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標題: 七个省份女人叫床的方式(女的不要进来了） [打印本頁]

作者: lzxl777 時間: 2011-6-16 15:30 標題: 七个省份女人叫床的方式(女的不要进来了）

1、东北的新娘在新婚之夜最想念自己的母亲，她们会不停地叫：“啊呀妈呀……好，真好，啊呀妈呀……“
　　
2、北京新娘也很有亲情观念，所不同的是她们在新婚之夜最想念的，是自己的旁系亲属、而不是直系亲属；她们会不停地叫：“叔父……宝贝，好叔父……“（舒服）
　　
3、上海新娘们认为：爱情不受年龄的限制，只要有了爱情的经济基础，新郎岁数再大也无所谓。因此，她们在新婚之夜会不停地说：“老好……老……好！“
　　
4、湖南新娘最细心，新婚之夜她们会不停地提醒新郎别忘了解腰带：“腰带……腰带……“（要得）
　　
5、安徽的新娘最朴实，虽然入了洞房，还是放心不下地里的活。因此她们在新婚之夜喜欢说：“快活……快活……快干活……“
　　
6、四川新娘喜欢吃火锅，所以她们在新婚之夜会不停地叫：“锅锅，快点上……好锅锅……“（哥哥）
　　
7、陕西新娘人高马大、身强力壮，但她们的腰似乎普遍都不太好；所以她们在新婚之夜喜欢大叫：“腰……腰……饿（我）还腰！

作者: zxcvff12345 時間: 2011-9-16 21:26

作者: peter27 時間: 2011-9-18 19:19

anks for ur sharing..............but still not see

作者: 353266151 時間: 2011-10-8 14:37

还可以巴……

作者: andrew2726 時間: 2011-10-10 19:30

Need to try all 7 types

作者: x121253 時間: 2011-10-11 07:42

作者: bengloulou 時間: 2011-10-23 21:19

作者: zhangsong912 時間: 2011-11-1 21:32

哈哈，以后出去也懂了

作者: theonly814 時間: 2011-11-1 22:37 標題: 回復 1# 的帖子

作者: 123zxcvb 時間: 2011-11-6 22:44

作者: kc123456 時間: 2011-11-11 15:25

不错不错

作者: aakasu 時間: 2011-11-16 04:10

呵

作者: yoonyoon99 時間: 2011-11-19 10:18

作者: 8527 時間: 2011-11-19 15:25

作者好有研究啊

作者: kokago 時間: 2011-12-8 11:47

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作者: achena 時間: 2011-12-20 00:52

要明方言先識笑~

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作者: vested 時間: 2011-12-21 21:00

hahahah,vey nice

作者: Go.david 時間: 2011-12-26 22:49

作者: daball 時間: 2011-12-28 01:21

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作者: happy1qaz1 時間: 2012-1-6 22:03

精辟体现出特色哈哈

作者: happinesshoi 時間: 2012-1-11 02:25

thanks you sharing

作者: sm_witness 時間: 2012-1-15 16:16

very very good

作者: xm01 時間: 2012-2-3 11:09

O(∩_∩)O哈哈哈~

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作者: cosmo281600 時間: 2012-2-14 19:13

作者有深度,有意義,有文化

作者: 我好累 時間: 2012-3-29 20:21

不错不错
谢谢分享

作者: 我好累 時間: 2012-3-29 20:29

不错不错
谢谢分享

作者: sometink123 時間: 2012-3-31 09:23

希望補齊其他省份的.....

作者: chaeyeon126 時間: 2012-4-1 21:36 標題: 经典

真是将爱能发swarovski

作者: almostparadise 時間: 2012-4-2 18:35

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作者: REEDHU 時間: 2012-4-8 23:05 標題: 太有才了

还有其他省的呢?

作者: wsxiaole 時間: 2012-4-9 21:36

瀑布汗一个

作者: 大頭六 時間: 2012-4-11 16:52

ha ha thanks for sharing

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作者: oldoldone 時間: 2012-5-3 11:00

thank very much.

作者: dcdog625 時間: 2012-5-4 23:28

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作者: buzaiyouyuu 時間: 2012-5-25 11:12

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作者: xgch 時間: 2012-7-30 12:35

这个故事很不错，很有趣

作者: curtischen 時間: 2012-8-10 01:48

哈哈，以后出去也懂了!

作者: stone_gz 時間: 2012-8-26 23:35

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作者: czh19721228 時間: 2012-9-4 21:22

很有见地很独特有生活

作者: sakumanoson 時間: 2012-9-13 12:12

哈哈，有点意思，有几个都是地方特色方言，不懂的人看不懂

作者: 28wish 時間: 2012-9-14 21:49 標題: 回復 1# 的帖子

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作者: 冷剔透 時間: 2012-9-26 01:48

高招

作者: 上官官 時間: 2012-10-29 23:07

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作者: chb4019 時間: 2012-11-7 23:19

real smile

作者: zzkkss 時間: 2012-12-5 15:25

有点意思~~各地方言哦~~要是配成音频播放，可能效果更好~

作者: 上善就是水 時間: 2012-12-9 23:57

哈哈哈哈哈哈，太有精髓了，抓住可特点的精髓

作者: wdf_701 時間: 2012-12-21 06:51

作者: yuyongjiu 時間: 2012-12-28 23:08 標題: 还是东北的声音好听

俺喜欢东北的叫声

作者: 倪爹 時間: 2012-12-29 04:29

有趣，有点儿意思。

作者: rusma 時間: 2013-2-8 16:02

噢 ~都捅進心窩了 !!!

作者: t165075383 時間: 2013-2-20 13:16

东北的最给力了，喜欢

作者: sk4408 時間: 2013-2-21 11:34

地区特色啊·····

作者: 寒风 時間: 2013-3-15 11:05

:lol

作者: icysherman 時間: 2013-3-28 16:45

thanks for sharing

作者: Nacht0211 時間: 2013-3-30 10:39

THANKS FOR SHARING

作者: chan98 時間: 2013-4-3 16:37

Thanks for sharing

作者: k.z 時間: 2013-4-13 15:57

貌似很准耶

作者: aaa888666 時間: 2013-4-25 23:40

謝謝分享.

作者: siiiubai 時間: 2013-6-9 18:39

作者: jjwang2013 時間: 2013-6-15 16:00

~感謝樓主無私分享~

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