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原帖由 neiahyeah 於 2006-8-21 03:06 發表
Readers are encouraged to pose any articles, sentences, words or whatever of interest for reading, enjoying and discussions.
This, for sure, is more helpful and meaningful. Isn't it?
And jokes, too ! Here it goes :
Fathers then & now
Fathers of 1900 didn't have it nearly as good as fathers of today; but they did have a few advantages:
In 1900, a happy meal was when Father shared funny stories around the table.
Today, a happy meal is what Dad buys at McDonald's.
In 1900, fathers and sons would have heart-to-heart conversations while fishing.
Today, fathers pluck the headphones off their sons' ears and shout, "WHEN YOU HAVE A MINUTE.."
In 1900, when fathers entered the room, children often rose to attention.
Today, kids glance up and grunt, "Dad, you're invading my space."
In 1900, a father came home from work to find his wife and children at the supper table.
Today, a father comes home to a note: "Jimmy's at private tuition, Cindy's at ballade, I'm playing mahjong downstair, convenient noodle in the kitchen."
In 1900, a father's horsepower meant his horses.
Today, it's the size of his minivan.
In 1900, a father smoked a pipe.
If he tries that today, he gets sent outside because it is all non-smoking area inside.
The only SIMILARITY between them is :
In 1900, fathers were never truly appreciated.
In 2001, fathers are never truly appreciated.