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作者: 求其 時間: 2007-2-3 05:35 標題: 九州水会叼妈拆蟹报告　　

I went to this sauna and experienced a 叼妈拆骸 story. I will tell all of you later.

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作者: colorbhk 時間: 2007-2-3 08:25

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原帖由求其於 2007-2-3 05:35 發表
I went to this sauna and experienced a 叼妈拆骸 story. I will tell all of you later.

what the hell in this world is 叼妈拆骸, sorry about poor chinese

作者: johnii 時間: 2007-2-3 08:41

????????????

作者: colorbhk 時間: 2007-2-3 09:01

do you mean 𨳒媽拆蟹

作者: SMUmbrella 時間: 2007-2-3 09:55

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原帖由 colorbhk 於 2007-2-3 09:01 發表
do you mean 𨳒媽拆蟹

ColorBhk 師兄, 會唔會是 " 鵰孖擦鞋" 呀

作者: diego 時間: 2007-2-3 09:58

要"叼妈拆骸"咁大獲

作者: mcworker 時間: 2007-2-3 11:38

其版主好似好嬲喎

作者: spybag 時間: 2007-2-3 12:14

再等就真係叼妈拆骸

作者: Mazda 9 時間: 2007-2-3 15:00

求版主好少咁慶嗰喎..................

作者: s-pimp 時間: 2007-2-3 15:24

may be 版主 means

叼 7 妈me 拆女女骸 ??

作者: johncage 時間: 2007-2-3 16:59

係咪吊孖插蟹？？

大大力咁插蟹....

作者: happycamel 時間: 2007-2-3 17:05 標題: 回復 #11 johncage 的帖子

仲意猶未盡甘有

添一定係爽啦

作者: johncage 時間: 2007-2-3 17:34

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原帖由 s-pimp 於 2007-2-3 15:24 發表
may be 版主 means

叼 7 妈me 拆女女骸 ??

正確解釋係吊埋媽咪插女女蟹，大小通吃！出哂

作者: bigcat333 時間: 2007-2-3 19:19

應該是雙飛吧?吊插孖蟹*********

作者: 飛仔明 時間: 2007-2-3 20:08

我去這sauna 和體驗了.p妈.4i2Ae 故事。我以後將告訴你們大家

sorry, 網絡翻譯都幫唔到﹗

作者: 求其 時間: 2007-2-4 03:28

Sorry, I was very busy these days that prevents me from writing this report...I will write it once I am available!

作者: lawszeto 時間: 2007-2-4 08:53

?????????????????

作者: winsletty 時間: 2007-2-4 10:32 標題: 回復 #16 求其的帖子

Couldn't understand the word you referred above,hope to see more details in the later report.We support you !!!!

作者: SMUmbrella 時間: 2007-2-4 11:49

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原帖由求其於 2007-2-3 05:35 發表
I went to this sauna and experienced a 叼妈拆骸 story. I will tell all of you later.

求其板主, 你會幾時才告訴我們知呢

? 5 5 5 呀

作者: 焦器勃勃 時間: 2007-2-4 12:36

攪到求其兄 "叼妈拆骸"

咁 X 興

, 真係要 Blacklist 呢間場!!!

作者: SMUmbrella 時間: 2007-2-4 12:44

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原帖由 焦器勃勃 於 2007-2-4 12:36 發表

攪到求其兄 "叼妈拆骸" 咁 X 興, 真係要 Blacklist 呢間場!!!

焦器勃勃師兄, 我一定支持啦

, 可惜未見板主回覆呢

作者: 求其 時間: 2007-2-5 01:41

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原帖由 SMUmbrella 於 2007-2-4 12:44 發表

焦器勃勃師兄, 我一定支持啦, 可惜未見板主回覆呢?

I am still busy for business matter, therefore please excuse me of being late in handing the report

作者: gegeji 時間: 2007-2-5 09:21

??????????????????????????????????

作者: colorbhk 時間: 2007-2-5 09:57

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原帖由求其於 2007-2-5 01:41 發表

I am still busy for business matter, therefore please excuse me of being late in handing the report

叼妈拆骸 still in progress

作者: mony 時間: 2007-2-5 09:58

咩意思。。。。。。。。。？？？

作者: coke818 時間: 2007-2-5 12:34

攪到版主都咁慶，呢間S/N都算極品，真係要好好認識下！

作者: aduck1 時間: 2007-2-5 12:39

祈待,祈待又祈待!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!紅豆沙姐姐都退埋休,個report仲未見o既....好心急呀!!!因為想春節去添???????????

作者: 怪俠一枝梅 時間: 2007-2-5 13:01

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作者: SMUmbrella 時間: 2007-2-5 14:57

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原帖由 aduck1 於 2007-2-5 12:39 發表
祈待,祈待又祈待!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!紅豆沙姐姐都退埋休,個report仲未見o既....好心急呀!!!因為想春節去添???????????

