標題: Virgin Australian Husband [打印本頁] 作者: FeiJai 時間: 2006-8-15 09:07 標題: Virgin Australian Husband
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually.
After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.
She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. And after a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married.
On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.
“What happened?” she asks.
“I've never been with a woman,” he says. “But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo I'm gonna need all the room I can get!”
[ 本帖最後由 FeiJai 於 2006-8-15 01:09 AM 編輯 ] 作者: Big Rock 時間: 2006-8-15 13:21
提示: 作者被禁止或刪除 內容自動屏蔽作者: alia 時間: 2006-8-15 16:54
This must be a British jokes...作者: FeiJai 時間: 2006-8-16 09:12
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原帖由 alia 於 2006-8-15 08:54 AM 發表
This must be a British jokes...
