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作者: 路過666    時間: 2007-4-6 21:40     標題: 去泰國男人小心！

再來真人真事… （咁都有…）我有個 friend 去泰國玩 5 日，第 4 日o 個晚同o的團友去酒吧，人有三急去開大，柯柯下見到有 o的煙飄入黎，跟住就暈暈地，昏迷之前見到幾個男人扶走左佢，第G朝醒返起身發覺下體好痛，一睇！！碌野無左個龜頭，但係趕住返香港，頂硬上返到黎香港 …經過醫生檢查，證實失去九成性能力 …我個 friend 後來走去打聽到原來泰國男人好鍾意食龜頭補身，一個成年人既龜頭黑市價值 40 萬泰銖。
作者: jimmyboy2102    時間: 2007-4-6 21:44

碌野無左個龜頭....頂硬上返到黎香港 ...

咁都返到香港
作者: mangojack    時間: 2007-4-6 23:40

你有沒有吹水呀大哥！流血都流死啊,中回香港醫
作者: Firejack    時間: 2007-4-7 13:23

路過666

Pretty originial story, unfortunately, it  lacks common sense....honestly, quite stupid.

Well, at least it is something new.....
作者: 停不了    時間: 2007-4-7 18:03

very funny better than mr bean
作者: tiandi2188    時間: 2007-4-7 19:35     標題: 不是吧?

唔系卦?好得人惊喔。
作者: ize    時間: 2007-4-12 20:38

唔系卦?好得人惊喔?????
作者: Rayjeam    時間: 2007-4-13 01:40

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原帖由 路過666 於 2007-4-6 21:40 發表
再來真人真事… （咁都有…）我有個 friend 去泰國玩 5 日，第 4 日o 個晚同o的團友去酒吧，人有三急去開大，柯柯下見到有 o的煙飄入黎，跟住就暈暈地，昏迷之前見到幾個男人扶走左佢，第G朝醒返起身發覺下體好痛 ...
嘩好似講故字一樣,,,,吾見左個細佬仲可以回香港......是個人回香港啊,,,定係個人回魂番香港啊!!!!一個頭40k..........利害,利害,利害
作者: Candyman    時間: 2007-4-13 03:39

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原帖由 jimmyboy2102 於 2007-4-6 09:44 發表
碌野無左個龜頭....頂硬上返到黎香港 ...
咁都返到香港
流血都流死啊.....

嘩, 唔 係 卦 ........

錦 都 得 ........  

好恐怖!!!   
作者: olcrack    時間: 2007-4-13 12:00

take care if you go to Thailand~~
作者: Bonkinasia    時間: 2007-4-14 21:06     標題: Songkran celebration amid tight security

Songkran celebration amid tight security

People nationwide celebrated Thailand's Songkran festival, or traditional New Year, in joy as they offered alms to Buddhist monks and splashed water, either modestly, according to tradition, or more vigorously, in contemporary style.

The general atmosphere on Bangkok's Khao San Road was active as both locals and foreigners participated in the water festival amid tight security measures imposed by police after the city experienced a bombing earlier this week.

But the situation in the three restive southern provinces of Pattani, Yala and Narathiwat was quite subdued as most families decided to depart their native towns and celebrate the festival elsewhere.

Apirak Kosayothin, Bangkok governor, presided at a merit-making ceremony in which alms and breakfast were offered to 10 senior monks and 181 other monks at Sanam Luang.

Representatives of the public and private sectors also joined in the ceremony.

Security checkpoints have been set up jointly by the metropolitan administration and Bangkok Metropolitan police as part of stepped-up security measures in the Thai capital.

Authorities also gave drivers breathalyser tests in a bid to eliminate driving under the influence of alcohol and ro reduce traffic deaths. Nine persons were killed and 78 injured in Bangkok last year during the festival.

Both uniformed and plainclothes police as well as other BMA officers searched suspected people at checkpoints to ensure that no untoward incident take place.

Several business operators along the normally congested Khao San Road complained that the numbers of tourists this year had fallen compared to 2006 and that their businesses were not doing well.

Expressing the spirit of fun and joy, however, was Swedish beauty Sarah Ericson, crowned as this year's Miss International Songkran Khao San Road, who said she loved Songkran while she had an opportunity to wear beautiful Thai dress and splashing water at others. She said she was unafraid of possible incidents and was confident regarding security measures provided in the area.

Another highlight of the exciting events along Khao San Road was seen when Phornsiri Manoharn, governor of Tourism Authority of Thailand (TAT), presided at a ceremony which was joined by South Korean movie heartthrob Kim Jeong Hoon, in his capacity as his country's special tourism ambassador.

