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作者: KMY89 時間: 2010-9-13 19:06 標題: 當常平夜空出現了UFO

某夜，雷電交加，Kmy在常平招待生意上的國外朋友

女伴因事遲到，Kmy 在房間裏無聊上網

朋友每人坐了三四個，坐得滿滿的

相熟媽咪阿花過來 fuzzy ...

今晚22個，上了21個，剩得一個 ...

K: 哦 ...

媽咪: K哥幫手坐埋...

K: 野蠻一陣返黎 ...

...
..
.

好啦、好啦 ... 帶入黎啦 ...

傾刻，來了一個 ..... 應該怎形容呢？我想應該係 "震憾"

這個小姐皮膚相當黑，而有點反光，眼小口大鼻大手大頭大頸粗，三圍相差不夠三吋

；

很久沒有小姐坐在旁邊有心跳的感覺；

今次不止心跳，簡直係心悸

...
..
.

佢坐下了，很快成為了全場的焦點

而且，安靜了

朋友搞佢爛 Gag: 地球好危險 wor ... 快D返火星啦 ...

佢唔識笑 ...

佢去逐個敬酒，個個乖乖地飲，好似好驚

如果佢外形是震憾，那佢唱歌更加係震憾中的震憾 ...

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..
.

Kmy 想走，好驚有隻速龍會走出黎 ..

佢一手拉住 K 隻手，放在她的巨胸上

Kmy 那突然恐懼的感覺如在 Supermarket 偷野被捉到 ...

她說: 摸吧 ...

吓 ?

...
..
.

為了令她兩隻手有事做，叫他玩骰盅

；
和她 Partner 和朋友玩

輪到她對朋友的女伴 ...

她揸4個5，佢先叫: 3個5

朋友的女伴: 加個 ...

她說: 5個5

朋友的女伴: 開 ... 我無 .... 你揸圍骰啦 .... 哈哈哈哈 ....

佢突然企起，執個骰盅爆落去 ... 啪一聲

佢話: 咁X串 ...打你X家橙

Kmy 見到好多個O咀，幾乎連咀裏面的牙都可以數得一清二楚 ...

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..
.

有一晚有人說在灣仔見到 UFO

Kmy 在常平也見到

作者: chungyong 時間: 2010-9-13 19:10 標題: 回復 1# 的帖子

wow, what an experience !! C-fu...

作者: KMY89 時間: 2010-9-13 19:33

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原帖由 chungyong 於 2010-9-13 19:10 發表
wow, what an experience !! C-fu...

Because "Life is an illusion"

作者: lomondsam 時間: 2010-9-13 20:22

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原帖由 KMY89 於 2010-9-13 19:06 發表
某夜，雷電交加，Kmy在常平招待生意上的國外朋友

女伴因事遲到，Kmy 在房間裏無聊上網

朋友每人坐了三四個，坐得滿滿的

相熟媽咪阿花過來 fuzzy ...

今晚22個，上了21個，剩得 ...

1/22.......

總有原因的...

作者: 7-siu 時間: 2010-9-13 21:20

前個星期六的下午，我在常平看電視。看到百家講堂講"水滸"。評說大壞蛋"高逑"，是好是人養出來的！是好是人龐出來的！包括大文豪蘇軾!

作者: DrTea 時間: 2010-9-13 21:31

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原帖由 KMY89 於 2010-9-13 19:33 發表

Because "Life is an illusion"

Master K, it's the right time to Conquer "it" la !!

作者: TenderTrap 時間: 2010-9-13 21:41

極品中之極品！

作者: KMY89 時間: 2010-9-13 22:15

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原帖由 7-siu 於 2010-9-13 21:20 發表
前個星期六的下午，我在常平看電視。看到百家講堂講"水滸"。評說大壞蛋"高逑"，是好是人養出來的！是好是人龐出來的！包括大文豪蘇軾!h:" />h:" />h:" />

如果 Timway 是梁山泊，七哥想做魯智深或李逵？

好似有個母夜叉呢？唔明點解常說 108 個好漢

作者: kuman 時間: 2010-9-13 22:37

哇, 辛苦了,然後呢,還有後續嗎?

