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作者: adathespy    時間: 2012-9-21 11:52     標題: $400......

A beautiful woman gets out of the shower, wraps a towel around herself and tells her husband that he can get in the shower.
As he enters the shower, the doorbell rings.
The wife says she'll get the door and goes downstairs.
When she opens the door, she sees her neighbor, Doug, whose jaw drops open at the sight of her.
He pulls out two one hundred-dollar bills and tells her that they are hers if she will just let the towel fall to her waist.
She pauses, then says to herself, "Heck, why not?"
So she drops the towel halfway down, and takes the money.
Bill gasps at the sight and shows her two more hundreds and offers them to her if she will just let the towel go altogether.
She thinks, "Well, I've gone this far, so...."
And drops the towel to the ground.
Doug looks for a moment, appreciatively, thanks her, gives her two more $100 bills and leaves.
By the time she gets back upstairs, her husband has completed his shower and is drying off.
He looks up and ask she who was at the door.
She says, “Just Doug.”
The husband replies,
“Did he say anything about the $400 he owes me?”

作者: 冷剔透    時間: 2012-9-26 01:29


作者: vivib    時間: 2012-10-16 22:58

看不明,不过回贴是美德
作者: 59394    時間: 2012-10-17 17:46

我英文不太好 哈哈
作者: 2788308    時間: 2012-10-21 14:21

adathespy兄
我英文考不級格,我有看但看不太懂
煩請adathespy兄,翻譯成中文謝謝

[ 本帖最後由 2788308 於 2012-10-22 20:20 編輯 ]
作者: cutebird    時間: 2012-10-22 00:22

呵呵。。。。。。。。。。。。
作者: Cheung16789    時間: 2012-10-23 14:09

Thx😁😁😁😁
作者: 甜心寶貝0911    時間: 2012-10-27 16:54

so funny
作者: 大靠估    時間: 2012-10-30 00:56

冇帶眼鏡!
作者: leo480    時間: 2012-11-14 12:02

蛮有意思




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