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作者: ydortj    時間: 2007-4-4 23:21     標題: Ydort小弟@天津-爆Seed

some C Hing asked 小弟 to report in chinese...unfortunately, 小弟 really suck at typing chinese...please 原谅小弟

今天小弟又去 阳光hill泉@TEDA, 本是只为发火
一开始来了一嗰28/9 age 的， 是但啦,好似技巧不错,慢游全身,当小弟是雪糕,舔到全身wet wet, 连小弟的
也clean clean, 最后在mouth mouth 爆炸,  game over

休息10min后, 她介绍一嗰新来的, age20,叫sansan, 说来了3天, still in training, try ng try wor...
wa~~~~ 好gf feel 啊!! 也好怕羞第一句:"我只来了3天不太懂做不好请原谅
哈哈又一伦慢游之后, Ydor-Gundam, 从下突入!! 哇好tight! 有D困难, 看一看, sansan表情有D痛苦, gum小弟 问sansan痛ng痛 (她下有Ddry ) 她说少少, gum 我说先坐坐吹水看TV lor,......



To be continued, just let me take a break

[ 本帖最後由 ydortj 於 2007-4-6 16:20 編輯 ]
作者: 7-siu    時間: 2007-4-5 00:17

There is no problem to write reports in English. There are many experts in helping you to get your reports translated.

Why after the 1st shot, another girl came in ? You did not have 2 BG at first, right ? She came in after yopur 1st shot ? Where is the 1st BG while you were working on the 2nd  BG ?

Please give more details. We are waiting.
作者: ydortj    時間: 2007-4-5 09:36

thanks 7-siu, please help me to ask some expert to translate, thanks!
honestly i think i might sink boat in this case, i'm seriously wanting to go back to her after work today

here's the basic details
$180 for 1q (include body massage, licking massage of your whole body and and ML) very cheap!
my spending: $380 in total (bath=$20, 1stgirl (1st q)=$180, 2ndgirl (2q)=$180, meeting a new and innocent girl who talks like a gf and reacts like a gf and below is super tight = PRICELESS!)


after my 1st shot, the 1st girl gave me a slight massage and asked me if i want to go for a 2nd shot and introduced me the new girl.

alright continue from

Ydor-Gundam, 从下突入!!  哇好tight! 有D困难, 看一看, sansan (2nd girl) 表情有D痛苦, gum小弟 问sansan痛ng痛 (她below有Ddry ) 她说少少, gum 我说先坐坐吹水看TV lor,......


be right back, gonna go to a meeting
作者: 7-siu    時間: 2007-4-5 10:04     標題: 回復 #3 ydortj 的帖子

Please keep on the good work.
作者: ydortj    時間: 2007-4-5 10:57

alright continue from

Ydor-Gundam, 从下突入!!  哇好tight! 有D困难, 看一看, sansan (2nd girl) 表情有D痛苦, gum小弟 问sansan痛ng痛 (她below有Ddry ) 她说少少, gum 我说先坐坐吹水看TV lor,......

we watch TV, chat a while about singers, talked about gf/bf (我木独男的悲哀经验)， then she reminds me that time is almost up so i have to do now，otherwise she will have to go and I will waste my $ and bullet (she does not have to remind me though, couldnt simply be quiet until time's up but she did not)
shit! at that time, my beam rifle is almost out of power, but she uses her little mouth (really little, totally fill up) to recharge my rifle...
RX-78-Ydortj, now recharged with assualt rifle, is ready to 突入 again!
this time we still enter from below, and once again, her表情有D痛苦, so I hold her and changed the attack position from bottom to above~
....

To be continue
作者: philipou    時間: 2007-4-5 12:20

Please keep on the good work.
作者: ydortj    時間: 2007-4-5 12:39

back from lunch, I hope C hings are enjoying my style of writing, this is only ydortj's 4th/5th time for playing and reporting, so please bear with me!

attack from above is way easier, no wonder 孙子 advice army to attack from above.
once i got in and moved for a bit, she flushed! her face turned red, and start trying not to moan, and i was making jokes all along. man this is really gf feel
after a bit, i ask her if it is alright to "底线进攻" and I holded her and flipped, she told me she's not that experienced and only knows up and down, and she only sits at the tip of my rifle because she says it still hurts a bit. However, as we make more moves,
she got used to it and started sliding down deeper and her face turns even more red, and start real moaning (i got a desire to pull her hold body down to completely accept my rifle, but since her still seems to be in pain so I didnt do it)
you can really tell if the girl is real moaning or just pretending, lol even a beginner like me, haha, well I like quiet girls and it is soo enjoyable when she tries to keep herself quiet...