作者: SMUmbrella 時間: 2010-9-13 23:13

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原帖由 KMY89 於 2010-9-13 22:15 發表

如果 Timway 是梁山泊，七哥想做魯智深或李逵？

好似有個母夜叉呢？唔明點解常說 108 個好漢

Timway 不只是梁山泊啦

雖然只有幾位出名的救國英雄出帖子

但也有超過１０８位好漢在後面默默耕耘呀

作者: blackface 時間: 2010-9-14 15:39 標題: 回復 1# 的帖子

bro K, its your fault, you should immediately transformed yourself into TERMINATOR once she entered the room!!!

作者: zidaneken 時間: 2010-9-14 16:30

同媽咪熟都唔係一定有jetso...
最怕就係樓主呢d case...
迫人食扒...

作者: simonkok 時間: 2010-9-14 16:47

有時都唔明...佢地收囡囡d標準係點....
好可能係無標準...亂收....

作者: PlaySafe 時間: 2010-9-14 19:09

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原帖由 KMY89 於 2010-9-13 19:06 發表
某夜，雷電交加，Kmy在常平招待生意上的國外朋友

女伴因事遲到，Kmy 在房間裏無聊上網

朋友每人坐了三四個，坐得滿滿的

相熟媽咪阿花過來 fuzzy ...

今晚22個，上了21個，剩得 ...

Holly cow! What a horrible experience encountered by Sifu Kmy.

Just wondering how come the monster was not rejected and kicked out of the room rightaway?

作者: jjchan218 時間: 2010-9-14 22:04

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原帖由 KMY89 於 2010-9-13 19:06 發表
好啦、好啦 ... 帶入黎啦 ...
傾刻，來了一個 ..... 應該怎形容呢？我想應該係 "震憾"
這個小姐皮膚相當黑，而有點反光，眼小口大鼻大手大頭大頸粗，三圍相差不夠三吋；
很久沒有小姐坐在旁邊有心跳的感覺；
今次不止心跳，簡直係心悸 ...

似乎係.....ET！

作者: PFS 時間: 2010-9-15 09:45

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作者: KMY89 時間: 2010-9-15 10:31

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原帖由 PFS 於 2010-9-15 09:45 發表

唔對路咪叫人走囉，又要留低條囡，有乜事都係自己申請拉......... 況且常仔坐囡好多場都可以試坐十五分鐘，識途老馬我又唔信唔好意思叫媽咪的走佢..........搵來搞h:" />

文中清楚説明應相熟媽咪"幫手".

作者: markLee 時間: 2010-9-15 11:53 標題: 回復 1# 的帖子

KMY 師傅好有當年 "佛祖以肉伺鷹”一樣，善哉　！善哉　！

作者: Haidada 時間: 2010-9-15 12:50

妈咪熟左都系揾我地笨既。。真真就常常塞D冷板给我。。叫帮手就算啦。。有次重同我讲话好野离既。。你坐落就知啦甘。。而家我吾买拒帐啦。。

[ 本帖最後由 Haidada 於 2010-9-15 15:17 編輯 ]

作者: PlaySafe 時間: 2010-9-15 13:11

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原帖由 KMY89 於 2010-9-15 10:31 發表

文中清楚説明應相熟媽咪"幫手".

受盡折磨，君子當可欺之以方？

作者: denny2000 時間: 2010-9-15 18:02

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原帖由 Haidada 於 2010-9-15 12:50 發表
妈咪熟左都系揾我地笨既。。真真就常常塞D冷板给我。。叫帮手就算啦。。有次重同我讲话好野离既。。你坐落就知啦甘。。而家我吾买拒帐啦。。

like the thin one mami pushed to you the other day, you sat 2 already. the girl was thin, and later found out that she might be on drugs..

作者: KMY89 時間: 2010-9-15 18:10

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原帖由 PlaySafe 於 2010-9-15 13:11 發表

受盡折磨，君子當可欺之以方？

I feel this is an interesting experience.

作者: DrTea 時間: 2010-9-15 18:28

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原帖由 KMY89 於 2010-9-15 18:10 發表

I feel this is an interesting experience.

Master K, what's your feeling by now ? Would you take "it" back to your guest room when you met "it" again ?!

作者: KMY89 時間: 2010-9-15 20:12

This is my heartiest gift to my dear friend Dr. Tea.

