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作者: sonlok21 時間: 2010-2-15 16:11 標題: 男人漸老的五大特徵

aracteristics of Aging ~
「男人漸老的五大特徵」

1. You see farther, but you pee closer.
( 越看越遠，越尿越近。)

2. You get dozed off while you sit, but you become insomniac while you are in bed.
( 坐著打瞌睡，躺下睡不著。)

3. You cannot forget bygones, but you don't remember fresh things.
( 往事忘不掉，新事記不住。)

4. You still generate ideas up in your brain, but somhow it becomes unmanageable down between your legs.
( 上面有想法，下面沒辦法。)

And a worst-case scenario is . .
( 更糟的是 . . . )

5. You used to be hardened while you were waiting, but now you have to wait for hard-on.
( 以前硬著等，現在等著硬！)

作者: curtischiu 時間: 2010-2-17 22:52

( 越看越遠
坐著打瞌睡,
糟糕,我中了1,2...

作者: claudeyue 時間: 2010-2-22 15:08

2. You get dozed off while you sit, but you become insomniac while you are in bed.
( 坐著打瞌睡，躺下睡不著。)

我有前半, 沒有後半

作者: laimango 時間: 2010-2-24 23:25

以前硬著等，現在等著硬！it is true！

作者: krjaca567 時間: 2010-3-13 01:11

。。。死喇，睇黎我真係老了。。。

作者: ryan01 時間: 2010-3-14 20:12

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原帖由 sonlok21 於 2010-2-15 16:11 發表
aracteristics of Aging ~
「男人漸老的五大特徵」

1. You see farther, but you pee closer.
( 越看越遠，越尿越近。)

2. You get dozed off while you sit, but you become insomniac while you ...

有同感嗎?

作者: pherpaps 時間: 2010-4-2 12:01

I got no. 2 and 4.

作者: ctipass 時間: 2010-4-3 20:02

THANKS FOR SHARE~~

作者: ontravel 時間: 2010-4-4 03:00

好彩仲未有..

作者: BETTYT 時間: 2010-4-16 06:38

thx for share

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