖！但唔知點解，他用我的名字訂房。這樣，我便要第一個早到。原來，他未拜堂就已經想溝宮女(DJ) ...

However, I haven't seen 大朗姑爺飲砒霜 wor !!

作者: jjchan218 時間: 2009-7-3 11:16

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原帖由 Haidada 於 2009-7-3 10:08 發表

就是新而已。。说不到好玩啊。。。

Agree.
New girl is just fresh and satisfy the conqueror of male.
No fun coz not much to play!

作者: DrTea 時間: 2009-7-3 11:19

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原帖由 simonkok 於 2009-7-2 19:30 發表

姑爺性格......玩一條.....
......飲一條.....
....瞓一條....
...執另外一條...

AA's theory is Play and Drink with some MMs BUT Sleep alone ! Of course, he'd ML with the air only !!

作者: 7-siu 時間: 2009-7-3 11:35 標題: 回復 9# 的帖子

你試下好似他一樣，以為有件好相頭的過夜，放生了那個高妹。然後，執豆執著屎，是不慘過飲砒霜？！

作者: simonkok 時間: 2009-7-3 12:06

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原帖由 DrTea 於 2009-7-3 10:59 發表

However, I haven't seen 大朗姑爺飲砒霜 wor !!

可能你掛住同公主拜堂...所以無注意到啫....

作者: Haidada 時間: 2009-7-3 12:07

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原帖由 jjchan218 於 2009-7-3 11:16 發表
Agree.
New girl is just fresh and satisfy the conqueror of male.
No fun coz not much to play!

就系紧少少甘蔗，，，

作者: DrTea 時間: 2009-7-3 13:07

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原帖由 Haidada 於 2009-7-3 12:07 發表

就系紧少少甘蔗，，，

Bro Haidada, you said she is VERY VERY Tight wor !!

作者: denny2000 時間: 2009-7-3 13:37

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原帖由 7-siu 於 2009-7-3 11:35 發表
你試下好似他一樣，以為有件好相頭的過夜，放生了那個高妹。然後，執豆執著屎，是不慘過飲砒霜？！

If I had the $$ to spend, I may find a good looking girl to sit on my left and a playful girl (hopefully with missles) to play at K. Then, arrange a wild and fresh/tight girl (eatable, not pork chops/dinosaurs) to sleep/ML... That's the best.

Tight.. apart from freshness, I think it is inborn that some girls' are tighter than the others.. I had once tried a Anhui girl working free-lance in Shanghai, a 21 year old girl... her was so tight that I had to enter slowly , cm by cm, to avoid breaking my didi since it was so tight. I did not think that she was fresher than the village girl I took at G Brick (when Tea tea and my friend went there in April).

作者: DrTea 時間: 2009-7-3 13:44

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原帖由 denny2000 於 2009-7-3 13:37 發表

If I had the $$ to spend, I may find a good looking girl to sit on my left and a playful girl (hopefully with missles) to play at K. Then, arrange a wild and fresh/tight girl (eatable, not pork c ..

I had once tried a Anhui girl working free-lance in Shanghai, a 21 year old girl... her was so tight that I had to enter slowly , cm by cm, to avoid breaking my didi since it was so tight. I did not think that she was fresher than the village girl I took at G Brick (when Tea tea and my friend went there in April)..

Bro denny, she may be lost her virginity by you lor !!

作者: Haidada 時間: 2009-7-3 14:06

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原帖由 DrTea 於 2009-7-3 13:07 發表
Bro Haidada, you said she is VERY VERY Tight wor !!

系咯。。very very tight in Chinese 就系紧少少咯。。。中文少少就系多多嘛。。。

作者: denny2000 時間: 2009-7-3 18:17

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原帖由 DrTea 於 2009-7-3 13:44 發表

Bro denny, she may be lost her virginity by you lor !!

no way. but she told me the 1st time to do free-lance. I tended to believe in stories that sounded nice to hear..

作者: DrTea 時間: 2009-7-3 19:01

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原帖由 denny2000 於 2009-7-3 18:17 發表

no way. but she told me the 1st time to do free-lance. I tended to believe in stories that sounded nice to hear..

Bro denny, you ML with her with cost ?! I thought you're FOC her too wor !!

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