唔識捉老鼠既貓 可以偏安一角 
大隻剛愎自用 XO醬炆到烏煙瘴氣
As poor as a churchmouse, 
As thin as a rail,
As fat as a porpoise, 
As rough as a gale,
As brave as a lion, 
As spry as a cat,
As bright as a sixpence, 
As weak as a rat.
As proud as a peacock, 
As sly as a fox,
As mad as a March hare, 
As strong as an ox,
As fair as a lily,
As empty as air,
As rich as was Croesus, 
As cross as a bear.
As pure as an angel, 
As neat as a pin,
As smart as a steel trap, 
As ugly as sin.
As dead as a door nail, 
As white as a sheet,
As flat as a pancake, 
As red as a beet.
As round as an apple, 
As black as your hat,
As brown as a berry, 
As blind as BATMAN,
As mean as a miser, 
As full as a tick,
As plump as a partridge, 
As sharp as a stick.
As clean as a penny, 
As dark as a pall,
As hard as a millstone, 
As bitter as gall,
As fine as a fiddle, 
As clear as a bell,
As dry as a herring, 
As deep as a well.
As light as a feather, 
As hard as a rock,
As stiff as a DEAD CAT, 
As calm as a clock,
As green as a goslin, 
As brisk as a bee,
AND NOW LET ME STOP, 
LEST YOU WEARY OF ME.
[ 本帖最後由 happycamel 於 2008-9-17 02:55 編輯 ]