作者: 7-siu 時間: 2010-9-15 22:07

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原帖由 simonkok 於 2010-9-14 16:47 發表
有時都唔明...佢地收囡囡d標準係點....
好可能係無標準...亂收....

From the point of view of the K manager : 1 more female creature = 1 more share of management fee revenue.
From the point of view of mami : Different girls have their own different customers.They have no loss in revenue, however, once there is a "Kind" customer like KMY, they have another share of table fee to received.

This is a bet of no loss !!!!

作者: KMY89 時間: 2010-9-15 22:40

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原帖由 7-siu 於 2010-9-15 22:07 發表

From the point of view of the K manager : 1 more female creature = 1 more share of management fee revenue.
From the point of view of mami : Different girls have their own different customers.They ...

I liked to see my sissy girl smile when she saw me picked up an alien

作者: denny2000 時間: 2010-9-15 22:58

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原帖由 KMY89 於 2010-9-15 22:40 發表

I liked to see my sissy girl smile when she saw me picked up an alien

that's one of the reasons those dinosaurs could exist as it is for those customers with LBs/SPs...

I would also think that next time, KMY should ask your girl to pick one for you. if she is confident, she could pick a beauty and test your determination/loyalty (in front of her). If she picks a dinosaur, that means that she does not have faith on her own (or you)..

作者: jokermania1 時間: 2010-9-16 04:15

thank you so much!!

作者: KMY89 時間: 2010-9-16 17:26

Kmy 在敘述一件有趣的事而不是申冤，坐多一個小姐捧捧場無所謂

作者: mtchan 時間: 2010-9-17 01:02

地球真係好危險

作者: Lighter 時間: 2010-9-17 01:11

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原帖由 KMY89 於 2010-9-16 17:26 發表
Kmy 在敘述一件有趣的事而不是申冤，坐多一個小姐捧捧場無所謂

下次我坐你有趣過這個多多聲

作者: ver1 時間: 2010-9-17 10:46

Thank sharing

作者: PlaySafe 時間: 2010-9-17 11:42

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原帖由 KMY89 於 2010-9-15 18:10 發表

I feel this is an interesting experience.

The most interesting and indeed the funniest part to me is that notwithstanding Sifu KMY having seen all those untoward, ridiculous, horrible misdemeanors of that monster, the ugly looking of the monster herself and the fact that he had to foot the bill for the time spent with her, Sifu KMY still feels that it was an interesting experience.

作者: KMY89 時間: 2010-9-17 11:49

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原帖由 PlaySafe 於 2010-9-17 11:42 發表

The most interesting and indeed the funniest part to me is that notwithstanding Sifu KMY having seen all those untoward, ridiculous, horrible misdemeanors of that monster, the ugly looking of th ...

正如我們要買門卷去 Ocean Park 睇萬圣節

作者: 7-siu 時間: 2010-9-17 12:07

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原帖由 KMY89 於 2010-9-17 11:49 發表

正如我們要買門卷去 Ocean Park 睇萬圣節

今晚你又想去海洋公园？

作者: rainelau 時間: 2010-9-17 12:28

K sir,
1. you should show you power to conquer "it"
2. u have more power to ask her mami to get the most (real) beautiful gals in your next visit.
3. any things happen after???

作者: PlaySafe 時間: 2010-9-17 12:49

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原帖由 7-siu 於 2010-9-17 12:07 發表

今晚你又想去海洋公园？

You guys are great, having a good sense of humour.

However, if I were Sifu KMY, I am afraid I would become a VIP, a very impotent person, as a result of the encounters with that monster on that very night.

作者: 7-siu 時間: 2010-9-18 18:50 標題: 回復 37# 的帖子

i HAVE A CHANCE TO MEET THIS
ET LAST NIGHT. OF COURSE, WITH A GROUP, NOT MYSELF !!! HA HA !

作者: jjchan218 時間: 2010-9-19 00:17

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原帖由 7-siu 於 2010-9-18 18:50 發表
i HAVE A CHANCE TO MEET THIS
ET LAST NIGHT. OF COURSE, WITH A GROUP, NOT MYSELF !!! HA HA !

CHing, you are so lucky!