Mrs. Phornsiri said the popular movie star joined the event in order to attract more Asian tourists to Khao San during future Songkran festivals. She said TAT estimated that about Bt9 billion would change hands during this year's festival.

In Yala province, few people were on streets to celebrate. Only a small group of children was seen throwing water to passing motorcyclists. Most families had left town to celebrate elsewhere, due to the ongoing violence which has haunted the region for more than three years. The atmosphere in nearby Narathiwat and Pattani was likewise subdued.
作者: willis1111    時間: 2007-4-17 14:42

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
作者: cunt1979    時間: 2007-4-21 11:11

没有头还能会来，厉害厉害。



假得来都真d啊
作者: cunt1979    時間: 2007-4-21 11:14

没有头还能会来，厉害厉害。



假得来都真d啊
作者: 潮汕生輝    時間: 2007-5-2 09:41

我都驚驚地呀..haha

希望唔係真啦..呵呵
作者: siu_loong    時間: 2007-5-3 11:30

Quite impossible and non sense
作者: wong0515    時間: 2007-5-6 14:19

Some people in other forum certified this was not real 吹水only
作者: yungmico    時間: 2007-5-26 15:18

hahahahahahahahaha
作者: superheman    時間: 2007-5-26 20:41

Crazy story :bird:
作者: lokcherie    時間: 2007-5-27 23:34

let edit the end of the story.... the man want to back hk.... but he can't since he lost too much blood..... all brother pls bear in mind that when playing in thai... should beware of penis-theft......
作者: ic3j    時間: 2007-5-28 11:15     標題: really really really

really really really
作者: desmondh69    時間: 2007-5-30 01:39

thanks for the info.. i will pay more attention
作者: aaaaaaaaaaab    時間: 2007-6-6 23:41

i dun want to go thailand anymore~ahah
作者: parleur    時間: 2007-6-7 01:02

I would rather believe in fairy tales. He thinks we guys here are all idiots.
作者: 太空貓    時間: 2007-6-7 09:52

簡直係午夜怪談. 哈哈.
作者: bonesuper    時間: 2007-6-8 15:36

真係信就9唔信就10，頂頸就8至笨就7
作者: fategg    時間: 2007-6-13 06:04

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原帖由 bonesuper 於 2007-6-8 07:36 發表
真係信就9唔信就10，頂頸就8至笨就7
妖, 我個龜頭得個一毫子咁大,至多值一舊水
天氣涼自己搵得好9辛苦
搵得到就要9左去啦

有都切鬼佬個條啦   HA HA HA HA HA

真係信就笨9拾

你個朋友點9你

[ 本帖最後由 fategg 於 2007-6-12 22:05 編輯 ]
作者: 周五一次郎    時間: 2007-6-15 12:13

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原帖由 路過666 於 2007-4-6 21:40 發表
再來真人真事… （咁都有…）我有個 friend 去泰國玩 5 日，第 4 日o 個晚同o的團友去酒吧，人有三急去開大，柯柯下見到有 o的煙飄入黎，跟住就暈暈地，昏迷之前見到幾個男人扶走左佢，第G朝醒返起身發覺下體好痛 ...
我信啊。。。。。。。。。。。。如果叫你個Friend影返張Close-up post 埋上來的話！
作者: 779394    時間: 2007-7-3 02:41

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原帖由 路過666 於 2007-4-6 21:40 發表
再來真人真事… （咁都有…）我有個 friend 去泰國玩 5 日，第 4 日o 個晚同o的團友去酒吧，人有三急去開大，柯柯下見到有 o的煙飄入黎，跟住就暈暈地，昏迷之前見到幾個男人扶走左佢，第G朝醒返起身發覺下體好痛 ...
再來真人真事… 有個路過既吹水佬系Tmway forum 亂咁講野得罪左板主同所有師兄弟，第二日一行出街，人有三急去開大，柯柯下見到有 o的煙飄入黎，跟住就暈暈地，昏迷之前見到幾個男人扶走左佢，第G朝醒返起身發覺後欄好痛及流膿不止 ...!!!
作者: xxx787878    時間: 2007-7-21 12:10

可怕啊！！！！！！！！！！！！！
作者: ccopen    時間: 2007-7-21 12:45

柒頭吹水!no photo no talk!
作者: lingcl    時間: 2007-7-24 17:25     標題: 回復 #1 路過666 的帖子

Don't believe. Non-sense......
作者: clw538    時間: 2007-8-13 23:35

好恐怖!!!



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