to be continued
作者: pkao    時間: 2007-4-5 12:45

waiting for a nice article
作者: ydortj    時間: 2007-4-5 22:11

shit, i went there again today and asked for her....i think i'm sinking............she told me some customers were shouting at her because she wasnt goo enough, and she already got hurt a bit because customers were treating her roughly........ man...... i dont know......
作者: dw78    時間: 2007-4-5 23:17

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原帖由 ydortj 於 2007-4-5 22:11 發表
shit, i went there again today and asked for her....i think i'm sinking............she told me some customers were shouting at her because she wasnt goo enough, and she already got hurt a bit becau ...
Looks like you are sinking now CHing.  Anyway, enjoy your good feeling for now.  You will know your real feeling when you stay with her for a longer period.  Then you can judge whether this is an impulse sinking or a prolonged sinking!!  Good luck...
作者: ydortj    時間: 2007-4-5 23:36

thanks dw78

anways, let me finish my story from yesterday,

i was going for 底线进攻, and she was only sitting at the tip of my rifle at beginning, but as time pass, she started to go lower and lower, and then we made another position change!
attack from back! Gundam! full booster on, with my power going into the red zone, and she starting to go into Hypermode with real moaning (ng...haa...haaa..ng...NG), and the sound from the insert hole (pa pa PA) and unknown liquid coming out, I knew my Gundam will self-destruct at any time.
for every single hit, i could feel the movements inside the enemy's body and lol, my rifle has charged up and ready to fire the hy-mega launcher.
with my last desperate attempt to grab her , my charged up cannon has fired, 3 combo shots!  and at the same time, the enemy finally collapsed.......
...
..
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after the battle, we lay on the bed and hold hands, and it turns out that i'm only her 4th customer so far (since she started her first day of work this monday) no wonder the was tight. she told me guys usually like more skillful and she ask me once again how i like the service and what she could do better..... i really wanted to laugh... and i was smillng all along on my way back....

that was my experience from yesterday,
and today, right after work, i went to find her again.... and i know i'm being attracted......
to be continued
作者: ydortj    時間: 2007-4-5 23:43

oh by the way, for info about the hardware:

about B-size, pinky tips, very small and pink pu-ssy!! the hole hole was so small that i have trouble going in...
and these are not the major reasons, she is really innocent, and really gf feeling
作者: dw78    時間: 2007-4-6 00:47

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原帖由 ydortj 於 2007-4-5 23:43 發表
oh by the way, for info about the hardware:

about B-size, pinky tips, very small and pink pu-ssy!! the hole hole was so small that i have trouble going in...
and these are not the major reason ...
Perhaps you should take good photo of this good hardware.

Either you can enjoy it years later or better still, share it with your brothers....
作者: 7-siu    時間: 2007-4-6 01:15     標題: 回復 #13 dw78 的帖子

Good report ! No need to be an experienced reporter to have a good report.
作者: ydortj    時間: 2007-4-6 11:19

yes i went back to her yesterday, i'll post what happened yesterday up this afternoon.... i think i have to follow the rule of
"1st time raw, 2nd time riped, 3rd time leave"

regarding to the photos, i did not want to take her photo without permission, but i did take a demo photo of the room
i'll also post it up

next time i'll ask her if it is okay to take her photo without her face
作者: dw78    時間: 2007-4-6 11:47

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原帖由 ydortj 於 2007-4-6 11:19 發表

1st time raw, 2nd time riped, 3rd time leave

一次生，兩次熟，三次大結局。。。。。。。

如果我們都可以緊守這個入行時前人教落的金句，沉船的人就少多了。

師兄得以幸免。。。。善哉善哉！
作者: ydortj    時間: 2007-4-6 12:54

thanks dw78, actually 小弟 just started playing since this March, haha i am the small C弟 in here, lots to learn from all you C Hings
作者: ydortj    時間: 2007-4-6 12:56

oh by the way, i read this from the other post
沉船的領會,大陸女人真是一樣

just want to paste C HING temp123 (百人斬沖鋒隊隊長格斯) 's words

這兒不是愛情信箱，大家在說的也不是"一般"的女孩，大家硬是要把她們當作"一般"人，最終受傷的，只會是自己。
小姐們連自尊也不要了，她們為的是什麼?大家是否該自已想清楚?人家要銀，你比愛是沒用的;反之人家要愛，你比銀她又是不管用......