作者: denny2000 時間: 2010-9-19 00:46

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原帖由 PlaySafe 於 2010-9-17 11:42 發表

The most interesting and indeed the funniest part to me is that notwithstanding Sifu KMY having seen all those untoward, ridiculous, horrible misdemeanors of that monster, the ugly looking of th ...

life if full of sadness and frustration and thus, we need to have high EQ to enjoy life. One of my fds told me a good story saying that ,even if you step shit like the one KMY gor experienced, try to think of the positives, e.g. this girl may be super fresh (no one dares to touch her), this girl should have good character, etc. life becomes more beautiful.. haha..

a bit Ah Q..

作者: jjchan218 時間: 2010-9-19 08:49

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原帖由 denny2000 於 2010-9-19 00:46 發表
life if full of sadness and frustration and thus, we need to have highEQ to enjoy life. One of my fds told me a good story saying that ,evenif you step shit like the one KMY gor experienced, try to think of thepositives, e.g. this girl may be super fresh (no one dares to touchher), this girl should have good character, etc. life becomes morebeautiful.. haha.. .

Think it in the other way. This girl may still a virgin!

Ha! Ha!

作者: glucerna 時間: 2010-9-19 10:07

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原帖由 jjchan218 於 2010-9-18 05:49 PM 發表

Think it in the other way. This girl may still a virgin!
Ha! Ha!

我有幸都見到此一極品..唔係o甘差...

有人仲叫佢入黎陪某君坐枱..此君执金都无o甘开心tim.....

百货百賣.......timway大把善長

作者: denny2000 時間: 2010-9-19 11:33

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原帖由 glucerna 於 2010-9-19 10:07 發表

我有幸都見到此一極品..唔係o甘差...

有人仲叫佢入黎陪某君坐枱..此君执金都无o甘开心tim.....

百货百賣.......timway大把善長

that is good for the society la. haha. if everyone loves only the super beauty, there will be keen competition as supply is so limited.

by the way, why did you wake up so early? I think you and team were on action last night wor..

作者: glucerna 時間: 2010-9-19 14:28

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原帖由 denny2000 於 2010-9-18 08:33 PM 發表

that is good for the society la. haha. if everyone loves only the super beauty, there will be keen competition as supply is so limited.

by the way, why did you wake up so early? I think you and ...

昨晚"西綫无戰事".....

作者: KMY89 時間: 2010-9-19 16:05

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原帖由 PlaySafe 於 2010-9-17 12:49 發表

You guys are great, having a good sense of humour.

However, if I were Sifu KMY, I am afraid I would become a VIP, a very impotent person, as a result of the encounters with that monste ...

年輕往往就是問題的答案，到經歷多了，懂得珍惜，就不會為了些微末而懊惱 ...
懊惱就是失敗，而快樂就是成功

作者: KMY89 時間: 2010-9-19 16:06

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原帖由 glucerna 於 2010-9-19 10:07 發表

我有幸都見到此一極品..唔係o甘差...

有人仲叫佢入黎陪某君坐枱..此君执金都无o甘开心tim.....

百货百賣.......timway大把善長

我見到你好似摸佢 tim ...

作者: glucerna 時間: 2010-9-19 21:43

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原帖由 KMY89 於 2010-9-19 01:06 AM 發表

我見到你好似摸佢 tim ...

好彩你講好似...我无企近佢驕軀5尺...

比$可以...益佢就好難

作者: DrTea 時間: 2010-9-19 23:06

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原帖由 glucerna 於 2010-9-19 21:43 發表

好彩你講好似...我无企近佢驕軀5尺...　比$可以...益佢就好難

Bro glucerna, you grasped at every opportunity when you're Drunk !!!

作者: pantylover 時間: 2010-9-22 23:17

thanks for sharing your funny encounter !

作者: 1976 時間: 2010-9-23 01:33

大哥很久沒見,還是大哥風範

作者: Sing 時間: 2010-9-24 10:39

O咀 O咀 O咀

作者: HoChiSean 時間: 2010-9-27 20:29

笑了出來, 很有趣的事呢

作者: 21127664 時間: 2010-9-28 11:08 標題: 回復 1# 的帖子

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作者: nmpkl 時間: 2010-10-3 00:45

世事無奇不, 可以上cp奇趣錄.....

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