ADuck1 師兄, 我就只想看完後, 避免去姐

作者: 求其 時間: 2007-2-5 16:22

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原帖由 aduck1 於 2007-2-5 12:39 發表
祈待,祈待又祈待!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!紅豆沙姐姐都退埋休,個report仲未見o既....好心急呀!!!因為想春節去添???????????

what's meant by 紅豆沙姐姐都退埋休?

作者: 求其 時間: 2007-2-5 16:44

Here comes the report:

I went to ZH on a Friday night in Jan.. After I finished the meal (both the upper mouth and the lower), I wandered in the Gon Bei Area and happened to see the advertisement board of this sauna. I dialled the phone number as shown in the banner, just asked for the charge and other related matter as follows:

求: 假如我今晚要在你SAUNA过夜,消费情况如何? 要做什么项目才可以?

sauna: 没有,只需要按两个钟,平时12点后进来,56日三天就要晚呒点,一般两点钟后进就可过夜.

求: 你那里有什么设施...

sauna: ...(deleted as not relevant to the caption)

After 2 hours when I enjoyed 2 hours foot massage in a normal foot massage service provider, I phoned the sauna again to check whether there was room available for me to stay behind. I also confirmed again the charge and condition, the answer was similar.

I hired a taxi and reached the sauna, it was situated nearby the Guo Hui Hotel at Ji Da. When I entered the sauna, a "fat boy tall" (brother of Fatboy Slim

) welcomed me with a coupon in hand, He said: " Welcome, we're now offering a promotion, you need only $78 to get a water club coupon and then you need not pay any entry fee and bathing fee, the minimum charge was $128 now..."

I realised that there're something wrong with the info I'd got from the receoptionist over the phone. I asked the fatboy tall how much shoulkd I pay for a 2-hour package. He said $78 (water club entertainment) + actual expenditure of massage service. I replied I did't need any water club entertainment (2:00 AM at that time la) and just need a place to sleep. I emphasized that I'd asked for the terms and condition that only 2-hr massage was needed to fulfilled the requirement. Fatboy Tall said that I was misunderstood for the words of the receptionist, if one entered on Mon to Friday, and they didn't need bathing and just 2-hr massage, they should need pay $88 Chinese Stype), but now was Saturday(2:00AM), you need pay according to the terms and conditions for Friday-Sunday ......

As it was 2:00AM, I didn't want to talk to that fatboy tall any more and went to the changing room, and complain to the management afterward.

When I entered the changing room, the attendant was quite polite to serve me. After I dressed up the gown and came to the rest parlour, I saw the water club facilties and found it quite good(I was not sure because I couldn't see very clearly as the light had already been switched off at that time). The rest parlour was not very big. The sofa was not the type that could be automatically controlled but was quite comfortable. I called the 部长 to come and complained to her about the matter. My opinion was: "I think $128 as the minimum charge for this sauna with that hardware and facilities was reasonable, but I am very satisfactory to their reply to my query, it's misleading! I think they ought to tell me there's a minimum charge and a permit of $78 is needed, I think I seems like being cheated to come)

The 部长 said she had no the privilege to answer my question and finally she called the manager and leader to come and see me...

The manager was very kind and after understanding the conditions, she promised to waive my permit fee ($78 for the usage of the water club facilities), and I need pay the massage service fee only. I promised her I would pay the water club facilities fee if I use it, and if I've not, I would pay the massage fee only.

The morning after, I came to have a look on the water club, it's quite good and the attendant was quite polite to show me the facilities in the club. I hadn't used it because I didn;t have the swimsuit and I didn;t want to hire or buy one from them. The manager phoned me that she'd dealt my bill with the counter. I replied that I was willing to pay for 128 instead of, as I'd only massage for 1-hour(a special massage different from the ordinary Chinese style) which was also breaching the conditon whcih stipulted 2-hr the minimum massage hour. I didn't want to become a 小气人，as the saunahad also done the right thing at last. Manager Luo thank me for giving her a favourite and promised to give me a discount when I came next time.

The trip begins with 叼妈拆蟹, but ended up with cheerful feeling...I think I will come again as the charge and hardware are really reasonable.　　

