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作者: johnluke 時間: 2006-12-2 11:55 標題: 安全守則

安全守則

Hi bros,

I hate to 潑冷水 because I'm new

, but i just found out that a friend of mine 癩野, and I lost all my mood to go out and have some fun tonight. Just a word of 忠言, which hopefully will not be 逆耳 to you all:
Play hard, but work equally hard to be SAFE. Our lives are the more important than screwing chicks!

I propose to start a list of 安全守則 to remind all brothers, let me start:

1. Never screw without a 袋袋! (i even have reservations about bbbj, what do u think?)
2. Don't finger

a chick you don't know well - our fingers always have cuts, warts, blisters etc
3.
4.
5.

please help us all and add to the list! thanks...

作者: Candyman 時間: 2006-12-2 13:05

安全守則
These are some suggestion from another BRO (HK141)
Since it is so true, therefore I want to post it in here:

(1)條女幫你吹簫, 你一定要帶袋, 唔係你可能即晚柯尿條賓州赤赤痛, 鳩頭留白色黏液, 或者痕撚到扑街
(2)任何飲品及食物千祈唔好食, 唔好試
(3)千祈唔好打真軍
(4)千祈唔好用條利幫鳳姐賴西
(5)睇下週圍有無微型攝錄機
(6)先問價錢, 然後除褲
(7)每個鳳姐只好幫櫬一次, 千祈唔好翻吊 ( 千紀唔好打車輪-------以上
(8)大重點你如果完全做足, 包你一世無憂, 最後祝各位大哥靚仔 <出入平安> <心想事成>, 請請 !

[ 本帖最後由 Candyman 於 2006-12-2 01:09 AM 編輯 ]

作者: johnluke 時間: 2006-12-3 11:38

引用:

原帖由 Candyman 於 2006-12-2 01:05 PM 發表
安全守則
These are some suggestion from another BRO (HK141)
Since it is so true, therefore I want to post it in here:

(1)條女幫你吹簫, 你一定要帶袋, 唔係你可能即晚柯尿條賓州赤赤痛, 鳩頭留白色黏 ...

Hi Candyman 大哥,

想向你指教指教!
-- For answer #1 - do you mean genital herpes? How easy/hard is it to get AIDS?
-- 點解翻吊唔好?

多謝前輩點路!

作者: Candyman 時間: 2006-12-4 09:52

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原帖由 johnluke 於 2006-12-2 11:38 PM 發表
-- For answer #1 - do you mean genital herpes? How easy/hard is it to get AIDS?
-- 點解翻吊唔好?

Since I am not a Dr., therefore I don't really feel it is appropriate for me to make any further comment.....

as far as "點解唔翻吊", I guess, in HK there are just far too many choices... and that it one way to avoid getting emtionally involve with possibility of " 沉船 ".......

[ 本帖最後由 Candyman 於 2006-12-3 09:54 PM 編輯 ]

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