thanks temp123 C HING, another good lesson learned,

alright i'll start posting my updated story from yesterday
作者: ydortj    時間: 2007-4-6 13:10

here's the locker room of this Sunlight Hill Fountain bath house.
all lockers are electronic lockers



here's the room, i was trying to take pic of SanSan, but she told me not to, so i took a pic of the room instead. i'll ask her again next time


作者: ydortj    時間: 2007-4-6 13:33

ok conitnue to report for yesterday night 6th April

i was seriouly wanting to go back to see SanSan, i dont know why, but maybe because of her innocence (even though she might pretend but i chose to believe) so, right after work, i went to the Sunlight bath house once again.

i arrived at 6.15pm and took a shower, when i was enjoying the hot water in the pool, the male massage came to say hi to me -_-||| so we blow water for a bit.... after shower, i walked out get a tower, and asked for the "massage" clothing  dim知 the towel boy said "我知道你要那一style的， 你经常来“ 死啦，之不 过来了5次 and become 熟客！？ but wait， i've only started coming here since end of March, 计一计 2weeks5times...

to be continued
作者: markLee    時間: 2007-4-6 17:38     標題: 回復 #20 ydortj 的帖子

Good Report! Thank you brother ydortj....! Where did you find that sauna or said Shower Place in TianJin? I did try another one in TianJin but the charge is a bit more expensive which is 460(include ML fee plus one free foot massage)+ 38 ( shower fee) +10 for a bottle of green tea. It seems the place you go is much worth than the one I go.!
作者: ydortj    時間: 2007-4-6 22:47

mark gor, the places i went to are in TEDA area, the average prices here are $20bath + $168-$220 for 1 girl 1 q full service, about $280 for more service (i couldnt tell the difference) and $350 for double fly
作者: s-pimp    時間: 2007-4-7 05:59

@ydortj....I really enjoy your report style, so funny and entertain. Sounds like you have great fun there....make sure RX-78 Gundam always equipped with condom
作者: ydortj    時間: 2007-4-7 08:03

thanks s-pimp C-HING,

sorry I was going to report last night, but my parents came over to visit so i was busy, anyways,
i'll continue my report for April 5th right now
作者: ydortj    時間: 2007-4-7 08:17

ok continue from the towel boys have all recognize me as 熟客~ I blow water for a bit and then asked for 818 sansan (the new girl i had the day before), after 5 min, the waiter boy came back and told me she's out and will be back at 7.30pm, shit, the time was only 6.45, and my planned operation time was only until 8.00pm, what could i do? there was no point just waiting in the pilot room (i feel guilty when all my C-HING are sacrificing their lives on the battlefield and me only waiting in the pilot room doing nothing,  Seed歌姬Lacus once said: I dont know what will happen, but sitting there doing nothing will not create anything) unfortunately, I am not Kira Yamoto who uses nuclear Freedom, nor I am Asuran the Infinite Justice, with my level 1 battery powered "RC-78 Con-dum" (and dual battle from last night), i decided it is better for me to do a machine maintenance, so Full-Body massage here we go........ but what another surprise!!!

to be continued
作者: FocusS    時間: 2007-4-7 09:32

thanks for your sharing.
作者: 7-siu    時間: 2007-4-7 12:02

"Surprise ?" There is no surprise in this area, Surprise is normal !!!!!
作者: ydortj    時間: 2007-4-7 13:27

ok sorry just came back from lunch,

ok the surprise: after i waited a while in the room, a really sexy girl in white tight t-shirt with holes infront of her two missiles and a mini-skirt came in lol, wa..... her face is CUTE, literally, CUTE! japanese feel ar, I give 8/10 then i blow water with her ar, she's from East-North, during my massage, she "accidently" attack me a couple times with her missiles haha i'm not sure if she was aware, but it did happen a couple times, and when she bents down, wa, i see lots of ice-cream on my laser monitor hahaha and then we talked about what she did before, too bad she's only a maintenance technician, not a trainner hahaha, after 45min of maintenance, i have decide to abandon my rifle, and changed to use the heavy Hy-Mega-Cannon attack pack
after a quiet pre-battle 5-min rest, my target arrived...

TO-BE-Continued
作者: dw78    時間: 2007-4-9 03:43

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原帖由 ydortj 於 2007-4-7 13:27 發表
ok sorry just came back from lunch,

ok the surprise: after i waited a while in the room, a really sexy girl in white tight t-shirt with holes infront of her two missiles and a mini-s ...
Hey, keep going.  You are not about to write a suspense story, don't you?
作者: ydortj    時間: 2007-4-9 08:35

nono dw78, sorry i was a bit busy over the weekends, i'l finish up today
作者: 女副總裁    時間: 2007-4-9 09:21

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原帖由 ydortj 於 2007-4-4 23:21 發表
some C Hing asked 小弟 to report in chinese...unfortunately, 小弟 really suck at typing chinese...please 原谅小弟

今天小弟又去 阳光hill泉@TEDA, 本是只为发火
一开始 ...
Good job brother. I am in TJ too all the time but TEDA is just too far away from the city. Will you be
there frequently? If so let me know.
作者: ydortj    時間: 2007-4-9 09:56

after a quiet pre-battle 5-min rest, my target arrived...