[ 本帖最後由求其於 2007-2-5 17:11 編輯 ]

作者: 7-siu 時間: 2007-2-5 17:21 標題: 回復 #1 求其的帖子

平時看求其的文章和報告，給我的印像，是一個雖然咸濕，但也不失其文質彬彬的風釆！居然現在有人可以令到你"叨媽插蟹"的，一定是比灣仔喜記的避風塘炒蟹更過癮的了！祈望早出貨！

作者: 求其 時間: 2007-2-5 17:31

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原帖由 7-siu 於 2007-2-5 17:21 發表
平時看求其的文章和報告，給我的印像，是一個雖然咸濕，但也不失其文質彬彬的風釆！居然現在有人可以令到你"叨媽插蟹"的，一定是比灣仔喜記的避風塘炒蟹更過癮的了！祈望早出貨！

出貨already

作者: 7-siu 時間: 2007-2-5 17:53 標題: 回復 #33 求其的帖子

哈哈！原來是我太快出貨！
看完全文，果然，"求其"還是有點風度的！

作者: SMUmbrella 時間: 2007-2-5 20:01

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原帖由求其於 2007-2-5 16:44 發表
Here comes the report: I went to ZH on a Friday night in Jan.. After I finished the meal (both the upper mouth and the lower), I wandered in the Gon Bei Area and happened to see the advertisemen ...

求其板主, 開始時真是好重要

, 但是結尾都一團和氣

啦 !

作者: z458060 時間: 2007-2-5 21:26

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作者: johncage 時間: 2007-2-6 01:07

其哥盡可能打中文，小弟自幼小讀書，睇得好辛苦！

作者: SMUmbrella 時間: 2007-2-6 01:23

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原帖由 johncage 於 2007-2-6 01:07 發表
其哥盡可能打中文，小弟自幼小讀書，睇得好辛苦！

JohnCage 師兄, 一唔是 Hollywood 就唔記得 D 英文啦

作者: jimmyboy2102 時間: 2007-2-6 01:57

A happy ending

in fact

作者: peninsula 時間: 2007-2-6 11:43

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原帖由求其於 2007-2-5 16:44 發表
Here comes the report:
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Thanks. So this is just a normal pure massage place?

作者: 求其 時間: 2007-2-6 14:08

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原帖由 peninsula 於 2007-2-6 11:43 發表

Thanks. So this is just a normal pure massage place?

Absolutely vegetable

作者: 7-siu 時間: 2007-2-6 14:28 標題: 回復 #41 求其的帖子

齋場有齋場的好處的！當去那些場太多，間唔中來一個齋的。清心

作者: peninsula 時間: 2007-2-6 16:19

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原帖由求其於 2007-2-6 14:08 發表
Absolutely vegetable

I see. So you enjoy all types of sanuas!!

作者: 求其 時間: 2007-2-6 23:33

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原帖由 peninsula 於 2007-2-6 16:19 發表

I see. So you enjoy all types of sanuas!!

I am trying my best to do that

作者: par3 時間: 2007-2-8 04:54

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原帖由求其於 2007-2-6 14:08 發表

Absolutely vegetable

i had a half-bucket-water encounter here bor, so this may not be completely vegi if u meet the 'right' number

i once asked the manager (he left now and i don't know where has he been to) there to introduce me some numbers that can have further service, i knew him back in wa hung when he was still a waiter, he gave me two numbers and i picked one that nite, he told me that he had already let her know my intention, although i didn't ask if that means full service or plane job only, anyway, i was sort of tired and didn't go for it that nite, i invited her to hot pot the next nite and she left me her phone with the picture folder on the first page, then she went to washroom, i opened it and saw another gal (total of two including her) were in the bath tub together inside the luxury room, if i remember correctly, that room costs something around 800-900 cuz the other manager had shown me around b4, i guessed the pic was taken by the customer, they were nude but cover by some bubble, after seeing that pic, i had no mood to go further with her as she had tatoo all over her arms and she looks so plane to me, after the hotpot, i just drove her home instead. based on that, i guess there should be some hidden meat available in this vegi place ga

作者: 求其 時間: 2007-2-8 15:47

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原帖由 par3 於 2007-2-8 04:54 發表

i had a half-bucket-water encounter here bor, so this may not be completely vegi if u meet the 'right' number

i once asked the manager (he left now and i don't know where has he been to) the ...

I think it's just a non-vegi gal working in a vegi place

, the sauna is vegi I think

作者: SMUmbrella 時間: 2007-2-9 01:04

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原帖由求其於 2007-2-8 15:47 發表

I think it's just a non-vegi gal working in a vegi place, the sauna is vegi I think

Everywhere

has Ghost Rat Practitioner

(GRP)

作者: liqx1558 時間: 2007-2-13 16:42

what did u say?i don't know

作者: 求其 時間: 2007-2-13 21:27

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原帖由 SMUmbrella 於 2007-2-9 01:04 發表

Everywhere has Ghost Rat Practitioner (GRP) !

For an old bird as me, it's no special fun to have Ghost-Rat. Having ghost-rat practitioning is a kind of psychological compensation, especiallyh for those who are half-bucket with respect to number of encounter to gals. If one has already met all but the most types of gals in different forms of encounter, he would not fond of finding a place here ghost rat is provided.

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