唔識捉老鼠既貓 可以偏安一角
大隻剛愎自用 XO醬炆到烏煙瘴氣
As poor as a churchmouse,
As thin as a rail,
As fat as a porpoise,
As rough as a gale,
As brave as a lion,
As spry as a cat,
As bright as a sixpence,
As weak as a rat.
As proud as a peacock,
As sly as a fox,
As mad as a March hare,
As strong as an ox,
As fair as a lily,
As empty as air,
As rich as was Croesus,
As cross as a bear.
As pure as an angel,
As neat as a pin,
As smart as a steel trap,
As ugly as sin.
As dead as a door nail,
As white as a sheet,
As flat as a pancake,
As red as a beet.
As round as an apple,
As black as your hat,
As brown as a berry,
As blind as BATMAN,
As mean as a miser,
As full as a tick,
As plump as a partridge,
As sharp as a stick.
As clean as a penny,
As dark as a pall,
As hard as a millstone,
As bitter as gall,
As fine as a fiddle,
As clear as a bell,
As dry as a herring,
As deep as a well.
As light as a feather,
As hard as a rock,
As stiff as a DEAD CAT,
As calm as a clock,
As green as a goslin,
As brisk as a bee,
AND NOW LET ME STOP,
LEST YOU WEARY OF ME.
[ 本帖最後由 happycamel 於 2008-9-17 02:55 編輯 ]