Chapter 6 - 战场的哀歌-情感无用

after a soft knock on the door, the communicator brough in my target, SanSan. just after one night, I could already feel the difference from her eyes.
The light, the spirit, the innocence, have all gone, just like a  看见死神的新兵。。。 she recognizes me at once (of course, i just battled with her the day before)
something must have happened in the last 24 hours....
just like many Ace Pilots (or newbe pilots), we have our conversation before our battle...
yes, she had a rough battle with an extremely experienced pilot, and she was defeated badly, with humilation, and also that guy was shouting at her leader as well.... and she had to give a punishment fee of 500 to her leader....
she walked close to me, take off her pilot suit, and show me the bruises on her tiny, pinkly, little sakura below... I can feel the uneasy feelings coming out from my 心... just like (Lala and Amura, Camelyu and Four from Z, Shin and Stella, etc)
why? why do we have to meet on battle fields? why cant we meet each other from somewhere else other than battlefields? I said those words to her and hold her hands...
作者: ydortj    時間: 2007-4-9 09:59

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原帖由 女副總裁 於 2007-4-9 09:21 發表


Good job brother. I am in TJ too all the time but TEDA is just too far away from the city. Will you be
there frequently? If so let me know.
hi C-Hing yes i'll be here quite offen, maybe we can hang out together if you want
作者: woman    時間: 2007-4-9 15:59

finished? great report!
作者: ydortj    時間: 2007-4-9 16:43

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原帖由 woman 於 2007-4-9 15:59 發表
finished? great report!
not yet C-Hing, sorry for waiting, here we go

战场的哀歌-情感无用 continue
why cant we meet each other from somewhere else other than battlefields? I said those words to her and hold her hands... ...

she looked at me, and said, (S:SanSan, Y:me)
S: before we start working, we have to give the leader $1000 for safety deposit. for this past week I only make $800... and with that $500 punishment, I really dont have any $...
Y: but you have to take a holiday, you cannot fight all the time. especially with those injuries you have
S: but where can i get $ if i dont fight? i have my mother waiting for me to go back... i cannot stop fighting...
Y: ... ... (i had a strong feeling to ask her to become my private trainner)
S: it's not like if you can "包我" or anything...
she uses her jew like eyes to look at me, i can see the the sadness, the universe, all the sunk brother's spirits in her eyes...
more over i can feel the 杀气....
Newtype ka?
she is newtype? or was i just? what is this annoying feeling of pressure? what is it? what is it?
it is at this moment, I have tried to terminate my feelings, yes, even though i might have feelings... but this is the battlefield,
my goal is to defeat enemy and win the battle, and more important, from my C-Hings: "绝对, 不要死（沉）。。。
作者: ydortj    時間: 2007-4-9 17:01

once i've made that decision, 3,2,1, Ydortg, 去滾Gundam, launch!
SanSan quickly took out her dual ball-missiles and started to attack my back, and her "lick lick: attack going over my whole machine body...
holy shit, what? what happened, what's this feeling, why? she level up so much in just 1 night!?? and then without giving me a second to hestitate,
she has started using her hand saber to slice through my rear armor, disabling my legs, main boosters, and neck.
and....
all of a sudden, out from no where, my cockpit is under attack.
What? she has sneaked her head down to my cockpit, trying to lick it like ice-cream, and put her face on my cockpit and slide up and down
shit, condition red, with my cockpit under major attack, i quickly tried to attack her rear and front missiles, hoping to stop her...
it was worst, her attack did not stop, it was more violent, with her lovely hair laying on my disabled lower half...\
am I going to be defeated? today? right here? is SanSan newtype? is this real power of newtype!?????????
作者: ydortj    時間: 2007-4-9 17:03     標題: Ydort小弟@天津-Ch6战场的哀歌-情感无用

oh a bit forshadowing for today, i‘m going to battle again, wish me luck, i am heading for a new target (hopefully) today

[ 本帖最後由 ydortj 於 2007-4-9 17:13 編輯 ]
作者: kingsunSKY    時間: 2007-4-10 15:43

我是绝对不会沉的,因为我就是潜艇棒子,专门水下做也



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